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RAGEWHATRAGE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 16) |
posted July 22, 2000 05:12 PM
  
1) "That was all you!" 2) I did legs yesterday 3) This is just from creatine. 4) I'm not fat- I'm just holding a lot of water right now. 5) I did cardio before you got here. 6) I don't squat because it's bad for your knees. 7) Abs? Well I usually do those tomorrow. 8) This shirt is a 2x 9) That was eight! (reps). and #10... IP: Logged |
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big dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 158) |
posted July 22, 2000 05:40 PM
10)My doc told me the acne is from stress. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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powerlifterjay Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 24) |
posted July 22, 2000 05:45 PM
#10 Normally i could get that, but i am injured. IP: Logged |
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Ice Man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 565) |
posted July 22, 2000 06:01 PM
# 10 Oh, yeah I used to lift that. IP: Logged |
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tbigg82 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 32) |
posted July 22, 2000 06:02 PM
10  i never do my maxor i dont feel good IP: Logged |
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tbigg82 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 32) |
posted July 22, 2000 06:21 PM
im all natural IP: Logged |
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homewrecker Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 72) |
posted July 22, 2000 06:25 PM
My Personal Favorite is: "Man, You should have seen me back in High School!" IP: Logged |
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bgriff Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 754) |
posted July 22, 2000 06:30 PM
my favorite is "No I wasn't bouncing it off of my fat assed belly"!!!! Wen benching!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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mystic_hormones Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 189) |
posted July 22, 2000 06:30 PM
the older guys say this I used to do all that when I was your age. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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mrstein Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 15) |
posted July 22, 2000 06:36 PM
MY ALLTIME FAVORITE AND PLEASE GIVE ME A BUMP FOR THIS .......I COULD BE THAT BIG IF I TOOK STEROIDS...... IP: Logged |
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Monster Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 187) |
posted July 22, 2000 06:45 PM
Heh heh heh... Thats a good one! To further irrtate people, I bought a Powerhouse Gym shirt... heres the catch... (now mind you I was over 250lbs at the time) The shirt says (and Im trying to remember, cuz I lost it when I moved) on the front "Powerhouse Gym - All Natural" and on the back it says "100% Juice Free". A couple times I thought some of the little natural fellas were going to be moved to violence when they saw me wear it! Id find some of the big mouth naturals (the guys that stand around and bitch about drugs and how they dont think its worth it just to get big) and I'll do the same movement theyre doing but with 2 or sometimes 3 times the weight Hahaha, life as an asshole, aint it great?!?! IP: Logged |
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krzysiu013 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 379) |
posted July 22, 2000 06:49 PM
damn you guys know i was BSing all those times??? IP: Logged |
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Curious Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 379) |
posted July 22, 2000 07:24 PM
"Nah, I would never do that stuff" ------------------ IP: Logged |
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D007 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 650) |
posted July 22, 2000 07:30 PM
Ive been sick IP: Logged |
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mystic_hormones Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 189) |
posted July 22, 2000 07:31 PM
i wanna be just like mike i mean monster. good stuff man. you inspire me and one day I will do that stuff. it must feel good to do that and especially to those guys who think they're all that. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Big Wiggs Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 62) |
posted July 22, 2000 07:35 PM
Here's one. I'm dieting right now usually I'd lift twice this. IP: Logged |
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Bjaarki Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 94) |
posted July 22, 2000 07:59 PM
"No, I don't take anything like that." IP: Logged |
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Fukkenshredded Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 90) |
posted July 22, 2000 08:07 PM
Of course the worst lie comes from a woman, and has nothing to do with bodybuilding, and yet, everything to do with size..."It has a nice shape..." IP: Logged |
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E M T Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 113) |
posted July 22, 2000 08:53 PM
This is more about gyms themselves. "Last day for our awesome summer membership deal" and the next week they're still advertising the same "deal". IP: Logged |
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macavoy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 94) |
posted July 22, 2000 09:30 PM
"Im on a cutting cycle right now" no youre skinny IP: Logged |
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Kid Lightin Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 36) |
posted July 22, 2000 09:42 PM
#10 It's all Genetics, you should see my brother! IP: Logged |
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sour jerk Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 200) |
posted July 22, 2000 09:49 PM
i cant do any squats or deadlifts because i have a bad back....... fuken pussy. sour jerkkkkkkkkkkkk IP: Logged |
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Jim Layhoe Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 605) |
posted July 22, 2000 09:53 PM
I didn't fuck your wife, i was at the gym. IP: Logged |
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big_dan Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 183) |
posted July 22, 2000 10:07 PM
OH SHIT jim that was a good one! like I'm not fat I'm just bulking right now! Yeah and you'vebeen bulking for the past 3 years I've seen you at the gym! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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tbigg82 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 32) |
posted July 22, 2000 10:16 PM
its my allergies that are making my face puffy. IP: Logged |
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POSTAL_1999 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 17) |
posted July 22, 2000 10:31 PM
10# you dont have to work at it when your taking juice.!!!! IP: Logged |
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Green Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 320) |
posted July 22, 2000 10:35 PM
Keep in mind I work with a bunch of out of shape fat programmers.
