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Mr. T
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posted July 18, 2000 12:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mr. T     Edit/Delete Message
Bump this if your sick of the top five most annoying newbie questions:

1) What is Deca dick?

2) My employer is drug testing me, will they know Im juicing?

3) How many milligrams in a gram?

4) Are Sustenon and Omnadren different?

5) Does anyone know where I can buy steroids?

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Swollen
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posted July 18, 2000 12:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Swollen   Click Here to Email Swollen     Edit/Delete Message
Bump...

I like this one...

I got a couple of pink tablets, is this Dianabol, and if so, how should I stack it?

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"Bob has bitch tits"
-Fight Club

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CLEMDOG
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posted July 18, 2000 12:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CLEMDOG   Click Here to Email CLEMDOG     Edit/Delete Message
Dbol Under the eyelids, thats good!

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morereps
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posted July 18, 2000 12:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for morereps   Click Here to Email morereps     Edit/Delete Message
How about: I have all this gear like 20 amps
of sust 60 dballs and allot of clambuterol.
What should I do with it?

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Thick dog
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posted July 18, 2000 12:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
Can you grind up Dbol and snort it?

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Androl
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posted July 18, 2000 12:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Androl   Click Here to Email Androl     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 78465056
what about: i have a amp of sust, can i put it in my ass like a suppository ??

Will it take longer to dissolved and make effect ??

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jdismukes
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posted July 18, 2000 01:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jdismukes   Click Here to Email jdismukes     Edit/Delete Message
That is too funny, I thought for a minute that it was a serious question, there are some pretty weird discussions that go on here.lol

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RoNiN
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posted July 18, 2000 01:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RoNiN     Edit/Delete Message

These are my favorites:

3. "What should I stack to gain 20 lbs of muscle and no side effects?"

2. "Help me ... I'm on a cycle and I'm not gaining..."

...and the the number one...

1. "What is the best AS ?"

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5setsofsix
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posted July 18, 2000 01:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 5setsofsix   Click Here to Email 5setsofsix     Edit/Delete Message
How about, i just started GH. What is going to happen? How will I know its working?

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ajc1977
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posted July 18, 2000 01:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ajc1977     Edit/Delete Message
Don't forget...

Where can I get needles, and what size do I need?

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special_bill
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posted July 18, 2000 01:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for special_bill   Click Here to Email special_bill     Edit/Delete Message
i like "i just bought these pills, what are they and what do they do to you?"....

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dahmer
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posted July 18, 2000 02:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dahmer   Click Here to Email dahmer     Edit/Delete Message
Those questions do suck but, remember, we were all NEWBIES once!!! It just is really annoying when they don't use the search function and ask some stupids questions.
Then there is the other kind of newbie. The jerkoff who gets on the forum to talk shit. They are dangerous. They give some shitty advice about topics they have NO clue about. They give lousy advice to other newbies.

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JamesCole
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posted July 18, 2000 02:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JamesCole   Click Here to Email JamesCole     Edit/Delete Message
"Can I inject in my dick?"

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aahthit
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posted July 18, 2000 03:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aahthit   Click Here to Email aahthit     Edit/Delete Message
I saw this one a while back:

My friend wants to try steroids and get big, but he isn't sure what to take. He thinks he should take diabonol. I told him that's dumb. What should he take instead and how much?

Believe it or not, that's how he spelled dianabol. You can't fault him for creativity!

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Ash
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posted July 18, 2000 03:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ash     Edit/Delete Message

BUMP and what about " Am I gone to die if I take an AS cycle?

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DREXX
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posted July 18, 2000 03:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DREXX   Click Here to Email DREXX     Edit/Delete Message
If I take roids will my dick shrink?

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supraman
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posted July 18, 2000 03:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for supraman   Click Here to Email supraman     Edit/Delete Message
What about:

"I've been on dbol for 6 weeks and my nuts are gone, what's wrong and BTW What is CLOMID?

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rocky
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posted July 18, 2000 03:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for rocky   Click Here to Email rocky     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 69333996
What do I do with these Anadrol amps I just bought. I want to cycle them with Sustanon tabs. I have 5 of each.

