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the mechanic Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 275) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:09 PM
I am so depressed this morning, here is my story: Last night I was stricken with a terrible case of the dreaded "Deca Dick", but it just gets worse from here. I met the woman of my dreams about 8 years ago and it was just bad timing for both of us so nothing ever got started. Then, out of the blue we cross paths again recently and have been starting up a relationship, it has been the best! So here goes the bad part. Last night she had it all planned for us to finially be "together" and it was perfect, going so well, until little willy didn`t want to totally participate in the goings on. Now the more I stressed about it, the worse it got. I think you all get the picture. She is a nurse and thought it was a little humorous, but I couldn`t sleep and have been stressing all morning about it. If you could see this woman, you would know how I feel, she is totally perfect. ------------------ IP: Logged |
morereps Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 198) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:11 PM
Damn, I feel your pain Bro. IP: Logged |
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1203) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:13 PM
Another reason I hate Deca!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
always02 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 271) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:14 PM
viagra! IP: Logged |
gearface Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 200) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:15 PM
Man that makes me not wanna use deca. ------------------ IP: Logged |
rocky Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 282) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:20 PM
Yeah that sucks. I've had it with ECA. IP: Logged |
tb huge Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 45) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:20 PM
OUCH.......Man I feel your pain, There is a plus side though.....You said she thought it was funny, then that means it didn't really bother her as much. It sounds like she likes you for you and not your dick. I think you have found someone special........There will be more times when you have the oppurtunity. Relax though..... IP: Logged |
BigBald-1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 6) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:22 PM
Does laurobolin do that at all? ------------------ IP: Logged |
moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 908) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:23 PM
Just tell her you like her so much you were just too nervous. Get some viagra and rock that boat bro. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Fish Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 398) |
posted June 21, 2000 02:25 PM
She'll be back and you will be bigger. At least next time you will have to be better. ------------------ IP: Logged |
sammythebull Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 55) |
posted June 21, 2000 03:47 PM
FUCK DECCA!!!! IP: Logged |
BigWh1tey Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 83) |
posted June 21, 2000 04:04 PM
2$ worth of proviron would have raised your sail . What are you doing just Deca with no androgen ( test ect. ) ? IP: Logged |
big_guy1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1046) |
posted June 21, 2000 04:08 PM
I feel you pain bro...it can only get better...like others said viagra...get some..hehe big-guy IP: Logged |
Eramthgin Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 244) |
posted June 21, 2000 04:08 PM
Never had that problem. ------------------ If you enjoy it today you can always do it again tomorrow. IP: Logged |
SMALL Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 40) |
posted June 21, 2000 04:09 PM
any kind of test would help you out...like you are 17 all over again...life is good on test.. IP: Logged |
DREXX Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 148) |
posted June 21, 2000 04:34 PM
I have done deca only during my five last weeks of contest prep with ECA stack and no test, low calories, no carbs... Sex life wasn't killer... I will never do deca again without test. I feel your pain buddy. Give Yohimbe a try it works great for me. IP: Logged |
E2 Moderator (Total posts: 3500) |
posted June 21, 2000 04:59 PM
Go stick some test in your body and you'll be fine. IP: Logged |
the mechanic Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 275) |
posted June 21, 2000 05:20 PM
Thanks for all the help bros, we have talked about it today and she seems to be fine with what happened. E2, I took your advice and just pumped in 600mgs of test( thank God it came in today), and warned her that tonight will be a different story, I can`t wait ! ------------------ IP: Logged |
DREXX Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 148) |
