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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 864) |
posted May 08, 2000 08:34 PM
   Man, I just woke up from this really cool dream....kinda off subject, but I thought I'd share it with my Iron Brothers who will appreciate it as I did. I dreamed I OD'd on juice and went to heaven....I was met at the pearly Gates by St. Peter who was huge as hell....he let me right in.... My Brothers...IT WAS HEAVEN!!! It was the most awsome gym I've ever seen....it had everything there....dumbells to 240lbs...they were huge....all the machines were perfect. And it was packed with big mutherfuckers of all sizes and shapes....all of them were intense and juiced to the gills.....!! St. Peter pointed to a table and there was all the juice you could ever want...sus...deca...redi-jects....ref-b....all legit....all free.....gold bowels held all the 23ga syringes you could ever use......St. Peter said God liked his followers huge.......Then I noticed it at once!!! There were members of the eliteboard there....I saw Big Bad Buff....he was a monster....WCP was huge!!! Assface was there dropping protein bombs......and all the mod's were spotting the Iron Brothers....BIZ was screaming get off me, your not big enough.....El cubano was stalking the iron Throne......Everyone was intense to the max.....no slackers......I was so happy....I couldn't believe my eyes.......!! Then from the darkest corner of this Heavenly gym arose the mightiest of all the Iron Brothers in the place He was breath taking....arms 25inches cold, and hard.....chest 60inches ripped to shreds.....waist had to be 32 inches....I was in total awe my Brothers.....Then I saw the name tag on his lifting belt.....it said E2....I should have known!!!! I turned to St. Peter and said, " E2 is the biggest mutherfucker I have ever seen....I can't wait to see how big GOD is!" St Peter looked at me and winked, and then smiled an evil grin, " That is GOD.....He just thinks he's E2!" BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't say it.....I know I'll go to Hell for that one....but....it's all good Brothers.......Thought I'd liven things up a bit.....heh heh heh......Peace!!!! Ranger IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 250) |
posted May 08, 2000 08:37 PM
ROFLMAO.....AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA..that was some funny ass shit IP: Logged |
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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 864) |
posted May 08, 2000 08:41 PM
Think Vegas will be like this.....eh?? Heh heh heh!!! Ranger IP: Logged |
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XXXL Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 194) |
posted May 08, 2000 08:43 PM
i hope this dosen't go to E2's head. he may what us all to start praying to him at night. E2 who art in heaven, hollowed be thy name. . .funny shit bro! IP: Logged |
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KANE Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 286) |
posted May 08, 2000 08:44 PM
Smooch smooch. That was hell not heaven bro! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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StoneColdGold Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 22) |
posted May 08, 2000 08:44 PM
That is some of the funniest shit I have read in awhile. It really does sound like heaven... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Sight1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted May 08, 2000 08:50 PM
Funniest thing I've heard on this board! IP: Logged |
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2legit2quit Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 107) |
posted May 08, 2000 08:51 PM
LMAO, pretty funny stuff Ranger!! Sounds like my kind of heaven! But what about the chicks man? Surely they had to be awesome as well. St. Peter must have been Macro! IP: Logged |
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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 864) |
posted May 08, 2000 08:54 PM
Nope....Macro's twin....did I mention Bunny was there....she looked fine as frog hair.......everyones diet was fish heads and buttermilk.....heh heh heh.....yup....the GHB is rock'in......better go!! Later, Ranger It's all good!!! IP: Logged |
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ozzymandius Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 353) |
posted May 08, 2000 08:55 PM
XXXL what do mean? I have a shrine set up to E2...3X a day ohh yehhhhhhhhh  Ranger YOU ARE THE MANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! I think I just craped all over myself..... IP: Logged |
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ThePitbull Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted May 08, 2000 08:56 PM
Cool story Ranger, your pretty fucked up bro. Keep it up! Pitbull IP: Logged |
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Rich1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 205) |
posted May 08, 2000 09:11 PM
Everytime I think one of you jokers has posted a really funny one, one of you bro's comes up with something even funnier.. a good one but I hope E2 doesn't let it go to his head, humility is a state of grace...Get BIG Brothers...We are ALL like a family here and it's good to come home and BS with friends.... IP: Logged |
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Steriod_Virgin Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 134) |
posted May 08, 2000 09:21 PM
Ranger, That was some funny shit bro.. Next time,if it's not too much trouble, dream me up 50 amps of sust.. (oh and dont forget the clomid..) IP: Logged |
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Samuel Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 38) |
posted May 08, 2000 09:32 PM
ROTFL you should write short stories IP: Logged |
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mossberg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 168) |
posted May 08, 2000 09:40 PM
I'm pretty close to Canada, living in Detroit and all, and I swear I can see E2's head swelling on the horizion!!!!! hehehehehehehehe IP: Logged |
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big_bad_buff Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 385) |
posted May 08, 2000 09:41 PM
i can say i truly believe. E2 has sent me his picture before, and it's everything and more.....ant that right E2? HE! HE! sounds like hella dream bro! but that would kinda suck, heavan be a gym, everyones huge, there would have to be atleast a few small guys to make us feel bigger, maybe pick on once in a while...lOl yeah we could get that SAM guy....LOL IP: Logged |