Thanx

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foreverblast
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posted July 18, 2000 03:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for foreverblast   Click Here to Email foreverblast     Edit/Delete Message
can AS put a few inches on my dick?

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Jeff_rys
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posted July 18, 2000 03:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jeff_rys   Click Here to Email Jeff_rys     Edit/Delete Message
he Blast, wishfull thinking ?
Just joking

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Don't look back, life is too short

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xtreemrush
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posted July 18, 2000 04:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for xtreemrush   Click Here to Email xtreemrush     Edit/Delete Message
do i need clomid and what is clomid? what about nolvadex?

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MS
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posted July 18, 2000 04:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MS   Click Here to Email MS     Edit/Delete Message
Don't forget my favorite

"Can I drink my winny?"

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Green
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posted July 18, 2000 04:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Green   Click Here to Email Green     Edit/Delete Message
Oh and don't forget the poor bastards that post

"I think I got scammed, I sent my money and now he's not responding to any of my emails".

It's called a scammers list you dipshits!!! If you'd do a search you would have found a ton of them. Just another $400 misteak.

LAter, Green

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eastarr
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posted July 18, 2000 04:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for eastarr   Click Here to Email eastarr     Edit/Delete Message
Well, now I know who all the "answer men" are to email with a question.

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"Pain is weakness leaving the body>>>"

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Androl
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posted July 18, 2000 05:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Androl   Click Here to Email Androl     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 78465056
This post should be call " All newbies should read to be accepted"

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slabcat
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posted July 18, 2000 05:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for slabcat   Click Here to Email slabcat     Edit/Delete Message
Don't forget: I want to put on 30 pounds of muscle and still be ripped what will do this? Or is ref-b like dianabol?

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Unity66
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posted July 18, 2000 05:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unity66   Click Here to Email Unity66     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70960516
Lets not forget "can I take winstrol orally?"

Unity66

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cantgetlayed
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posted July 18, 2000 05:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cantgetlayed   Click Here to Email cantgetlayed     Edit/Delete Message
duhhhh, can i drink winny?

big bump

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"And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way." -Metallica

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WarLobo
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posted July 18, 2000 05:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WarLobo   Click Here to Email WarLobo     Edit/Delete Message
I have come to the conclusion that there is in every way a difference in being a newbi, or just new. A newbi is, in most cases, a slam one calls someone who does not take even a few moments to research the most basic of questions. Who make a purchase and starts to take something without even knowing what the hell it is or does.

Someone who is new on the other hand, possesses the capability to read, learn, and make sound judgements. Over time, this new person accumulates the facts and posts questions relating to his/her specific situation.

A newbi is a state of being, while being someone new is a temporary state.

Late

Lobo

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matr1x
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posted July 18, 2000 05:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for matr1x   Click Here to Email matr1x     Edit/Delete Message
This one is the gospel truth "I'm confused does a vial equal a cycle?" ???? BWAAHAAAAAA!!!

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Ice Man
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posted July 18, 2000 05:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ice Man   Click Here to Email Ice Man     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 82717741
So how do I get the pin into the amp. There's NO hole in it! hahahahaha

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fishdis02
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posted July 18, 2000 06:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fishdis02   Click Here to Email fishdis02     Edit/Delete Message
bumpidy

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Steriod_Virgin
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posted July 18, 2000 06:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Steriod_Virgin   Click Here to Email Steriod_Virgin     Edit/Delete Message
How about:

I just bought 10 amps of sustanon, how many amps should I shove up my ass at once, and how long will they take to disovle? will there be any sides?

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newbie2bebig
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posted July 18, 2000 06:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for newbie2bebig   Click Here to Email newbie2bebig     Edit/Delete Message
I agree that some questions are just too stupid, but a question about someone who stopped making weight gains mid-cycle (refered to above, and my question BTW) isn't one of them.

Thanks to the guys on this board who helped out this newbie! I stopped the Nolvadex and am making gains again.

Thanks Bros!

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Jay Z
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posted July 18, 2000 06:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jay Z   Click Here to Email Jay Z     Edit/Delete Message
this is funny...bump

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Krusher
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posted July 18, 2000 07:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Krusher   Click Here to Email Krusher     Edit/Delete Message
The classic...I wanna do juice but orals only, no needles please!

