posted May 25, 2000 05:13 PM         

1) a few days of fairly hard drinking will lower testosterone. As will eating grapefruit strangely. I have a few other ways...I am on doctor prescribed testosterone right now. I can list more. They want you to get the lab test done first thing in the morning right? Waiting until noon and going to work for a while first also drops it a bit
2) Taking potassium iodide will lower TSH (thyroid test) if they are doing that. You can get it at some camping or survival stores as a product called thyroblock. Then you look hypothyroid and they give you thyroid. Thyroblock is designed to temporarily turn off your thyroid in the case of nuclear fall out.
3) Chugging a soda or eating abag of chips an hour before a IGF-1 test will make it look like you need HGH. IGF-1 fluctuates with insulin...that is why low blood sugar stimulates HGH production.

Also if you take some real testosterone for a even just a few days and then go cold turkey...your lab testosterone test levels will be real low and they will definately put you on testosterone. That is because taking teststerone will lower your bodies production. Just make sure you stop soon enough so that the synthetic testo is out of your body. Suspension or the testo cream works fine as it is cleared from the body in a day.