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SSMAN Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 328) |
posted May 22, 2000 02:17 AM
   I just thought I would toss this out there for your entertainment......I know this topic comes up frequently, and this made me laugh to the point of tears. My roommate's girlfriend came over tonight and found all of his gear....20 sust redi's, 4 bottles of Ultragan, 2 bottles of reforvit, assorted pins, clomid, nolvadex......the list goes on and on. Right next to the gear is a bag of cotton balls and a jug of rubbing alcohol. She asked what everything was......and he told her that they're vitamins to help him work out and gain muscle. She wanted to know why he had so many syringes and pins....he told her that was for measuring before you drink the vitamins....hehehehehe!!! He told her that he would never inject himself. So then she wanted to know why there are animals on the bottles......and he said because the give vitamins to animals so they stay healthy. If I can't find a girlfriend who will help me with my injections.......can I at least find one of these....hehehehehe [This message has been edited by SSMAN (edited May 22, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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deadlifter Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted May 22, 2000 02:39 AM
I'm right there with you ssman!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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aahthit Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 63) |
posted May 22, 2000 02:39 AM
I need a woman like that!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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bluesy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 190) |
posted May 22, 2000 02:45 AM
damm, one of the girls i know just told me if i ever did roids, then she would punch my head down in my stomach, so now i dont hope she ever finds out about it  Bluesy IP: Logged |
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scott825 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 174) |
posted May 22, 2000 02:47 AM
I bet she has Blond hair doesnt she. IP: Logged |
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scarface1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 94) |
posted May 22, 2000 02:58 AM
Thats funny as shit. I have it made my girl wants to give me my injections, infact she gets mad when I do it myself. Since she worked in a doctors office and was taught how to inject. But for some reason I prefer doing it myself. Dont ask me why. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 355) |
posted May 22, 2000 02:59 AM
heyheyhey, easy with the blonde jokes, there are a few intelligent ones like me running around... :-) IP: Logged |
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Krusher Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 179) |
posted May 22, 2000 08:17 AM
Listen to the close calls my friend has had with his wife. 1. He went to Cloumbia with his wife, bought a 250cc bottle of EQ, peeled off the label and put it in her maxi-pad container. Customs searched his stuff, found the bottle and questioned him, he explained that it was sun tan lotion so they let him through. Afterwards, his pissed-off wife didn't buy the sun tan lotion story, so he explained to her that it was liquid potassium for his friend (me) and that Canada only has potassium tablets and that I gag on those so he purchased this stuff for me to drink because I'm potassium deffeciant and can't swallow pills. She said ok then, but next time let me know please. 2. She finds a band-aid on his ass while fooling around and questions it. Without much thought, he says "I pinched my butt cheek between the stack of plates on a machine at the gym" sp she says "you and your working out". 3. She finds his stash of gear, needles, and dozens of used needles, bandaids, blood stained cotton balls and she's crying her head off when he walks in the door. She questions him, he says "if I were stupid enough to do steroids, do you think I would leave them where you can find them? I'm holding those for a friend who lives with his parents". She apologizes for jumping to conclusions. 4. He gains 20lbs in 3 weeks on Anadrols, she tells him to stop using Creatine cuz he's looking like a freak. IP: Logged |
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Vlad67 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 234) |
posted May 22, 2000 08:30 AM
I had a chick that I hadnt been dating too long find my clomid.... which i dont usually hide....."Why do you have fertility pills?"....i made up a story about how they were in the apartment when I moved in and hadent bothered to throw them out...... after a few days I started wondering how she new so much about fertility drugs......needless to say i didn't hang around to find out..
