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the mechanic
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posted June 21, 2000 02:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for the mechanic   Click Here to Email the mechanic     Edit/Delete Message
I am so depressed this morning, here is my story:
Last night I was stricken with a terrible case of the dreaded "Deca Dick", but it just gets worse from here.
I met the woman of my dreams about 8 years ago and it was just bad timing for both of us so nothing ever got started. Then, out of the blue we cross paths again recently and have been starting up a relationship, it has been the best!
So here goes the bad part. Last night she had it all planned for us to finially be "together" and it was perfect, going so well, until little willy didn`t want to totally participate in the goings on. Now the more I stressed about it, the worse it got. I think you all get the picture.
She is a nurse and thought it was a little humorous, but I couldn`t sleep and have been stressing all morning about it.
If you could see this woman, you would know how I feel, she is totally perfect.

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morereps
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posted June 21, 2000 02:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for morereps   Click Here to Email morereps     Edit/Delete Message
Damn, I feel your pain Bro.

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The Ranger
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posted June 21, 2000 02:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Ranger   Click Here to Email The Ranger     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 67366885
Another reason I hate Deca!!!!

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always02
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posted June 21, 2000 02:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for always02   Click Here to Email always02     Edit/Delete Message
viagra!

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gearface
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posted June 21, 2000 02:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for gearface   Click Here to Email gearface     Edit/Delete Message
Man that makes me not wanna use deca.

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Lift until u can't...... and then some.

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rocky
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posted June 21, 2000 02:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for rocky   Click Here to Email rocky     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 69333996
Yeah that sucks. I've had it with ECA.

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tb huge
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posted June 21, 2000 02:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tb huge   Click Here to Email tb huge     Edit/Delete Message
OUCH.......Man I feel your pain, There is a plus side though.....You said she thought it was funny, then that means it didn't really bother her as much. It sounds like she likes you for you and not your dick. I think you have found someone special........There will be more times when you have the oppurtunity. Relax though.....

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BigBald-1
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posted June 21, 2000 02:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BigBald-1   Click Here to Email BigBald-1     Edit/Delete Message
Does laurobolin do that at all?

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moe dank
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posted June 21, 2000 02:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for moe dank   Click Here to Email moe dank     Edit/Delete Message
Just tell her you like her so much you were just too nervous. Get some viagra and rock that boat bro.

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"if you are not a rebel by age 20 you have no heart. If you have no industry by age 30 you are an idiot." Jackson
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Fish
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posted June 21, 2000 02:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fish   Click Here to Email Fish     Edit/Delete Message
She'll be back and you will be bigger. At least next time you will have to be better.

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SIZE MATTERS


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sammythebull
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted June 21, 2000 03:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sammythebull   Click Here to Email sammythebull     Edit/Delete Message
FUCK DECCA!!!!

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BigWh1tey
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posted June 21, 2000 04:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BigWh1tey   Click Here to Email BigWh1tey     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 75900860
2$ worth of proviron would have raised your sail .
What are you doing just Deca with no androgen ( test ect. ) ?

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big_guy1
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posted June 21, 2000 04:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for big_guy1   Click Here to Email big_guy1     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 5126477
I feel you pain bro...it can only get better...like others said viagra...get some..hehe

big-guy

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Eramthgin
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posted June 21, 2000 04:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eramthgin   Click Here to Email Eramthgin     Edit/Delete Message
Never had that problem.

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Don't put off to tomorrow what you can do today.

If you enjoy it today you can always do it again tomorrow.

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SMALL
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posted June 21, 2000 04:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SMALL     Edit/Delete Message
any kind of test would help you out...like you are 17 all over again...life is good on test..

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DREXX
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posted June 21, 2000 04:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DREXX   Click Here to Email DREXX     Edit/Delete Message
I have done deca only during my five last weeks of contest prep with ECA stack and no test, low calories, no carbs...

Sex life wasn't killer... I will never do deca again without test.

I feel your pain buddy. Give Yohimbe a try it works great for me.

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E2
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posted June 21, 2000 04:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for E2   Click Here to Email E2     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 54337564
Go stick some test in your body and you'll be fine.

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the mechanic
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posted June 21, 2000 05:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for the mechanic   Click Here to Email the mechanic     Edit/Delete Message
Thanks for all the help bros, we have talked about it today and she seems to be fine with what happened.
E2, I took your advice and just pumped in 600mgs of test( thank God it came in today), and warned her that tonight will be a different story, I can`t wait !

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DREXX
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posted June 21, 2000 05:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DREXX   Click Here to Email DREXX     Edit/Delete Message
What kind of test...

Tonight??? If it is Suspension or Proprionate it may kick tonight...

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GETCUT
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posted June 21, 2000 05:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GETCUT   Click Here to Email GETCUT     Edit/Delete Message
stick with sust! never do you get sust dick...

