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 the good old days, an assface post
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tray renfro Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 597) |
posted June 18, 2000 10:29 PM
  
ASSFACE has been to many, many, many, gyms in this great land of muscledom. WHile the scene always changes, the same 3 motherfuckers always follow me to the new gym!!!! can you beleive the nerve of these 3: Dennis Stickfigure = Dennis has been following ASSFACE from gym to gym since I started traingin when I was 13. Dennis has the remarkable ability to let everyone in the gym know how great his body is. He even wears all those bodybuilding clothes like Crazeewear and Otomix. Dennis even knows more about training than anyone in the gym, and is such a helpfull guy he will tell you how to do a better exercise in the middle of your set. Its too bad Dennis Stickfigure weighs 140 pounds, clothes and cell phone included. Tina Corolla - Tina is a legend!! No one has bigger balls than TIna when it comes to wearing spandex to smooth out her cellulite. Even better is the 1/2 inch of cake she wears on her face to smooth out the divots. Tina's last name comes from that infamous Toyota product, the Corolla. These cars last forever, unfortunately, Tina thinks her looks will last forever also. She is still running, but shes all rusted out!! The Pec-Dec Posse - you know them. THe five of them run from gym to gym surrounding the pecdec like a ho at a gangbbang. No one dares enter the circle around the dec and ask to work in!! I dont know which is worse, the fact that the PecDec Posse takes 5 minutes in between each person, or the fact that they cant bench their own bodyweight!! WHERE EVER ASSFACE WALKS, MUSCLES GROW! ------------------ ------------------ IP: Logged |
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cantgetlayed Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 88) |
posted June 18, 2000 10:37 PM
trey, you are a god, were do you come up with this shit....lol on the contrary, are you on drugs? they'll be the end of you son. If god wanted a syringe in your flesh, he would've put it there.. he he ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1055) |
posted June 18, 2000 10:58 PM
Anyone hear from ASSFACE... The guy is here two days and then splits?! IP: Logged |
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WCP Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1101) |
posted June 19, 2000 01:04 AM
Ahhh I remember that soo well....what the fuck happened, its sad...all we have now is a bunch of bickering cry babies, who threaten to kill one another?? Nice change of pace tray... Good Stuff, IP: Logged |
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irishblood Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101) |
posted June 19, 2000 01:05 AM
yo tray, thats def some funny shit bro!!! and most of it true too!hehe IP: Logged |
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bignate73 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 930) |
posted June 19, 2000 01:08 AM
heh heh. i was wondering if that would pop up. that was some funny shit. whatever happened to that bro? he just went off to vacation or something and never came back. IP: Logged |
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studcj Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1019) |
posted June 19, 2000 01:11 AM
That's funny how the newbies think that's you huh tray? I will always remember the "ASSFACE Injection" That was classic. Anybody else remember that. I believe it contained a trampoline, a syringe duct taped to the wall, and a 911 phone call. hehe....I wish we could go back to those days. There was about 100 of us posting. Back when BIZ was around more, and we had HARDBALL, and all those guys. I think I used to post like 30 times a day. Gotta love it. Thanks for the post tray. IP: Logged |
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the mechanic Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 272) |
posted June 19, 2000 08:55 AM
Speaking of the "old" boys on the board, what ever happened to Macro ? I miss his cutting edge info. The guy knows his shit. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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DianaBallBusta Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 740) |
posted June 19, 2000 11:54 AM
Yea ASSFACE was the MAN!! I really miss his posts, they were a fuckin riot!! ASSFACE where are you bro!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BigT Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 207) |
posted June 19, 2000 11:59 AM
That's some funny shit...you have to love the guys who talk to you during a set. IP: Logged |
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Jim Layhoe Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 380) |
posted June 19, 2000 12:00 PM
all too true IP: Logged |
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weez Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 131) |
posted June 19, 2000 12:01 PM
No shit Skywalker, i'm with you. He made the 2 day reappearance as "the machine" and then splits. I miss the laughs. I came on board right about when assface did, and couldn't get enough. Aahhhh the good ol' days. IP: Logged |
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Puc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 442) |
posted June 19, 2000 12:15 PM
My Personal Favorite: ASSFACE FEELS THAT WITH THE PROPER USE OF EPHEDRINE AND CAFFEINE, SLEEP BECOMES AN OPTION RATHER THAN A REQUIREMENT. THE BEST WAY TO FALL ASLEEP IS TO SMASH IT. SMASH IT TWICE IF ONCE DOESNT RESULT IS SLEEP. ASSFACE HAS SPOKEN. ASSFACE NEEDS A NAP. SMAcK SMAcK SMAcK SMAcK SMAcK SMAcK SMAK SMAcK SMAcK SMAcK SMAcK SMAcK ugh ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ................ ------------------ IP: Logged |
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