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jocko
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posted July 18, 2000 08:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jocko     Edit/Delete Message
I like the one, " can you lose weight using Preperation-H".

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Flex
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posted July 18, 2000 08:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Flex   Click Here to Email Flex     Edit/Delete Message
Let's not forget the guy wanting to know what clambuterol was....

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JuiceBoy
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posted July 18, 2000 08:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JuiceBoy   Click Here to Email JuiceBoy     Edit/Delete Message
lets not forget another classic "I only wanna do 200mg a week of deca, I don't wanna get too big, I just wanna gain about 30lbs on this cycle"

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JuiceBoy
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posted July 18, 2000 08:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JuiceBoy   Click Here to Email JuiceBoy     Edit/Delete Message
lets not forget another classic "I only wanna do 200mg a week of deca, I don't wanna get too big, I just wanna gain about 30lbs on this cycle"

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~Goku~
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posted July 18, 2000 08:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ~Goku~     Edit/Delete Message
I enjoy the question "What is the best way to open my amps?"
I have actually seen this question posted.
Does anyone know how to think?
~Goku~

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B_Funk
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posted July 18, 2000 08:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for B_Funk   Click Here to Email B_Funk     Edit/Delete Message
I heard that it will be absorbed quicker if you mix powdered dbol with water and put drops in your eyes. LOL I'm with ya man, the same questions keep popping up. BUMP

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homewrecker
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posted July 18, 2000 09:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for homewrecker     Edit/Delete Message
How about the guys who swear their Enanthate made them gain six pounds in the first four days.
Or the Guys who have posts like this:

Day 16: Incredibled workout today, I was able to do 2 45's on each side for six reps without a spot!!
These guys who train like pussies really piss me off. If you are benching 225 six times, It really takes balls to come on here and Bragg about it!

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The Ranger
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posted July 18, 2000 09:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Ranger   Click Here to Email The Ranger     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 67366885
Damn these amps are crunchy....are yours???

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sour jerk
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posted July 18, 2000 10:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sour jerk   Click Here to Email sour jerk     Edit/Delete Message
the best is
how old do you really have to be to use anabolic steroids?

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i love new jacks...
i also like
ok guys just got some sust amps and dbol what next?
sourjerkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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eastarr
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posted July 18, 2000 10:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for eastarr   Click Here to Email eastarr     Edit/Delete Message
The best one to me is reading the replies to this post from alot of guys who cant even push 350# and only have 17 inch arms.

No flame intended. Just an observation from reading these posts over a while.

If your a new bro, just ask your question, someone at least 75% of the time may flame you, but, there will be a good reply for you in it too.

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tb huge
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posted July 18, 2000 11:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tb huge   Click Here to Email tb huge     Edit/Delete Message
Bump........I saw one a while back about a guy who wanted to take Halo and A-50 together with some other stuff.........Call a museum so they can put your liver next to some petrified wood!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA

TB Huge

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YellowD98
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posted July 18, 2000 11:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YellowD98     Edit/Delete Message
Anybody know how to cycle mexican omnadren? I've got 12 redijects of them and want to stack them with my blue dianabols.

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musclegear
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posted July 18, 2000 11:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for musclegear   Click Here to Email musclegear     Edit/Delete Message
BUMP....you forgot "How many milligrams to a cc?"

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Mojo
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posted July 18, 2000 11:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mojo   Click Here to Email Mojo     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 76848862
I liked the one. I have one d-bol. What will it do for me. Cool post. If I put the d-bol under my eyelids will it make my Brain bigger? If I put all my gear in the blender and mix it up real good, can I take it all in one shot? heheheheh

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jawoak
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posted July 19, 2000 12:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jawoak   Click Here to Email jawoak     Edit/Delete Message
Hey HOMEWRECKER!, where do you get off calling guys that can only bench 225 6 times pussies!?!?!? Strength is all relative, and what if this guy only weighs 160lbs and has never put up over 200lbs? You too were once a beginner and small (whether it was in high school or later, juicing or not), so don't forget it. Strength is not necessarily the most important thing: eg.....The 300lb guy that benches 350lbs 10 times for 3 sets every week, vs the 150lb newbie that busts his ass to get up 185lbs for the first time.