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Yoda Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 309) |
posted July 22, 2000 10:42 PM
#10 This is my first workout back after a long time away from the gym!!!!! IP: Logged |
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AAA Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 35) |
posted July 22, 2000 10:45 PM
this is my light day IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 955) |
posted July 22, 2000 11:05 PM
10. "what was what? oh that?...nah man I've been natrual for years that was umm a vitamin C pill" Slopain IP: Logged |
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big_guy1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1193) |
posted July 22, 2000 11:25 PM
I always hear some thing to the effect of "I don't know what's wrong with me, I am just exhausted, must have been what I did at work today." big-guy IP: Logged |
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Diver Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 283) |
posted July 22, 2000 11:30 PM
10. i shave my legs because im a model, swimmer, etc.etc. IP: Logged |
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gearface Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 467) |
posted July 22, 2000 11:58 PM
Im not fat, I'm a powerlifter. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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always02 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 340) |
posted July 23, 2000 12:13 AM
these are all classic lines. i love it! IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 336) |
posted July 23, 2000 12:15 AM
hey mystic, i like yours the best, but at most gyms around here i lift moe than people 1/2 my age Keeping up w/ the youngsters at 43 is not to bad ( as long as i stay on a.s.) IP: Logged |
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aahthit Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 291) |
posted July 23, 2000 12:50 AM
This one makes my light go off: Some dickhead approaches you during the middle of your set and spots you when you don't need it. Then as soon as you rack the bar the same dickhead tells you all about how he's ( now here's the line,..) "GETTIN' BACK INTO IT!!" Damn! I fuckin' hate that shit. Gettin' back into what?!!!! Get back into the pantry where you belong you pasty-white, soft, shapeless, freeze-dried, office-ass! IP: Logged |
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foreverblast Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 121) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:10 PM
roids? never heard of them.. is that the name of a famous bodybuilder? john IP: Logged |
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Kingpin Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 55) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:15 PM
10. That wasn't MY fart... Honest!?! IP: Logged |
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lethal59 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 106) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:15 PM
My favorite is: I don't understand I got that easilly last week. Really Dude--- Probably Not!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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DudeMan Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 10) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:28 PM
Another. Im not trying to get big i just want to be toned. IP: Logged |
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eastarr Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 204) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:32 PM
Some idiot comes into the free weight room and asks, "Can I work in with you?" Then you have to take plates of so he CAN work in. I hate that. I get more of a workout puting my plates back on and taking them off so some pussy can work in. Now I just say , "NO!" ------------------ "Pain is weakness leaving the body>>>" IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 510) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:37 PM
I just want to maintain and stay in shape. Thats why I been stayin' with the same weight for the past fuckin' five years!!! Hahaha! IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 955) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:48 PM
roids? nah man never had them but I heard preperation-h does wonders... Slopain IP: Logged |
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Ffactor Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 57) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:54 PM
amps????? you mean electricity!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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bb4424 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 77) |
posted July 23, 2000 03:27 PM
Hey guys, this is a great thread, lots of laughs!! Here is one that was sprung on me last week.. 10) My x-girlfriend was in shape like your girlfriend. Everything in the past, it sucks to be a little shit!! IP: Logged |
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lowiron Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 13) |
posted July 23, 2000 04:18 PM
I just wanna get cut I don't wanna to bulked up. IP: Logged |
