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 PROTEIN FARTS!!!
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Arnold423 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 25) |
posted May 10, 2000 12:41 AM
   Ok, there are 3 animal dudes at my gym that I swear to god must bust ass like every 2 seconds b/c it stinks like rotten eggs by them and no one dares walk through there path. My question is, why does protein make someones ass smell so bad??????????? I know everyone that eats mad protein knows what I mean. IP: Logged |
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BROCK Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101) |
posted May 10, 2000 12:45 AM
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. MY FARTS ARE HIDEOUS. ESPECIALLY IF I TAKE CREATINE. I JOKE ABOUT THEM A LOT, AND I'M NOT SHY, BUT SOMETIMES THEY SMELL SO BAD THAT THEY'RE EMBARASSING. IP: Logged |
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bignate73 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 468) |
posted May 10, 2000 12:48 AM
it stinks so bad because of bacterial breakdown of the rest of the remaining protein in the large intestine. the process is called putrefecation. hence it smells "putrid" hehe. i feel your pain, when im really on the protein (especially eggs) im wrecking all around me. but its kindof fun too. hehe. IP: Logged |
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pds132 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 30) |
posted May 10, 2000 12:48 AM
this is by far the most ridiculous post i've ever seen. but i do know what you mean, my ass stinks right now while i'm writing this. i can't believe i didn't think of this before IP: Logged |
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scarface1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 50) |
posted May 10, 2000 12:50 AM
Especially on Leg day. When I get in the hole everyone backs up. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Bigger A Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 88) |
posted May 10, 2000 01:01 AM
This topic always cracks me up. LOL I know exactly what everyone is talking about. Massive amounts of protein and especially eggs give me the worst gas. I like to k.o. everyone around me. Some people sware that there is a green cloud around me.LOL I don't ever tell women about it but, all the guys hear it and smell it. I like to tell my workout partner that pay back is a bitch. So when he lets one go around me on purpose, I make sure to hold the best for him.LOL IP: Logged |
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Smooth_Criminal Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 27) |
posted May 10, 2000 01:33 AM
What I like to do is when Im driving my dawgz around or whoever, I like to roll up the windows put them on auto lock, and then cut a huge one. Its funny to see my friends tryin to put the window down but cant. They just start screamin and hollering until they realize that i got a sunroof in my car, and finally get a breath of fresh air. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted May 10, 2000 05:07 AM
It was posted 3 or 4 months ago but I liked it, dont remember who said it but it was called "a whey protein fart of death", though that was funny as shit, no pun intended.....lol....... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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George Spellwin Administrator (Total posts: 204) |
posted May 10, 2000 03:14 PM
Guys, Put a teaspoon of psyllium husk fiber in your shake. The best one is Colon Cleanse. ------------------ George George Spellwin
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Big Brother Val Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 463) |
posted May 10, 2000 04:48 PM
Yeah, guys. Psyllium husk fiber. Duh... don't you know anything??? IP: Logged |
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the mechanic Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 161) |
posted May 10, 2000 07:26 PM
Okay, now I don`t feel alone. For some reason when I start going heavy on leg presses I can`t control it, sounds like someone is tearing a rag or something. First time was embarrassing as hell, now it is common knowlage to be aware when I am seen doing legs. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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elite hot topic Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 44) |
posted May 10, 2000 07:36 PM
Oh my God i cant believe this.. It is so funny I thought I was the only one that had this problem it is fun for me but not to others.hahha IP: Logged |
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Natural Wonder Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 208) |
posted May 11, 2000 01:41 AM
KIDS TRY THIS: Drink two 40gr protein drink then got do leg presses. HE HE IP: Logged |
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pharmaguy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 83) |
posted May 11, 2000 02:48 AM
mine smell almost identical to when I workout the next day and the night before I went out drinking. Beer ass is the worst, but my protein almost smells the same, what up wit dat? IP: Logged |
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cymric_knight Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23) |
posted May 11, 2000 12:20 PM
BEANO, BEANO!!! And my wife hates it when I 'fluff' the blankets!! :> ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Steriod_Virgin Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 145) |
posted May 11, 2000 12:38 PM
Fluffing the blankets rules.. You know she's going to get pissed, but you still do it anyways.. hahah I love it IP: Logged |
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SCHNiKEN Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 179) |
posted May 11, 2000 01:29 PM
I got a problem with the treadmill.. everytime im running the protien.. all types of shit for that matter rumble around in my stomach and nice big smelly farts come out.. its great cuz while your running people cant really hear it that great and they have no clue who its coming from!! IP: Logged |
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Mojo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 159) |
posted May 11, 2000 02:25 PM
It's a gereat tool really. If your wife pisses you off, just fart and hold the sheets down over her head. hehehehehehehe IP: Logged |
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WILDTHINGURI Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 102) |
posted May 11, 2000 02:27 PM
I HEAR THAT I SMEEL SO BAD AT THE GYM , WHEN I TAKE CREATINE TO I SWEAR IT SMEELS LIKE SOMEONE DIED IN THE GYM.. IP: Logged |
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Curious Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 96) |
posted May 11, 2000 02:33 PM
My girlfriend gets on me about mine when I'm on high protein and the funny thing is that I hold about 80% of them back when I'm around her. Maybe I should just let her have it for a day and then she would appreciate it when I hold them back. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Romeo Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 60) |
posted May 11, 2000 04:31 PM
a fart is like an art form ...if you release it right people, will not mind the smell...but hey protein is the mother of fart making material i wish i knew why but hey just go with the flow peace romeo romeo must die----i shall rise IP: Logged |
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LEGEND Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 43) |
posted May 11, 2000 04:34 PM
if you think protein does it try taking hcg, i cant even stay in the room with myself there so fuckin bad! i let one go in the car one time and my partner was literally dry heaving, i thought he was going to puke right there!!!!!! [This message has been edited by LEGEND (edited May 11, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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jrdbad1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 75) |
posted May 11, 2000 04:40 PM
Protein farts are a true weapon. They rule!! IP: Logged |
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roadruler Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 67) |
posted May 11, 2000 06:41 PM
I know exactly what everyone is sayin, its worse than a taco bell fart, sometimes it pisses me off, i don't want to smell like shit everywhere i go. Even though sometimes i use it as a weapon too, hehehe IP: Logged |
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