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Roy Batty
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posted July 19, 2000 12:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Roy Batty   Click Here to Email Roy Batty     Edit/Delete Message
B
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Can you drink winny? And if you can .....

How long do you leave the fina/dmso under your tongue?

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musclegear
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posted July 19, 2000 12:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for musclegear   Click Here to Email musclegear     Edit/Delete Message
bump

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JSNAKE33
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posted July 19, 2000 12:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for JSNAKE33   Click Here to Email JSNAKE33     Edit/Delete Message
WOW.. made me laugh...

But you always gotta remember:

Steroids by mail??? how does that work??

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D007
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posted July 19, 2000 12:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for D007   Click Here to Email D007     Edit/Delete Message
hey jawoak, dont leave out eastarr who made the comment about not pushing 350 or having 17inch arms like that is small. some of us started out with 12 inch arms and built them up to 17. dont act like 350 is weak or 17 inch arms is small because your down syndrome having ass had 17 inch arms when you were 12 and worked them up to an amazing 17.5.

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gamer
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posted July 19, 2000 01:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for gamer   Click Here to Email gamer     Edit/Delete Message
Another common one.....usually asked about day 6 of the cycle. "how long till the sus should kick in, I'm worried mine is fake" must have seen this question twice a week since January.

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kram696969
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posted July 19, 2000 01:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kram696969   Click Here to Email kram696969     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 15497701
bump hahah

kram-mark
just do'in my best...

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joe812
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posted July 19, 2000 11:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for joe812   Click Here to Email joe812     Edit/Delete Message
What about can I mix this or that, and can I inject the Ref-b instead of drinking.

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MIKAI
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posted July 19, 2000 12:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MIKAI   Click Here to Email MIKAI     Edit/Delete Message
Hi All,
Im a newbie and i guess i found a couple of these funny but i was drawing alot of blanks...!

Im trying to find info on bulking cycles but the only people who seem to know are u guys i cant find any websites with a selection on...!

Will keep looking though...!

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jawoak
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posted July 19, 2000 12:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jawoak   Click Here to Email jawoak     Edit/Delete Message
D007, Thanks for backing me up bro! As a matter of fact, i think my new profile will be

INTENSITY IS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

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jawoak
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posted July 19, 2000 10:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jawoak   Click Here to Email jawoak     Edit/Delete Message
bump

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marky
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posted July 19, 2000 11:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for marky     Edit/Delete Message
How many cc's of insulin do i need a day?

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eastarr
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posted July 19, 2000 11:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for eastarr   Click Here to Email eastarr     Edit/Delete Message
D007,

One thing you fail to realize, is for all the gear that I see being done here, most of you guys should be pounding out 400+.

If you went from 12 inch arms to 17 inch arms, to me that is small.

So, keep up the hard work.

And you know what, I do believe that 17 inch arms are small.

Not to flame anyone. I just think that 19-21 inch arms are respectable. If they are rock solid, all the better. I know guys with 17 inch arms who are 12 of muscle and 5 of crap. I also know guys with 17 inch rock solid arms that cant put 135 on the straight bar and curl. It is all in your definition of big arms.

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efigy
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posted July 20, 2000 01:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for efigy   Click Here to Email efigy     Edit/Delete Message
I'll bump that!

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"conan, what is best in life?"
"TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN!!!"

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SKI_GOODMAN
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posted July 20, 2000 07:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SKI_GOODMAN     Edit/Delete Message
Remember, we were all NEWBIES once.
Those questions do suck.

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eastarr
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posted July 20, 2000 03:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for eastarr   Click Here to Email eastarr     Edit/Delete Message
Sendin' this sumbitch back to the top.

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"Pain is weakness leaving the body>>>"

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whodaman
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posted July 20, 2000 03:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whodaman   Click Here to Email whodaman     Edit/Delete Message
How about "Should I hang D-bols from your girlfriends chin?"

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Bronco
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posted July 20, 2000 03:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bronco   Click Here to Email Bronco     Edit/Delete Message
Is this real???
LOL
be safe
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Bronco
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posted July 20, 2000 03:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bronco   Click Here to Email Bronco     Edit/Delete Message
Can you tell me if this is this real???
LOL
be safe
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LEGEND
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posted July 20, 2000 03:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LEGEND     Edit/Delete Message
sorry bro's but the all time most ridiculous question had to be " how many guys here jerkoff" that was truly stupid.

