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aahthit
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 307)
posted July 28, 2000 01:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aahthit   Click Here to Email aahthit     Edit/Delete Message
Okay. All newbies need to read and heed. Sick of the same questions getting posted,.... then bumped!

1) YES!! You need clomid.

2) Yes!! Sust and Omna are really fucking close, if not identical (depending on how old your gear is! )

3) Yes!! Eq is very similar to Deca but with some important differences to consider.

4) You posta source or post asking for a source, you're a dick. F' you.

5) No!! Don't sign.

6) 23g 1 1/2 is the most commonly used size pin for the glutes. 3-4cc's is the max volume for that ass.

7) Yes!! You should rotate injections sites!

8) No!!! Hell no,... and Fuck no!!! That andro isn't going to help you get anything but bigger boobies.. and a smaller bank account.

9) We all bench 605 here. You're the only one who doesn't. What's wrong with you?

10) ??????????

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big_guy1
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 1266)
posted July 28, 2000 01:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for big_guy1   Click Here to Email big_guy1     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 5126477
very good post bro..maybe a little onthe violent/arrogant side, but I thinkthat is why I like it....thing to add..read newbies post, not just read, but understand them,a nd follow the rules within..

big-guy

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scott825
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 613)
posted July 28, 2000 02:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for scott825     Edit/Delete Message
heres a few more.

YES IF YOUR NIPPLES ARE HURTING & FEELING SESITIVE YOU ARE DEVELOPING GYNO.

NO IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA TO GO OUT & GET DRUNK,EAT X & DO COKE WHILE ON A CYCLE,,,YES
IT WILL EFFECT YOUR GAINS.

NO YOU WILL NOT GET BIGGER OFF OF ECA OR
RIPPED FUEL

YES YOU WILL HOLD MORE WATER ON CREATINE

YES DURATESTIN & SUST ARE BASICALLY THE SAME

YES NORANDREN IS DECA

YES ULTRAGAN & MAXIGAN ARE BOTH EQs

YES YOU CAN GET ANY GEAR YOU WANT IN CANCUN

BUMP MEANS THAT WE ARE BUMPING THE TOPIC TO THE TOP OF THE BOARD SO THAT MORE PEOPLE WILL SEE IT.

there will be a test later..

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Weights before dates

Bros before Hos

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blkLotus
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 185)
posted July 28, 2000 02:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blkLotus   Click Here to Email blkLotus     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 11023347
gonna have to BUMP !


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THE APE
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 155)
posted July 28, 2000 02:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for THE APE     Edit/Delete Message
Anything less than an 80% and they should not be able to post a new topic.HeeHee

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bignate73
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 1206)
posted July 28, 2000 03:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bignate73   Click Here to Email bignate73     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 65081685
ah my buddy from the north got fed up and wrote a rant. yes!

some other things to consider:

1. welcome posts get more airplay than serious questions at times. wtf? is this a way to get the elusive "procard" without actually saying anything important? hehe

2. no, noone will tell you how to sneak gear over the border.

3. sorry you got scammed

4. you cant possibly have a new question about fina!!!

5. cycle updates are good!

6. mods email me, i have a question. email you what??? an email saying, "whats your question?" how about YOU email them!

7. why is ref b so yucky??? because you have to use your panties to filter out the bad taste!

8. milk thistle, cranberry, evening primrose oil, multivitamin, protein.....got it?

9. yes, this board does rock!

10. sure ill email you for a list. can i have my checks direct deposited to you too?

sorry bros, neighbors being loud, sorry chest workout, bad chemistry final, no girlfriend, slight ref induced aggression kickin here. i tend to get a bit cynical at times.

later bros

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E M T
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 119)
posted July 28, 2000 06:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for E M T   Click Here to Email E M T     Edit/Delete Message
No, you don't inject into your asshole.

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scott825
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 613)
posted July 29, 2000 02:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for scott825     Edit/Delete Message
I LOVE THIS THEAD, HAD TO BUMP IT.

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