GEORGE SPELLWIN'S ANNOUNCEMENTS
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Author | Topic: New gym |
aahthit Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 59) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I just moved to a new area and I have to work out in the shittiest gym in the world because it's the only one close enough to hit up before work. It sucks donkey balls, so I thought I would share my pain with the bro's to see if anyone else is in hell with me. Reason's I hate my new gym: - There's more cell phones than 45 plates - The trainers are fat peices of shit that can hardly carry a heavy thought. - Not only that, but they look like barney in their gay purple shirts! ( can you tell how low I've sunk?) - They play Brittney fuckin' Spears when I'm trying to lift! - the old people think a flat bench a great place to socialize - there's a fuckin' pool that all the fat dudes float around in like whales during mating season - on the way out, I sometimes hear BLOW DRYERS in the men's lockerroom! ( I guess that shouldn't be a surprise after seeing all the barney's that train the soft, shapeless yuppies) - The singer from Godsmack walks around with his sleeves rolled up so that we can all admire his 10" smokin' guns - they use those Jerry's kid proof rubber coated weights so that the yuppies won't get their shiny white reeboks dirty if a plate hits 'em. IP: Logged |
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 171) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Great gym man, can u sign me up? ------------------ http://home.sol.no/~mrmuscle/ IP: Logged |
ChefRski Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 105) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sounds bad brother.....Where in the hell is this dump?
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 313) |
![]() ![]() ![]() Ouch....that hurts.....that place has a name....hell hehe, just kidding, that was a little extreme, but it definitly sounds bads....i guess you have no one around you in the gym to look to for inspiration....you have to draw it from within now.... IP: Logged |
Big Buck Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 63) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I feel your pain bro. That sux. IP: Logged |
bigsexy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 193) |
![]() ![]() ![]() no shit, if i hear oops i did it again while i am lifting i will scream until they change the station IP: Logged |
Fish Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 86) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I feel ya on the music. My gym was great, then out of the blue they change from rock to 80's light rock. I can't get my headphones loud enough! ------------------ IP: Logged |
aahthit Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 59) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Answer me this one: WHO THE FUCK CAN LIFT WITH TEENY POP BLASTING AWAY? I know that if you're really there to get something done, you should be able to tune out the music but it sure is tough between sets. Much love for the support! IP: Logged |
jeep Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 63) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() bro that sounds like 24hr fitness ------------------ IP: Logged |
aahthit Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 59) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shh! Don't tell anyone! That's all there is around here. So until Joe Gold decides to grace us with his presence ( or at least a gym in the area ), I'm stuck! IP: Logged |
deadlifter Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23) |
![]() ![]() ![]() I HATE RUBBER COATED WEIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 849) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bro, Are the weights heavy? Then you can make gains. You should take some of your frustrated energy and channel it into your training. here's another idea: bring a walkman. Matt IP: Logged |
aahthit Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 59) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Humbling point Matt. Good post. IP: Logged |
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 131) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know that we should just focus on the training aspects....but our surroundings and atmospehere DO play a crucial role in how well we train. Just my $ .02 IP: Logged |
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 161) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think we train at the same gym. Before I used headphones I would find myself trancing out to some love song. The people that work out at my gym are my motivation, they piss me off which makes me lift a little harder...I don't no whether to thank them or beat 'em down, maybe Ill thank them after the beat down =) Slopain IP: Logged |
SCHNiKEN Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 261) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() All i have to say is that my gym is fucken great.. sorry to hear it man.. IP: Logged |
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 131) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My gym sucks....but so does the owner's daughter. Maybe I'll stay awhile. IP: Logged |
bignate73 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 569) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i now know that my brother is in pain as much as i am.....what up with the 24 hr being so gay aahthit? i have to listen to nsync, brit spears(i dont mind her...hehe) and mambo #5 hehe. sucky!!! trainers are the same all over for that place. i actually heard one giving info on clen to a guy....hehe. thought hmmmm....i would like his job....hehe. maybe i could have scotch taped the big ass sign about AS and such on his sunken chest. hehe. then spun him around pulled his draws up over his head and told him to lay off the clen and hit the food. oh...did i say that? sorry. i have to formulate a plan to override that evil franchise of gym's way of holding us down. i know if they have weights you can lift them but its the mental aspect of it all. "its the principalities of it". im thinking of getting an earphone device for listening to my own music, just dont want to get all damn tangled up in the cords. and trust me i wont get those stupid arm mounted ones...hehe. cause it wouldnt fit. maybe i could put it round one of the trainers necks and make him follow me around while i train. damn i need carbs.... i must sound cranky. just looking forward to another adventure in my gym in a few. leg day so maybe ill have a new story to tell, a correction on my ass to floor form for squats, maybe im using too much on the leg press. we'll see what happens tonight. hehe. IP: Logged |
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