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DocJ Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 226) |
posted July 23, 2000 04:26 PM
10) Naw, those bruises on my ass are from vitamin B12 shots! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 742) |
posted July 23, 2000 04:27 PM
#10...yeah im a member , really. IP: Logged |
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GRENDEL Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 29) |
posted July 23, 2000 04:31 PM
10. "MAN YOU'RE GETTIN SWOLE!" "YEAH I QUIT PARTYING AND STARTED DIETING HARD" ------------------ IP: Logged |
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always02 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 340) |
posted July 23, 2000 10:55 PM
hey docj how did you see the guys' bruises on his ass??? IP: Logged |
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BigPapaPump Moderator (Total posts: 436) |
posted July 23, 2000 11:08 PM
10) I used to weigh 275lbs ! or 10) Back in the day, I was a freak but my wife made me stop training. or 10) I'm not training for size, I'm training for stamina. BPP IP: Logged |
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DocJ Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 226) |
posted July 24, 2000 12:30 AM
I had to say that to some old man at the gym, my gym has showers, doesn't yours? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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TMoney Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 6) |
posted July 24, 2000 12:33 AM
My friends line referring to his size(big) when confronted about juice: "If this is all steriods would do for me, I wouldn't bother." IP: Logged |
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BigTruck Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 132) |
posted July 24, 2000 12:36 AM
#10 I don't want to get big or anything, I just want to get defined. (said by a man) IP: Logged |
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ARISTIMUQO Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 19) |
posted July 24, 2000 12:43 AM
This is the best Hey dude, "SHE WAS MINE" IP: Logged |
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powerhouse2k Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 24) |
posted July 24, 2000 01:57 AM
Fill in the blank. A friend of mine is a(pro bodybuilder,trainer,ex football player,ballerina) and he says _____________. IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 647) |
posted July 24, 2000 03:25 AM
10) i'd do that weight but i hurt myself so i can't go that heavy WTF... are you always hurt? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Lqdmscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 205) |
posted July 24, 2000 03:33 AM
This is my line to people. "Man! am scrawny, maybe steroids will make me bigger!" ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MIKAI Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 59) |
posted July 24, 2000 03:37 AM
(10) So How often do you come here and how long have you been working out...! HE HE...! Or do you know how i can get BIG QUICK...? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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scott825 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 574) |
posted July 24, 2000 06:25 AM
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCKS WRONG WITH ME TODAY I GOT THAT WEIGHT UP 6 TIMES LAST WEEK. I DONT WANNA BE ALL BIG,I JUST WANNA BE TONED HEY MAN CAN YOU WATCH ME ON THIS ONE I HAVEN'T DONE HEAVY CHEST IN ABOUT A MONTH. SORRY I DIDN'T MAKE IT YESTERDAY I HAD TO WORK LATE. 10)I DONT KNOW WHO WAS USING THE SQUAT RACK, ------------------ Bros before Hos IP: Logged |
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media Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 35) |
posted July 24, 2000 06:59 AM
"I've never touched that shit. Bit if I was I'll be 10 times bigger than you are on all that shit." Man. I hate these motherfuckers. IP: Logged |
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loomisH Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 61) |
posted July 24, 2000 07:01 AM
Legs? Ummm, I don't need to work them out cuz I get enough of a leg workout from when I go jogging... IP: Logged |
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spooky Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 33) |
posted July 24, 2000 07:18 AM
When you get some fuck say ... "All I need is some more chest and arms" You just wanna break em' in half. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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jdismukes Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 314) |
posted July 24, 2000 08:22 AM
My favorite: I'm concentrating on my form, not heavy weight. IP: Logged |
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youngdeltman Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 9) |
posted July 24, 2000 08:50 AM
"I don't go to the aerobics class to look at chicks" hehehe, yeah right IP: Logged |
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hayesjones Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 21) |
posted July 24, 2000 09:43 AM
