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 Any Canadians know about Canuck customs seizure procedures?
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loomisH Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 11) |
posted May 24, 2000 01:13 PM
  
I keep hearing that in the U.S. if a package is seized, you'll just get a notice of seizure which you simply ignore. Is it the same deal in Canada, or are you up shit creek if a single package gets nabbed?!? IP: Logged |
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BiffBoom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 406) |
posted May 24, 2000 02:18 PM
First, Dudley Doowrite comes galloping up to your door. Then they arrest you and take you to the Whoosegow. Once in the "pokey"..they tell you they're going to serve Canadian bacon. You're thinking cool..throw in some lettuce, bread, and tomatoe..and you've got a good feast. Then the shit hits the fan...you find out that Canadian bacon is really just HAM. Greasy ham. Greasy like the pig you greased last Friday night after beer goggling at the bar. Your gear has been confiscated...your wallet has been emptied...and your stomach is turning from that crap "bacon". They throw you in a cell with pay-per view tv. Problem is..they show SLAPSHOT 24 hours a day and your roommate is Ogie Ogelthorpe. Actually..I'm not really sure what they do. I live in Maine..which is Bizzaro Canuckada. IP: Logged |
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BIGDT Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 116) |
posted May 24, 2000 02:23 PM
If a canadian has a seziure you should never stick your wallet, or anything, in their mouth. Make sure the area is safe and move anything they could injure themselves on. Lastly, what ever you do, do not try and restrain the person having the sezuire. That is a good way for you and them to get hurt. Most sezuires, in Canada, do not last very long. p.s. I just bought effedrine at the gas station! hahahaha IP: Logged |
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BiffBoom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 406) |
posted May 24, 2000 02:33 PM
loomis...those seizure letters we get..sometimes come with a Customs agent delivering that notice. It's getting really bad lately. Just act like Sgt. Schultz....and know nothinggggggggggggggggggggg!! IP: Logged |
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