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jawoak
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posted July 20, 2000 11:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jawoak   Click Here to Email jawoak     Edit/Delete Message
eastarr, i think you miss the point. If you have 21 inch arms now, and in 12 weeks you had 26 inch arms, would you say that your arms were small before? Its all relative my man! But to an extent i agree. Personally my arms are about 18 inches, and i definitely want to get them bigger, but i'm also just 5'7". What would look small on a 6ft tall guy looks huge on me. My major beef wasn't with what you said, but HOMEWRECKER saying that if you couldn't lift a specific amount you were a pussy. FUCK THAT! Let him come to the gym with me and match MY INTENSITY rep for rep, no matter what the weight is!

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blackhaus1
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posted July 21, 2000 02:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blackhaus1   Click Here to Email blackhaus1     Edit/Delete Message
I personally like:
Should I sign for this package with my real name?
And...My favorite...
"i got a seizure letter!! Now what??" ...Heres what...YOUR GEAR IS GONE!

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Karate guy
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posted July 21, 2000 08:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Karate guy   Click Here to Email Karate guy     Edit/Delete Message
Hahahahahaha, Hahahahahahaaha

What if I crush my d-bol and mix it with DMSO and rub it all over my body? LOL

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2BIG4U
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posted July 21, 2000 10:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 2BIG4U   Click Here to Email 2BIG4U     Edit/Delete Message
17" arms small!!!!! HMMMMM I would be willing to bet that you wouldn't think my 17" arm was small once I wrapped that som bitch around your skinny little neck...I don't see where you get off talking shit like that, and benching 350# who gives a fuck about benching.....try squatting mother fucker....What good is all that chest if you have nothing to stand on!!!!!!!!

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45Plates
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posted July 21, 2000 10:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 45Plates   Click Here to Email 45Plates     Edit/Delete Message
BUMP!

Amps are suppositorys(SP?) aren't they? hehe

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ulter
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posted July 21, 2000 10:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ulter   Click Here to Email ulter     Edit/Delete Message
Don't sugarcoat it on 'im 2B4U. Tell 'im what you really think.

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XXXL
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posted July 21, 2000 12:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for XXXL   Click Here to Email XXXL     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 39468048
we need a newbie board where questions like these just stay on the first page. the mod's or someone could just take a day or something to figure out what are the top 50 newbie questions that get posted on the the board (i'm sure they already know what the questions are)

but i have to laugh evey time i see some of those stupid posts. i won't flame them because they are trying to learn. and the fact that i know someone else will jump on them for stupid posts.

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jawoak
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posted July 21, 2000 12:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jawoak   Click Here to Email jawoak     Edit/Delete Message
HELL YEAH 2BIG4U!, tell em how it is. Come on bros, back us up on this!

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D007
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posted July 21, 2000 01:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for D007   Click Here to Email D007     Edit/Delete Message
Shit, I thought this post was dead, anyway Eastarr, I receive your point about this being a lot of juice talk going around for guys not to be big. what I hope you understand and (I will use myself as an example) is that at 18yld I was [6'3" and 145lbs] I was so skinny that I looked sick and it wasnt because I didnt eat. I ate everything. my arms were nothing but bone and my max bench was 95lbs for one rep. 8 years later I am 6'3" 235lbs(not fat), 17 1/8 inch(solid) arms and bench 315. For a lot of guys that aint much but to guys that start out like toothpicks such as myself, that is a big achievement. also, not everyone responds to A.S. the same. some people can take tons and not grow much. So its just disheartening to hear someone make fun of your accomplishments. personal improvement is what its all about, not being better than the next guy. YOU are the biggest cmpetition you will ever have.

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somec-
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posted July 21, 2000 01:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for somec-   Click Here to Email somec-     Edit/Delete Message
While it's not strictly a newbie question, it's one I'm sure most of us see several times a day, especially in the summer:

"I'm leaving for Mexico tomorrow, what can I get, how much will it cost, and how do I bring it back?"

