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Author Topic:   Call me Ranger Jr!!hehe...here's a poem for you fu**ers!
studcj
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posted May 12, 2000 12:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for studcj   Click Here to Email studcj     Edit/Delete Message
I just did my poetry report on Ranger, and it inspired me to write this. Sorry it sucks, but atleast I tried:

I love the feeling, and the rush of pain
The bad mofo� the feeling of insane

It's hard to explain why I do what I do
I just have to see every rep through

I think I like to torture myself
In fact I love it more than life itself

So go back to your lazy little lives
And leave me hear with the rumble of forty-fives!

But on your mind I'll leave a stain
You wish you could have the heart through the pain!

Something dark lurks inside of me
Don't know why, just have to let it be

I hate the others who sneer at my pain
But deep down they know that I will gain

I'm in the zone, can't you see?
Quit trying to fucking talk to me

I'm rambling on and its time to end
All I want to say is this
Make that fucking bar bend!!!

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"The days nobody else goes to the gym
are the days you should work the hardest!"

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champion
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posted May 12, 2000 01:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for champion   Click Here to Email champion     Edit/Delete Message
Like the ending, JR.

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Suffering is virtue. Progress is pain.
Anything less than a stoic lust for this philosophy will leave you short of your ultimate potential.

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WCP
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posted May 12, 2000 01:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for WCP   Click Here to Email WCP     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 39184064
Not bad....may the Ranger force be with you young jedi poet..heh..heh..heh..

WCP

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Capt'n_Crunch
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posted May 12, 2000 01:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Capt'n_Crunch   Click Here to Email Capt'n_Crunch     Edit/Delete Message
not bad, little bit more tweaking on your poetry and you and Ranger can write your guys own "Poetry for the Weightlifter" books....hahaha

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ozzymandius
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posted May 12, 2000 03:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ozzymandius   Click Here to Email ozzymandius     Edit/Delete Message
kILLER i LIKED IT MAN KEEP IT UP...
AND THEY SAY THAT BIG PEOPLE HAVE NO BRAINZ!!

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AY
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posted May 12, 2000 04:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AY   Click Here to Email AY     Edit/Delete Message
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and studcj is the west.

You're a regular shakespeare, mate.

AY

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Yoda
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posted May 12, 2000 06:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yoda   Click Here to Email Yoda     Edit/Delete Message
HEY WCP!!! THAT'S MY LINE!!!

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Master Qui Gonn, More to say have you?

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Arnold1976
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posted May 12, 2000 07:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Arnold1976   Click Here to Email Arnold1976     Edit/Delete Message
Pretty funny bro.....

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bluesy
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posted May 12, 2000 07:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bluesy   Click Here to Email bluesy     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 13459214
he he he, good one, but what does the rela ranger have to say about it

Bluesy

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bad brains
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posted May 12, 2000 07:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bad brains   Click Here to Email bad brains     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 68109812
Pretty good.....heh heh

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I against I.........H.R.

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conan69
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posted May 12, 2000 08:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for conan69   Click Here to Email conan69     Edit/Delete Message
not bad
Ranger will be proud
hehe

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Check out my HardCore Pic sitehttp://www.dell.homestead.com/conan/index.html "When I give the signal, unleash HELL!" -Maximus

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Komo
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posted May 12, 2000 10:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Komo   Click Here to Email Komo     Edit/Delete Message
Nice composing, I likes it, I likes.....!

/Komo

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studcj
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posted May 12, 2000 01:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for studcj   Click Here to Email studcj     Edit/Delete Message
can you guys believe the shit that just happened to Ranger. Im totally bummed, the report i did on him was awesome. every lifter in my class was asking where they could get more Ranger poetry. I got an "A".

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"The days nobody else goes to the gym
are the days you should work the hardest!"

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SSMAN
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posted May 12, 2000 03:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SSMAN   Click Here to Email SSMAN     Edit/Delete Message
Nice poem bro!! I can't wait for our poet to return.....his sense of humor sure does lighten things up around here.

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Steriod_Virgin
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posted May 12, 2000 03:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Steriod_Virgin   Click Here to Email Steriod_Virgin     Edit/Delete Message
Not bad studcj, Ranger may yet have some competition.. Studcj is a poet, and doesn't even know it!

I hope Ranger is healthy and back soon, we could have a decent round of dueling BB poets.

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ItalianSweetness
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posted May 12, 2000 04:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ItalianSweetness     Edit/Delete Message
Love the part about , quit trying to fukin talk to me.

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Romeo
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posted May 12, 2000 04:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Romeo   Click Here to Email Romeo     Edit/Delete Message
good job ..bravo..bravo..to the ranger

romeo must die----i shall rise

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Gilbyag
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posted May 12, 2000 04:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gilbyag     Edit/Delete Message
cool..... printed it and put'n it up on the board in the locker room.

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cowbell
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posted May 13, 2000 07:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cowbell   Click Here to Email cowbell     Edit/Delete Message
Nice bro, keep them coming.

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hardness
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posted May 14, 2000 03:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hardness   Click Here to Email hardness     Edit/Delete Message
needs to flow a bit better.
the end is dead on
good one

come on ranger .What u think ?

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The Ranger
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posted May 14, 2000 11:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Ranger   Click Here to Email The Ranger     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 67366885
Stud-man,
Very nice.....let it breathe....remember!!
Glad the report went well. I see potential here....at my age I may need to retire, but I have you to fill the shoes Bro!!!
Very Nicely Done!!!

Ranger's Grade....................A+ !!!!

Ranger

It's hell being 52....WCP ya fucker!!!!

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