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aahthit
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted May 19, 2000 03:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aahthit   Click Here to Email aahthit     Edit/Delete Message
I just moved to a new area and I have to work out in the shittiest gym in the world because it's the only one close enough to hit up before work. It sucks donkey balls, so I thought I would share my pain with the bro's to see if anyone else is in hell with me.
Reason's I hate my new gym:
- There's more cell phones than 45 plates
- The trainers are fat peices of shit that can hardly carry a heavy thought.
- Not only that, but they look like barney in their gay purple shirts! ( can you tell how low I've sunk?)
- They play Brittney fuckin' Spears when I'm trying to lift!
- the old people think a flat bench a great place to socialize
- there's a fuckin' pool that all the fat dudes float around in like whales during mating season
- on the way out, I sometimes hear BLOW DRYERS in the men's lockerroom! ( I guess that shouldn't be a surprise after seeing all the barney's that train the soft, shapeless yuppies)
- The singer from Godsmack walks around with his sleeves rolled up so that we can all admire his 10" smokin' guns
- they use those Jerry's kid proof rubber coated weights so that the yuppies won't get their shiny white reeboks dirty if a plate hits 'em.

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MrMuscle
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted May 19, 2000 07:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrMuscle   Click Here to Email MrMuscle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70512967
Great gym man, can u sign me up?

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"Pain is only weakness leaving your body!"

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ChefRski
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted May 19, 2000 07:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ChefRski   Click Here to Email ChefRski     Edit/Delete Message
Sounds bad brother.....Where in the hell is this dump?


Chef

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**Can you smell what the Chef is Cooking?**

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FitnessChick
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted May 19, 2000 09:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FitnessChick     Edit/Delete Message
Ouch....that hurts.....that place has a name....hell
hehe, just kidding, that was a little extreme, but it definitly sounds bads....i guess you have no one around you in the gym to look to for inspiration....you have to draw it from within now....

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Big Buck
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted May 19, 2000 12:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Big Buck   Click Here to Email Big Buck     Edit/Delete Message
I feel your pain bro. That sux.

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bigsexy
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted May 19, 2000 12:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bigsexy     Edit/Delete Message
no shit, if i hear oops i did it again while i am lifting i will scream until they change the station

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Fish
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posted May 19, 2000 12:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fish   Click Here to Email Fish     Edit/Delete Message
I feel ya on the music. My gym was great, then out of the blue they change from rock to 80's light rock. I can't get my headphones loud enough!

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aahthit
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted May 19, 2000 12:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aahthit   Click Here to Email aahthit     Edit/Delete Message
Answer me this one: WHO THE FUCK CAN LIFT WITH TEENY POP BLASTING AWAY? I know that if you're really there to get something done, you should be able to tune out the music but it sure is tough between sets. Much love for the support!

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jeep
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posted May 19, 2000 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jeep   Click Here to Email jeep     Edit/Delete Message
bro

that sounds like 24hr fitness

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aahthit
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted May 19, 2000 01:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aahthit   Click Here to Email aahthit     Edit/Delete Message
Shh! Don't tell anyone! That's all there is around here. So until Joe Gold decides to grace us with his presence ( or at least a gym in the area ), I'm stuck!

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deadlifter
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted May 19, 2000 01:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for deadlifter     Edit/Delete Message
I HATE RUBBER COATED WEIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MattTheSkywalker
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posted May 19, 2000 02:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MattTheSkywalker   Click Here to Email MattTheSkywalker     Edit/Delete Message
Bro,

Are the weights heavy? Then you can make gains. You should take some of your frustrated energy and channel it into your training.

here's another idea: bring a walkman.

Matt

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aahthit
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posted May 19, 2000 03:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aahthit   Click Here to Email aahthit     Edit/Delete Message
Humbling point Matt. Good post.

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FlexB
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posted May 19, 2000 03:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FlexB   Click Here to Email FlexB     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71392430
I know that we should just focus on the training aspects....but our surroundings and atmospehere DO play a crucial role in how well we train. Just my $ .02

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Slopain
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posted May 19, 2000 03:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Slopain   Click Here to Email Slopain     Edit/Delete Message
I think we train at the same gym. Before I used headphones I would find myself trancing out to some love song. The people that work out at my gym are my motivation, they piss me off which makes me lift a little harder...I don't no whether to thank them or beat 'em down, maybe Ill thank them after the beat down =)

Slopain

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SCHNiKEN
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posted May 19, 2000 05:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SCHNiKEN   Click Here to Email SCHNiKEN     Edit/Delete Message
All i have to say is that my gym is fucken great.. sorry to hear it man..

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FlexB
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posted May 19, 2000 05:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FlexB   Click Here to Email FlexB     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71392430
My gym sucks....but so does the owner's daughter. Maybe I'll stay awhile.

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bignate73
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posted May 19, 2000 10:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bignate73   Click Here to Email bignate73     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 65081685
i now know that my brother is in pain as much as i am.....what up with the 24 hr being so gay aahthit? i have to listen to nsync, brit spears(i dont mind her...hehe) and mambo #5 hehe. sucky!!!
trainers are the same all over for that place. i actually heard one giving info on clen to a guy....hehe. thought hmmmm....i would like his job....hehe. maybe i could have scotch taped the big ass sign about AS and such on his sunken chest. hehe. then spun him around pulled his draws up over his head and told him to lay off the clen and hit the food. oh...did i say that? sorry.
i have to formulate a plan to override that evil franchise of gym's way of holding us down. i know if they have weights you can lift them but its the mental aspect of it all. "its the principalities of it". im thinking of getting an earphone device for listening to my own music, just dont want to get all damn tangled up in the cords. and trust me i wont get those stupid arm mounted ones...hehe. cause it wouldnt fit. maybe i could put it round one of the trainers necks and make him follow me around while i train.
damn i need carbs....
i must sound cranky.
just looking forward to another adventure in my gym in a few.
leg day so maybe ill have a new story to tell, a correction on my ass to floor form for squats, maybe im using too much on the leg press. we'll see what happens tonight. hehe.

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