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Anabolic Discussion Board Megaman vs. The Juice Warriors part 1
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YellowD98 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 440) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:16 PM
One day as Megaman was walking through the woods, he stumbled on something strange...
He quickly realized it was an amp of sustanon 250. Used by bodybuilders to put on mass, and which contained 4 different testosterone esters for time sensitive release into the body. Where would an amp of sustanon 250 come from? So he climbed up the nearest tree to see if he could spot anyone around.
Suddenly, a little bird flew by and started chirping something into Megaman's ear.
"There's a whole lot of crap going on in these woods", chirped the odd bird. "It's a huge steroid drug ring, and you have to stop it before they get too powerful". Megaman was startled but agreed to help the bird. Then from underneath the tree, a bush started to shake. Out popped a little green man.
What are you doing here?! You shouldn't be here. Now I must destroy you. ____________________- "I don't want to fight you" said Megaman. But the little green man started shooting at Megaman. "Fine....I guess I'll have to" exclaimed Megaman.
The little green man exploded into a mesh of red and green specks. Strangely, he left a small tablet on the ground where he fell. Megaman went to pick it up.
He recognized it immediately. It was a blue dianabol tab that bodybuilders used to put on quick mass to jumpstart their cycles. Starting at a high dosage and then tapering down at weeks 4 and 5. What the hell is this doing here? He had to go ask his friend the doctor about his findings.
So megaman ran to find his friend the Medical doctor.
"Hmm, megaman. You said you found these in the forest? Well, they are very potent anabolic steroids. The nearest I can tell... is that there is an evil underground drug ring in the forest that you must stop. These anabolic steroids are actually fakes, and can be harmful if taken. I've heard stories of strange men in the woods known as Juice Warriors who are an elite group of scammers. You must stop their rings of scamming."
"ME?! I can't hope to stop a huge ring of counterfit steroids by myself. Not without help at least..."
"Well, I can prescribe to you a few drugs. Here, Ill give you 500 omnadren a week, which is exactly the same as sustanon, and clomid. Take the clomid every other day and 3 weeks post cycle".
"Awesome! Thanks doc. Now I can take on the whole world!"
So Megaman ran back to the forest with more energy than before. He felt stronger knowing the testosterone the doctor shot in his ass was going to make him huge. Then out of nowhere a huge robot jumped in front of his path. ___________________ "Move out of the way! I have to stop the evil drug ring" exclaimed Megaman. "That's exactly why I have to stop you", responded the robot... TO BE CONTINUED in Megaman vs. The Juice Warriors part 2. Credits: Storyline by: YellowD98 IP: Logged |
lethal59 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 157) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:21 PM
lol Looks pretty good so far. You might want to perscribe him some Halo to get him more pissed off. Keep up the good work bro. ------------------ IP: Logged |
ajc1977 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 767) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:28 PM
YellowD have you been experimenting with recreational drugs? J/K bro that's funny shit. IP: Logged |
decibel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 231) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:29 PM
yeah. give him a couple boxes of halo. get him pissed, man, PISSED!!!!! IP: Logged |
cunroe Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 61) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:30 PM
YellowD- You've got too much time on your hands, Bro! Later, IP: Logged |
aahepp Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 284) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:31 PM
Two words for you: CRACK KILLS Stay off that stuff. J/K Too much free time it looks like. But it was entertaining. Thank you for making the day a little easier IP: Logged |
YellowD98 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 440) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:33 PM
Thats what happens on a lazy Monday afternoon. Girls out of town for the week, school's out til the 28th, and letting my food rest before I hit the weights. IP: Logged |
jdismukes Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 393) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:42 PM
Bump that decibel get MegaMan pissed on some halo. I can wait for part II, how pathtic is that? IP: Logged |
ex-infantry Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 76) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:58 PM
i'm hooked. cant wait for the next riviting installment!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
ozzymandius Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 572) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:58 PM
made me roll, keep it up YELLOW. IP: Logged |
Maverik Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 340) |
posted July 31, 2000 03:02 PM
Somebody's got too much time on their hands. IP: Logged |
chemdaddy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 30) |
posted July 31, 2000 04:08 PM
I want to see him REALLY, REALLY pissed. Give him some Cheque Drops. IP: Logged |
YellowD98 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 440) |
posted August 01, 2000 12:01 AM
bump megaman IP: Logged |
pauly Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 57) |
posted August 01, 2000 12:12 AM
Wazzzuuuup?! Yellow, funny shit man, real funny and informative. Only if my professors taught like that!!!!! But I shot you some mail, let me know right away please. IP: Logged |
Starting Over Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 10) |
posted August 01, 2000 12:15 AM
That's great! Here's a bump for part 2.... IP: Logged |
pauly Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 57) |
posted August 01, 2000 04:09 PM
Here's a bump for everyone who didn't get to read this ------ FUNNY SHIT !!!!!!! Let me try this <img src="C:/Pauly/thefinger.gif"></img> IP: Logged |
SMALL Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 103) |
posted August 01, 2000 06:19 PM
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Diver Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 297) |
posted August 01, 2000 06:25 PM
what episode will we see megaman covered in zits spankin around his girlfriend??? buahaha funny shit bro [This message has been edited by Diver (edited August 01, 2000).] IP: Logged |
Bossman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 449) |
posted August 01, 2000 09:13 PM
You uneducated prick you. Give him some clomid too. j/k You should be looking at porn or something. Good story though. ------------------ Bossman IP: Logged |
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