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BigGuns2 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 32) |
posted May 22, 2000 09:22 AM
If only all girls were like this! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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2legit2quit Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 129) |
posted May 22, 2000 09:31 AM
SSMAN, I hope your friend doesn't really think thats the last he's gonna hear about that from his girlfriend. C'mon guys, how many times have you known a girl to drop something like this and never bring it up again? I don't know who is more suspicious, cops or chicks! Anyway, if it were my girlfriend, I might be able to put her off momentarily with some BS story like that, but she'd definitely bring it up again. I plan on being honest with mine when the time comes. If she doesn't like it...too bad! She doesn't know it, but she's a "temp" anyway! IP: Logged |
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ralphe Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 49) |
posted May 22, 2000 09:42 AM
My wife of 15 years found mine and tossed it out....in the middle of a cycle.....after things cooled off......I had her read about these 'substances" and beome better educated and she now wants to do a cycle....she is an RN by the way....so go figure.....take care and the best to all of you later IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 314) |
posted May 22, 2000 09:51 AM
never tell your girlfriends about his unless you know they are mature to handle it ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Anabolicum Mister Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 166) |
posted May 22, 2000 10:36 AM
Krusher, your friend can really think on his feet. He's hilarious! Vlad, good thinking. I would have bolted too. IP: Logged |
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SSMAN Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 328) |
posted May 22, 2000 01:20 PM
2Legit.....This girl is about as smart as a box of rocks. She even had another friend tell her that sust, ref, and ultragan are steroids.......and she still believes they are only "vitamins". She knows that we make frequent trips to Mexico.....he told her not to say anything because these "vitamins" are illegal.....and she still doesn't get it!!! And no........she's not blonde IP: Logged |
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Komo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 158) |
posted May 22, 2000 02:24 PM
That`s so hilarious, I wish my gf would do the same if she found my stash, today it was a close one. Krusher! I like the one with the butt and the plates.... /Komo IP: Logged |
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doggod Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 36) |
posted May 22, 2000 02:33 PM
Did he meet her on one of those little yellow buses? Joking My girl was against it cuz she thought juicers had to mainline it, like heroin junkies. I explained everything to her and now she's totally cool about it. She even goes to pharmacies with me. IP: Logged |
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BIGDT Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 105) |
posted May 22, 2000 02:39 PM
I had my stash hidden from my wife in a cooler in the garage behind the tool box. I figured she would never move the tool box, I was wrong. I got home from the gym and found the tool box on the kitchen table along side the cooler. I shit. She brought both of these items into the house! I said "what were you doing with the tool box?" She said "oh I hung a picture." I said "what's with the cooler?" She said "I found it in the garage and I was going to pack your lunch for tomorrow." I said "oh, that would explain the lunch meat and everything on the counter." She didn't even look inside the cooler! I had came home right before she opened it! The heavey tool box must have made her not realize that the cooler was full of shit! This was my close call, and I am still married! IP: Logged |
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THESAINT Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 605) |
posted May 22, 2000 02:44 PM
My girlfriend started to ask a couple of times, but then she stopped and said, " I don't want to know, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW" IP: Logged |
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Yoda Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 86) |
posted May 22, 2000 03:55 PM
I must be one lucky fucker. I told my wife I wanted to start again, she knew I did them before I met her, and all she said was "If you get to do that, then I get to buy implants"!!! I pretended to think for a minute than told her if she's thought it thru, "okay". Talk about your win-win situation. I felt like it was christmas and my birthday at the same time!!! Now if I can only find a reliable domestic source!! IP: Logged |
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BigPapaPump Moderator (Total posts: 282) |
posted May 22, 2000 10:08 PM
Hey Yoda..have your girl call my wife ! SOunds like one hell of a trade off too me. I can't say that my wife has every seen my stash. I hide most of it very well and the tabs are right in front of her, sometime the obvious is hardest to see. I'm sure she knows when I'm on a cycle but probably doesn't care. I leave my hand written cycles here at the computer and with my training journals...so she must know. BPP IP: Logged |
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Diver Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 116) |
posted May 22, 2000 10:17 PM
this is some funny shit. i guess im lucky my girl doesnt care 'as long as we can have babies one day'. IP: Logged |
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