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homewrecker
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posted July 21, 2000 02:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for homewrecker     Edit/Delete Message
Listen Up JAWOAK
I didn't call everybody who benched 225 for 6 reps a pussy, but I do know of a lot of guys that take Large amounts of Drugs and still dont have the strength of some that train hard naturally. I too can attest to the Ectomorph syndrome, as I was 170 About five years ago. I know what its like to be the thinnest, no pussy gettin guy in the gym. So don't flame my ass because you happen to be in this state currently!!


[This message has been edited by homewrecker (edited July 21, 2000).]

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eastarr
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posted July 21, 2000 05:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for eastarr   Click Here to Email eastarr     Edit/Delete Message
Hey 2big4yourself,

For one thing, you couldn't put that scrawny arm around my neck. I have none, all shoulders and traps for one thing.

also, if I took my 20" d-bolorized arm and put it through your scrawny little chest, I would pull out your weak, yellow backbone "and shove it straight up your candy ass." (gimmick infringment by stealing catch phrase.)

As for the legs, as long as they look proportionate to mt body and can carry me across the room without a bone breaking while doing it, they are strong enough to me.

So, keep on training. You can do it!!

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eastarr
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posted July 21, 2000 05:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for eastarr   Click Here to Email eastarr     Edit/Delete Message
You know what, I am not downing a bro for his/her accomplshments.

I worked hard to get to where i am also. But it pisses me off to hear guys flaming bros for their questions. If it is dumb leave it be.

And to be honest, if it took someone 8 years to gain 60 pounds and so on.... ... ... . . .

Good for you. I just think it sucks. I have only been into lifting for 3 years now. AS for 6 months. I bust my ass and I don't go around tooting my friggin' horn about it or flaming someone for a dumb question.

If this were a perfect world, there would be no need for this board.......

ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Big Brother Val
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posted July 21, 2000 06:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Big Brother Val   Click Here to Email Big Brother Val     Edit/Delete Message
Grow the fuck up guys. We're here to help eachother, not tear eachother down.

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krzysiu013
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posted July 21, 2000 07:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for krzysiu013   Click Here to Email krzysiu013     Edit/Delete Message
can you feel the love?

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eastarr
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posted July 21, 2000 07:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for eastarr   Click Here to Email eastarr     Edit/Delete Message
You are right. I have to deeply apologize to all that I have offended.

NOT!

But, you are right Val, we are all here to help. So, everyone should chill on the newbies and help them out. Not burn them out.

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ColumboWeiser
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posted July 21, 2000 07:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ColumboWeiser   Click Here to Email ColumboWeiser     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 22135825
why argue about it? it's not a perfect world, never will be, will always have newbies and assholes floating around. All we can do is grin and bear it!
I know the questions suck sometimes, but we all were new at one time....

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Decaman
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posted July 21, 2000 08:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Decaman   Click Here to Email Decaman     Edit/Delete Message
All these replies and you guys forgot the WHAT IS CLAMBUTEROL POSTS., I can't believe it

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big_guy1
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posted July 21, 2000 09:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for big_guy1   Click Here to Email big_guy1     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 5126477
bump...

maybe a newbie section is in order...or maybe if newbies did some research....

big-guy

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NoviceJuicer
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posted July 21, 2000 10:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NoviceJuicer     Edit/Delete Message
Eastarr, I think your perspective is off a bit. To say a 19-21 inch arm is "respectible" is like saying "only NBA starters play respectable basketball". The greatest in the world (who don't exaggerate and lie) have 19-21 inch arms. Arnolds best was 19 3/4". The stats of a 7 time Mr.Oly are certainly more then respectable.

And big arms do not necessarily make a big punch. I hang with a group of martial arts friends and we get a kick out of taking the strikes from the biggest mofos we can find. We have been on Ripley's Believe it or Not recently letting some award winning Mr.California punch us and kick us anywhere and some kickboxing champ kicks us in the nuts. The kickboxer gauranteed someone would go down. Nobody did more than smile as they tried but couldn't hurt us. We were on a television show last year called YOU ASKED FOR IT letting some pro football hall of famers (Randy White-lineman, Mike Saxon-punter,etc) kick us in the nuts, punch us in the nuts, punch us in the throat, and in the chest and kick us in the ribs - all with no affects. ABC Wide World of Sports taking baseball bat strikes to the throat from pro baseball payers and punches and kicks from powerlifters. We have been in every major martial arts magazine in the world demonstrating this. I have been punched and kicked from ALL angles by all types of guys. Big arms do not necessarily equal big punches. You would be surprised how many guys whose arms you would laugh at would hurt you bad, Eastarr.