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Androl
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posted June 21, 2000 06:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Androl   Click Here to Email Androl     Edit/Delete Message
Do you know if Omna has the same effect ? My gf want it hard all the time and i'm afraid of what she's ganna do if it doesn't wake up !LOL maybe put a poll in it !

later Bros !

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Marauder
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posted June 21, 2000 06:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Marauder   Click Here to Email Marauder     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 78227755
hell no you won't get sus dick! Yeeeehaww ride 'em cowboy! I think I'm going to visit my girl in a little while...the test prop. is just starting to kick in from my sus injection ....hurt me baby. marauder out.

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Schauen Sie welchen Gott hath wrought an!
"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tide.. The Icy breath of the Antarctic.. The burning ecliptical sun on its journey of light.. These are just a few things I control in my world.."


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Jay Z
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posted June 21, 2000 09:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jay Z   Click Here to Email Jay Z     Edit/Delete Message
that's why deca is stacked with test...to minimize the deca dick. deca is a great roid.

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Eramthgin
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posted June 21, 2000 09:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Eramthgin   Click Here to Email Eramthgin     Edit/Delete Message
Hey cut there is a SUS dick......its huge.

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Don't put off to tomorrow what you can do today.

If you enjoy it today you can always do it again tomorrow.

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WILDTHINGURI
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posted June 21, 2000 10:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WILDTHINGURI   Click Here to Email WILDTHINGURI     Edit/Delete Message
DAM BRO I FEEL YOU .. I HOPE SHIT GOES OK..

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animal B
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posted June 22, 2000 01:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for animal B   Click Here to Email animal B     Edit/Delete Message
hey buddy, if you need some viagra, you know who to call

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2Thick
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posted June 22, 2000 01:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 2Thick   Click Here to Email 2Thick     Edit/Delete Message
Don't blame the Deca, brother.

It may just be your body's reaction to Deca.

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FLEXMEX
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posted June 22, 2000 03:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FLEXMEX     Edit/Delete Message
MAYBE IM JUST LUCKY BUT DECA HASNT DONE THAT TO ME...YET.....BUT I THINK ITS CAUSE I USE ZMA...WHILE IM ON SHIT

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LivLarge
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posted June 22, 2000 03:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LivLarge   Click Here to Email LivLarge     Edit/Delete Message
Damn Bro sorry! well go wax that ass tonight and hit it so hard she forgets about it.

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bad brains
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posted June 22, 2000 07:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bad brains   Click Here to Email bad brains     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 68109812
Sorry bout that bro, I have been there, seen that, and done that. It's no fun. Do like E-2 says fill your ass with some good test and bone her till her nose bleeds.

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I against I.........H.R.

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Yoda
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posted June 22, 2000 09:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yoda   Click Here to Email Yoda     Edit/Delete Message
Calling Dr. Erone, Dr. Testost erone!!!!!!

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WSMin5yrs
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posted June 22, 2000 10:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for WSMin5yrs     Edit/Delete Message
Definitely go with the suspension - fastest I've ever been kicked, that or start doing your tongue exercises, at least she will be happy - lol. GOOD LUCK

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"The weak ones are here to justify the strong"

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BigCatratcho
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posted June 22, 2000 02:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BigCatratcho   Click Here to Email BigCatratcho     Edit/Delete Message
howza bout Viagra?

anyone used it as a DD preventative measure? I'm curious.

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"tank tops are for medium sized guys..."

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HeavyLifterX
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posted June 22, 2000 03:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for HeavyLifterX   Click Here to Email HeavyLifterX     Edit/Delete Message
To quote Scott Stapp from CREED "You see my wrist, I know your pain", get some prop. you will stand up like Titanic.

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MP5
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posted June 22, 2000 03:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MP5   Click Here to Email MP5     Edit/Delete Message
Been there more than once. I took some test and it cured it right up and that was only at 250mg. I found it takes about a day to hit you though. Get some proviron. Being limp in a time of need makes you want to jump off a cliff.

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jersey boy
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posted June 22, 2000 04:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jersey boy   Click Here to Email jersey boy     Edit/Delete Message
Dude I feel your pain. One thing not mentioned is HCG. Granted it's not what the doctor ordered for muscular gains but on 5000i.u. and the 400% increase in testosterone within 4 hours you may have another option.

get big or get out

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fondeld boy
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posted June 22, 2000 04:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fondeld boy   Click Here to Email fondeld boy     Edit/Delete Message
jerseyboy fucked my ass

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cowbell
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posted June 22, 2000 07:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cowbell   Click Here to Email cowbell     Edit/Delete Message
Now bro, everytime you go to have sex your going to think about it and it will happen again, I feel your pain bro cause it happens to me when I juice, (anything) I think its all in the head but, can't stop thinking that the next time I start to juice will it ge up or not. Anyway just wanted to know that your not the only one bro.

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