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fishdis02 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 120) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:31 PM
  
Ok guys, I am working out with a guy that is huge, I kinda look up to him, So were doing squats and he yets at me, "go lower, go lower, So on my next rep I go as low as possible and when I go to push up< FAAAAAARRRTTTTT I let one rip, and then the rep after that I went down just as low and another ripped, so by this time, im laughing and this guy is still yelling at me to go lower. It was freaken hilarious, I blame it on the protien shakes,, luckily there were no chicks around. LATER IP: Logged |
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spooky Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 48) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:42 PM
Yeah ... One time I was on the leg press, and I Farted so loud I thought I tore my ass in half. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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fishdis02 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 120) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:43 PM
yea dude, i know how you feel, im adapting the moto..no fart, no gain IP: Logged |
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fishdis02 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 120) |
posted August 03, 2000 11:43 PM
bump dis funny IP: Logged |
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FLEXMEX Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 221) |
posted August 04, 2000 01:11 AM
thats funny but i know a dude who actually let a little log come out while squatting....now that was funny shit! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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horn_monos Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 27) |
posted August 04, 2000 03:19 AM
no chicks there huh? My training partner did the exact same thing only a girl he was trying to hook up with was on the machine next to the squat rack. And did it smell...Needless to say they never got together. I still laugh everytime I squat. IP: Logged |
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Luca Brasi Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 333) |
posted August 04, 2000 04:00 AM
Just thank god it was just a fart. IP: Logged |
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matr1x Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 222) |
posted August 04, 2000 07:47 AM
A little log? There are lots of pros who have to wear daipers because of this problem, alledgedly. IP: Logged |
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Bringin_Ruckus Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 29) |
posted August 04, 2000 07:50 AM
aww shit...damn we know what your talkin bout all of us had one of those be4... IP: Logged |
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bbman Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 15) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:21 AM
I always empty out the ole bowels before going to the gym for just that reason. IP: Logged |
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cunroe Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 71) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:42 AM
"dropped a little log," BBWWAAAAAA!!! That gives a "whole new meaning" to WIPING down the equipment when your done! Later, ------------------ IP: Logged |
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decibel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 243) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:50 AM
an article by dan duchaine said that your training partner should hold a lighter to your ass when in the low position of the squat to ignite the fart - this will give you the extra propulsion needed to go back up. oh, the guru! IP: Logged |
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fishdis02 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 120) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:53 AM
thats great, it happens to us all. So fuck all the others at the gym who may have heard it. There not the ones with fucking large quads! IP: Logged |
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XXXL Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 398) |
posted August 04, 2000 12:58 PM
HEY FISH! what do you mean "lucky there weren't any chicks around?" the ladies love it when you BLOW THEM A KISS. ha ha IP: Logged |
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fishdis02 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 120) |
posted August 04, 2000 01:19 PM
hELL YA, I was telling my friend and he told his girlfriend, and she laughed her ass off. IP: Logged |
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