I have nothing against you Eastarr. I don't remember seeing any posts from you. But you are obviously one proud guy and remember "Pride goeth before a fall".

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D007
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posted July 22, 2000 01:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for D007   Click Here to Email D007     Edit/Delete Message
I hate to prolong this post. but I would be willing to bet my very soul that if I hit you in the throat with a baseball bat you would go down. saying things like that is on the verge of incoherent babble.

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eastarr
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posted July 22, 2000 11:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for eastarr   Click Here to Email eastarr     Edit/Delete Message
Oh my god, now we got bruce Lees' whole dojo here.

Now we got guys throwing baseballs at people, thanks Mr. Wells.

I don't care what you guys say in reply to my replies.

I feel that with seeing all these 1,000,000,000,000 mg cycles being shot out around here, alot of the bros' should be bigger. And if you started out tiny and ended up small after your cycle, better do another.

Maybe I started out naturally strong and sizeable. That is good for me.

Maybe you didn't, bad for you.

As for being proud, "The few, the proud, thr Marines." I was made to be proud of who I am and what I am and can accomplish. If you fault me for that to bad. I am a proud man, and I wil be to the day I die.

I was proud when I could only bench 225#. Now I am very proud. Pride cometh before a fall. Bunk!

My opinion and I am entitled to it. If you don't likr it, don't reply. Same as the newbies post. Don't like it dont reply.

Now that alot of you guys are flameing alot of the newbies, they are posting, "Hi, I am new!"

20 of those a day pushes the good posts to the bottom. I know, just bump it back up to the top if you want an answer.

Then you get the morons complaing that a guy gets his numbers up from bumping posts etc.

Well, with the flamers, it is a lose, lose situation.

So, close this post out. I think i as well as some others have beat this one dead.

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NoviceJuicer
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posted July 22, 2000 12:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NoviceJuicer     Edit/Delete Message
Doo7....The baseball bat thing is true. I can give you magazine references if you want to look these things up. As well the Ripleys Believe It Or Not (2000) and You Asked For It (1999) television shows are probably archived somewhere. I have video copies of them somewhere. The pro baseball player who swung the bat (once on ABC Wide World Of SPorts and once on the Merv Griffin Show - hey we have been doing this a long time)was a team member of the Philadelphia Phillies.

I hardly ever discuss this topic, and you will not find any other posts from me on this subject here - as it is kind of strange and also unbelievable. I know it will draw some flames, as people here will flame whatever they are unfamiliar with. but that is fine. For several decades we have offered $100 buck to anyone who can hit us and put us down - nobody has ever gotten the $100. not Randy White, Not Mike Saxon, Not Ed "too tall" Jones, not 4 pro football linemen who hit all at once, not professional kickboxers, not state champion body builders.

Again it is public information in many magazines, newspapers and television archives. I am not making this up and there is no0 trick involved. I have heard many people say "A friend of mine says you guys tape your nuts up". Its always "I heard from a friend...". Anyone who has hit us knows its real. Again there are alot of readily available references. if in doubt contact wwww.jukokai.com

My favorite tack is to offer : I will give you 3 free shots anywhere you want. If you have not taken the smile off my face after that I want to get just ONE free shot to your sternum. So far, of all those quick to disparage, I have never had someone take me up on THAT offer.

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DC
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posted July 22, 2000 12:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DC   Click Here to Email DC     Edit/Delete Message

I love it when people say: "I want something that will make me gain about 15 pounds, have no side effects, keep my gains, not effect my mood, and oh yeah, nothing injectable."

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Bjaarki
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posted July 22, 2000 07:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bjaarki   Click Here to Email Bjaarki     Edit/Delete Message
Bump this! All newbies should read!

Bjaarki

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