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YellowD98 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 208) |
posted July 19, 2000 03:38 PM
 
Im sitting here right now with a piece of toilet paper attatched to my bare ass with toilet paper. Im still sweating... and a little dizzy. My hands fumbled as I tried to break the amp. Trying to be gentle, I grasped it firmly and gave it a push with my thumb. Then again. Damn thing, finally, with two hands I pressed firmly, pop. No going back now. I unwrapped the syringe, cutting open the plastic. Quickly I inserted into the amp. Now my hands were becoming shakey. I laid the amp on my bathroom counter and got on one knee. I stared as I tried to suck up the oil into the syringe. I had bathed it over hot water to try to thin it out, but I guess it didn't work. It took a very long time to get it all into the syringe. Almost 10 minutes it seemed. Then I got up with the syringe in hand and pulled down my pants. There I was, a syringe in my hand and my bare ass hanging out. I pressed the needle up against my ass. Too low. I moved it, too high. Too much to the left. I must have placed the tip of the needle on my butt at least 20 times. Finally, I found a good spot. I looked at the needle in the mirror. Pushed on it very very slightly. Ack. A small prod in my ass. WTF? Its IN my ass already? I pushed it in a little farther. About 1/4 of an inch was left. I tried to pull on it, but that was a pain in the ass too. I saw a few bubbles spurt out. Finally, I was sweating and shaking like a pig. Quickly, I pushed on the syringe firmly. This was a bitch. A little harder. It started to go in... but I didn't feel anything going in. But it must be in, there is nothing in the syringe anymore. The needle had been in my ass so long, blood started dripping from the entrance spot. I pressed the needle against the stopper for almost a minute firmly to make sure it was all in my ass. I wasn't about to do this again today. Then when I thought I was done, I yanked the bitch out, threw it on the counter and took a deep breath. Im still alive? Not dizzy, no heart attack? Fucking awesome! My ass was bleading quite a bit now, so I grabbed some toilet paper to clean my ass wound. I searched for some band aids. Fuck we're all out. I grabbed the electric tape that I used to wrap and dispose of my syringe and amp and used it to adhere an alcohol soaked piece of toilet paper to my ass. God damned... I can't believe I've done this. So here I am, 15 minutes later. Ready to work out my legs. My ass is starting to sting now, and the toilet paper is still there. There's no going back now. I feel awesome. IP: Logged |
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jdismukes Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 276) |
posted July 19, 2000 03:42 PM
What drama! IP: Logged |
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animal B Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 937) |
posted July 19, 2000 03:44 PM
that is funny, Im still intears, and I have that picture in my head...We have all been there...advice, teach your girlfriend or someone else do it..now get off your knees solider, and 3 more times this week..20 times, brings back memmories IP: Logged |
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foreverblast Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 95) |
posted July 19, 2000 03:46 PM
ever think about going into film production? john IP: Logged |
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JonBlaze Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 68) |
posted July 19, 2000 03:48 PM
Way to go bro. Now get big! IP: Logged |
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Mojo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 416) |
posted July 19, 2000 03:48 PM
heheheh It gets easier after the first time. But like Animal B said. Find a friend to help. Expecially for the other cheek. IP: Logged |
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Amp Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 100) |
posted July 19, 2000 03:50 PM
And the award for "Best Drama During Injection" goes to..... YellowD98 Congratulations This is his first Steroid Academy Award IP: Logged |
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pillboy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 154) |
posted July 19, 2000 03:51 PM
Man I remember my first shot and I was scared as hell too. Wait until you try your thigh for the first time...It doesnt hurt but you will be nervous as hell again! PS. Use duck tape it sticks better!!! IP: Logged |
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ajc1977 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 466) |
posted July 19, 2000 03:51 PM
One of the guys from the gym is still shaky like that after I don't know how many injections, so he still has me inject his. A little tip though...Put pressure on the injection site with an alcohol wipe or something to prevent a lot of bleeding. IP: Logged |
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matty Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1019) |
posted July 19, 2000 04:14 PM
YOU MUST BE A AUTHOR!!! BRAVO!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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D007 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 642) |
posted July 19, 2000 04:21 PM
funny funny, you will see how staying calm and steady goes a long way in decreasing soreness time. after reading that, i bet your ass woes have just begun. IP: Logged |
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cunroe Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 20) |
posted July 19, 2000 04:31 PM
"...ass woes have just begun" BBBWWAAAAAAAAAA!!! IP: Logged |
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DocJ Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 170) |
posted July 19, 2000 04:32 PM
I remember my first shot like it was yesterday...hehe. Good job, it only gets easier. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1028) |
posted July 19, 2000 04:34 PM
that was the most melodramatic account of an injection I have ever read......FC gives it 2 thumbs up  IP: Logged |
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Jeff_rys Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 504) |
posted July 19, 2000 04:35 PM
Well we have all been there. As Docj says, it only gets easier. ------------------ Don't look back, life is too short IP: Logged |
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YellowD98 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 208) |
posted July 19, 2000 04:36 PM