posted June 21, 2000 05:28 PM
What kind of test... Tonight??? If it is Suspension or Proprionate it may kick tonight... IP: Logged |
GETCUT Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 217) |
posted June 21, 2000 05:45 PM
stick with sust! never do you get sust dick... ------------------ [This message has been edited by GETCUT (edited June 21, 2000).] IP: Logged |
Androl Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 63) |
posted June 21, 2000 06:14 PM
Do you know if Omna has the same effect ? My gf want it hard all the time and i'm afraid of what she's ganna do if it doesn't wake up !LOL maybe put a poll in it ! later Bros ! ------------------ IP: Logged |
Marauder Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 501) |
posted June 21, 2000 06:36 PM
hell no you won't get sus dick! Yeeeehaww ride 'em cowboy! I think I'm going to visit my girl in a little while...the test prop. is just starting to kick in from my sus injection ....hurt me baby. marauder out. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 803) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:00 PM
that's why deca is stacked with test...to minimize the deca dick. deca is a great roid. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Eramthgin Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 244) |
posted June 21, 2000 09:03 PM
Hey cut there is a SUS dick......its huge. ------------------ If you enjoy it today you can always do it again tomorrow. IP: Logged |
WILDTHINGURI Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 307) |
posted June 21, 2000 10:08 PM
DAM BRO I FEEL YOU .. I HOPE SHIT GOES OK.. ------------------ IP: Logged |
animal B Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 644) |
posted June 22, 2000 01:04 AM
hey buddy, if you need some viagra, you know who to call IP: Logged |
2Thick Moderator (Total posts: 2972) |
posted June 22, 2000 01:58 AM
Don't blame the Deca, brother. It may just be your body's reaction to Deca. ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/biz5/syringes IP: Logged |
FLEXMEX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 73) |
posted June 22, 2000 03:11 AM
MAYBE IM JUST LUCKY BUT DECA HASNT DONE THAT TO ME...YET.....BUT I THINK ITS CAUSE I USE ZMA...WHILE IM ON SHIT IP: Logged |
LivLarge Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 512) |
posted June 22, 2000 03:52 AM
Damn Bro sorry! well go wax that ass tonight and hit it so hard she forgets about it. IP: Logged |
bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 630) |
posted June 22, 2000 07:49 AM
Sorry bout that bro, I have been there, seen that, and done that. It's no fun. Do like E-2 says fill your ass with some good test and bone her till her nose bleeds. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Yoda Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 232) |
posted June 22, 2000 09:51 AM
Calling Dr. Erone, Dr. Testost erone!!!!!! IP: Logged |
WSMin5yrs Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 9) |
posted June 22, 2000 10:55 AM
Definitely go with the suspension - fastest I've ever been kicked, that or start doing your tongue exercises, at least she will be happy - lol. GOOD LUCK ------------------ IP: Logged |
BigCatratcho Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 415) |
posted June 22, 2000 02:50 PM
howza bout Viagra? anyone used it as a DD preventative measure? I'm curious. ------------------ "tank tops are for medium sized guys..." IP: Logged |
HeavyLifterX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 22) |
posted June 22, 2000 03:14 PM
To quote Scott Stapp from CREED "You see my wrist, I know your pain", get some prop. you will stand up like Titanic. IP: Logged |
MP5 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 196) |
posted June 22, 2000 03:35 PM
Been there more than once. I took some test and it cured it right up and that was only at 250mg. I found it takes about a day to hit you though. Get some proviron. Being limp in a time of need makes you want to jump off a cliff. IP: Logged |
jersey boy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 21) |
posted June 22, 2000 04:38 PM
Dude I feel your pain. One thing not mentioned is HCG. Granted it's not what the doctor ordered for muscular gains but on 5000i.u. and the 400% increase in testosterone within 4 hours you may have another option. get big or get out IP: Logged |
fondeld boy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 14) |
posted June 22, 2000 04:44 PM
jerseyboy fucked my ass IP: Logged |
cowbell Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 311) |
posted June 22, 2000 07:14 PM
Now bro, everytime you go to have sex your going to think about it and it will happen again, I feel your pain bro cause it happens to me when I juice, (anything) I think its all in the head but, can't stop thinking that the next time I start to juice will it ge up or not. Anyway just wanted to know that your not the only one bro. IP: Logged |
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