10. I would like to put on just a little more muscle. I dont want to be all big like those guys. (yeah, cause everyone might look at you everywhere you freaking go, and chicks might turn their head to look at you while their with their boyfriends.) Dont you hate when people (usually who dont workout a freaking lick say, How much do you bench!) IP: Logged |
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Mr. Iowa Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 19) |
posted July 24, 2000 10:02 AM
#10. "I'm cutting down for a show" (reason for being a weak-ass pussy!) OR.... #10. "I can't lift heavy cause I hurt my (knee, shoulder, back) playing ball." YEAH RIGHT! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Curious Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 379) |
posted July 24, 2000 12:07 PM
Damn you look like you've lost some weight... Responses: "yeah, I quit taking my creatine" "yeah, I just got over being sick" "yeah, I've been really busy and haven't had a chance to eat as much or workout" "yeah, I'm just trying to cut-up now" Truth: "yeah, I didn't take any clomid with my D-bol only cycle and yes I am a dumb-fuck" ------------------ IP: Logged |
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foreverblast Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 121) |
posted July 24, 2000 12:14 PM
damn that hot girl's checking me out again. IP: Logged |
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Ffactor Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 57) |
posted July 24, 2000 12:43 PM
Every hot chick in this gym wants me. If not they must be lesbians. IP: Logged |
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HeavyLifterX Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 301) |
posted July 24, 2000 01:14 PM
Man I have already been here for an hour. ------------------ Work With Your Back And With Your Brain IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 510) |
posted July 24, 2000 01:21 PM
I'll get around to working out soon as i find someone to work out with. IP: Logged |
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Big Brother Val Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 666) |
posted July 24, 2000 02:17 PM
10) No... I wasn't beatin' off in the shower... just washing my dick a lot. or 10) I don't wanna get big like you, I don't have the bone structure for it. or 10) I haven't had time to hit the gym that much lately. (but I had enough time to sit on my fuckin' ass, eat shit food, and watch fuckin' TV with my fat-ass wife. sorry.. personal to my training partner) or 10) I don't take steroids anymore... I've tried 'em, but I don't anymore. I wouldn't even know where to get it now. or 10) I used to be ripped... but with my schedule it's hard to get into the gym much anymore. I miss it. or 10) I gained 15 lbs. in 2 days just eating a lot. Pure muscle. You just gotta do it, man. (that last one just blows my mind. He's a fat fuck with scrawny arms. Who curls 35 lbs. max... telling a guy a lot bigger than him about diet) IP: Logged |
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xrciseink Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 214) |
posted July 24, 2000 02:57 PM
I just recently broke up with my girlfriend. IP: Logged |
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Wynn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 140) |
posted July 24, 2000 07:47 PM
"I'm not fat- I'm big boned" Eric Cartman IP: Logged |
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Bossman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 417) |
posted July 24, 2000 09:00 PM
I saw a guy at the gym today bench 405 for 3. So I say to the kid spotting me, man, that guy can throw up some weight. He says, yeah, that's cause he's on steroids, and I'm like no way, you think people around here do that shit?? As I repped out this punks max for 8 with no help, and then say hey man, thanks for the spot. heh heh heh ---------------------- Bossman IP: Logged |
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anibolism Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 123) |
posted July 24, 2000 09:15 PM
#10 yeh,i use to be huge.....#11 yeh,my legs use to be huge,until i (hurt my knee,broke my ankle,ran out of monistat-7,etc)thats why i don't squat.........#12yeh,i,ve got a cousin or nephew your size....bullshit......#13 so what my girl ran off with him,i'm sure his dick shrank up due to steroids ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dirk Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 36) |
posted July 24, 2000 10:45 PM
#10..."my nuts are small so I can fit them into your mouth. Now shut the fuck up and keep sucking...Bitch!" ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Spunky Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 173) |
posted July 24, 2000 10:54 PM
this guy at my gym works nothing but biceps.. when u ask him why he doesn't work chest he says "I got a bad shoulder, it hurts to bench" when u ask him why he doesn't work legs he says "I got bad knees". I didn't know there were that many ppl who had those problems by the time they were 18. IP: Logged |
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Sweetwillie1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 5) |
posted July 24, 2000 10:57 PM
OOOOOO OOOO I know mista cater!!!! Doc Ekard is legit and not a scammer!!! Biggest lie I heard yet!!! IP: Logged |
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