Im starting to feel much better. I just did my leg routine, a little worn out. I never thought I'd get nervous. I thought about it for the longest time, and was pretty sure I knew what I was doing. Even so, the sharp point of that needle is very intimidating, as well as the very powerful contents sitting at the other end. Soon I hope to be starting the Dbol, at least those won't be as difficult to get into my body IP: Logged |
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LEGEND Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 182) |
posted July 19, 2000 04:40 PM
i've read the book now i'm waiting for the movie. damn that was more drama then i could stand, i gotta go lay down!!!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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weez Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 165) |
posted July 19, 2000 04:42 PM
epic! "sweating and shaking like a pig"...so funny cause I remeber that day too. IP: Logged |
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matr1x Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 167) |
posted July 19, 2000 04:43 PM
LOL@D007 stop it...please you're killing me, IP: Logged |
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supraman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 250) |
posted July 19, 2000 04:45 PM
Wait till you hit a nerve and you get a shock down your leg like no other...heh heh! Sorry guys, I had to say it! ------------------ In Hoc Signo Vinces IP: Logged |
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thick1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31) |
posted July 19, 2000 05:00 PM
GOD Damn! You write like an author. Had me shakin' in my boots....... Congrats on the first of many.......awesome description. Keep us posted on progress. IP: Logged |
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ex-infantry Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 19, 2000 05:07 PM
great account of your experience bro!!! i'm really lucky, i did my first shot 400mg of deca on monday put my friend did it for me.( he's a paramedic!) good luck with the rest of 'em!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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thick1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31) |
posted July 19, 2000 05:11 PM
Try a 100 rep set of deep squats.......you'll come to love the sharp needle point....you'll actually look forward to it! Peace. IP: Logged |
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Doc Ponch Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 96) |
posted July 19, 2000 05:13 PM
That's funny as shit, Yellow. I remember my first cycle was deca and I had to inject myself in the quads. Each injection was a drama in itself. It would take an hour to tell it all. I laugh when I think about it, now. It never got easier for me, though. I've got some irrational fear about needles, so now my friend does it for me. He used to be a med tech, so it's cake for him to inject me or himself. Good luck. The Doctor IP: Logged |
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Doc Ponch Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 96) |
posted July 19, 2000 05:13 PM
That's funny as shit, Yellow. I remember my first cycle was deca and I had to inject myself in the quads. Each injection was a drama in itself. It would take an hour to tell it all. I laugh when I think about it, now. It never got easier for me, though. I've got some irrational fear about needles, so now my friend does it for me. He used to be a med tech, so it's cake for him to inject me or himself. Good luck. The Doctor IP: Logged |
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ThePitbull Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 519) |
posted July 19, 2000 07:07 PM
That was hilarious, congrats bro! It just get's easier. Pitbull IP: Logged |
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ajc1977 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 466) |
posted July 19, 2000 07:09 PM
I think we need to put this one on a website... IP: Logged |
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lonewolf Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 5) |
posted July 19, 2000 07:17 PM
Thats a pretty good story. You should write a book. Anyways i still get shaky evrytime i start a cycle. One time my friend decided to start his first cycle but he was too scared to inject himself i told him if he was that scared he shouldn't start and give me his gear but he finnaly convinced me to give him his injection. He was standing up and about ten seconds after i stuck him he passed smooth out. It scared the shit out of me cause I thought i had killed him. Anyway now when i give him his shots he lays down. IP: Logged |
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lethal59 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 87) |
posted July 19, 2000 07:57 PM
Just a little self info 3 weeks ago I did my first injection and my g-freind made me go to another room, because she said that it made her sick. Well saturday she will be on her knees injecting my left ass cheek. What a girl. It didn't take long to break her in at all. I find it kind of arousing i think we'll fuck afterwards to celebrate. Hope that isn't the shot that puts me over the egde to DECA DICK. HAHA Can't wait ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Yoda Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 292) |
posted July 19, 2000 08:16 PM
Alright I got to admit I was about to flame him for the toilet paper and electrical tape but I couldn't stop laughing, LOL!!! I think he just described, for the most part, the first time for all of us. Welcome to the club Bro!!!!! IP: Logged |
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Karate guy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 543) |
posted July 19, 2000 09:29 PM
Hahahaha, I love it. The injection thing gets to be second nature after a while. IP: Logged |
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slabcat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 317) |
posted July 19, 2000 09:34 PM
That was intense!! Welcome to the show. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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evissam Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 62) |
posted July 19, 2000 10:09 PM
Way better and more dramatic than my first time! IP: Logged |
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ulter Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 152) |
posted July 19, 2000 10:24 PM
Yellow, If they ever write a book about those of us on this board I think you've written the first page. IP: Logged |
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BigPapaPump Moderator (Total posts: 418) |
posted July 19, 2000 10:33 PM
Great story ! George...send this guy a t-shirt. Glad to hear you made it. BPP IP: Logged |
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