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Samuel Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 38) |
posted May 08, 2000 09:50 PM
Once again I'm not that Sam guy. But I keep hearing about E2, IF YOU SEE THIS E2 I'D LIKE TO SEE THE LEGENDARY E2, email me plz IP: Logged |
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jeep Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 7) |
posted May 08, 2000 10:02 PM
RANGER, SWEET DREAM BRO, WHEN YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE LOOK FOR ME. I'LL BE THE ONE CRUSHIN THE SQUAT RACK. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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E2 Moderator (Total posts: 2880) |
posted May 08, 2000 10:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHA RANGER!!! I THINK YOU NEED TO STOP MIXING YOU GHB WITH YOUR MELATONIN, IT'S GIVING YOU SOME FUCKED UP DREAMS. BUT IT DOES EXPLAIN WHERE MY BELT WENT HAHAHAHAAHAH IP: Logged |
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kram696969 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted May 08, 2000 10:48 PM
funny shit bro!!! ahhahah... kram-mark IP: Logged |
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Natural Wonder Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 169) |
posted May 08, 2000 10:52 PM
What did you do right before you went to sleep? Which book, movie, story. Crazy ass, but funny ass shit Ranger.... IP: Logged |
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egoman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 239) |
posted May 08, 2000 11:07 PM
yea RANGER did you see me benching 1000lbs man was i awsome.keep bending the bar IP: Logged |
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studcj Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 804) |
posted May 09, 2000 12:27 AM
Thats funny cause, about two weeks ago I dreamed that I met all you guys in Vegas and you were so pissed off at how small and fat i was, all you did was yell at me. I thought it was kinda funny when I woke up. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 691) |
posted May 09, 2000 12:54 AM
If this Vegas thing takes off, it's going to be fuckin hilarious. Matt IP: Logged |
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ghans Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 71) |
posted May 09, 2000 01:25 AM
Your posts make my day Ranger. I think E2 puts a great deal to think about in our heads and we and dream of elite fitness. I'll spot you in heaven bro! ghans IP: Logged |
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bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 496) |
posted May 09, 2000 04:37 AM
From the depths of Ranger's subconsciuous, oh Lord, we're in trouble now.......your dreams are looped Bro, looped.......lol...... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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AY Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 75) |
posted May 09, 2000 05:57 AM
What about E2's DOG??? Don't you know that all dogs go to heaven? How did E2's dog look like? AY IP: Logged |
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Mojo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 154) |
posted May 09, 2000 07:53 AM
Damn Ranger Where do you get this shit? Keep um comin Bro. IP: Logged |
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Yoda Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 34) |
posted May 09, 2000 08:02 AM
What kind of sleep aids are you using, LOL!! Gotta get me some, Keep It Up Bro!!! IP: Logged |
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Rich1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 205) |
posted May 09, 2000 08:27 AM
Hey Ranger, only the best from you,of course. Just when I thought it couldn't get any funnier, you come up with one that is really funny. It's good to have this board to come home to, humour this good is a good way to blow off steam at the end of the day.Thanks for the funny post bro. It's nice to come home and BS with friends... IP: Logged |
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Ice Man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 233) |
posted May 09, 2000 08:31 AM
lolololol Ranger, man, you oughta write a book of Ranger Rhymes and Short Stories. That's funny as hell. IP: Logged |
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Karate guy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 241) |
posted May 09, 2000 08:41 AM
Oh Boy! God is gonna punish you IP: Logged |
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conan69 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 759) |
posted May 09, 2000 09:03 AM
that shit is too funny damn i wish i had dreams like that hey E2 can mix me some of the GHB shit ------------------ IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 212) |
posted May 09, 2000 09:06 AM
that was great IP: Logged |
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rainhorn Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 44) |
posted May 09, 2000 12:31 PM
NOW U SEE WHY U HAVE TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS!! get big. IP: Logged |
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Big Brother Val Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 450) |
posted May 09, 2000 12:50 PM
You are one swift fellow, Ranger. Are you sure that you aren't taking Sustanon stacked with CRACK? Too bad you're goin' to hell. Oh well... I'll see you there! IP: Logged |
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Big Buck Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted May 09, 2000 12:50 PM
That was a hell of a dream. Good sh*t though. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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POW Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 105) |
posted May 09, 2000 12:50 PM
Thanks a bunch ranger, I laughed so much I wet myself. Now I will have to go change my licra shorts... POW IP: Logged |
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Komo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 118) |
posted May 09, 2000 01:00 PM
Makes u wonder what hell is like.......... /Komo IP: Logged |
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George Spellwin Administrator (Total posts: 196) |
posted May 09, 2000 01:45 PM
Ranger, I guess St. Peter didn't let me in ------------------ George George Spellwin
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WCP Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 796) |
posted May 09, 2000 01:54 PM
Yeah Ranger...your going to hell for that one..heh..heh..heh.. Actually on second thought..considering how many times Ive used the word E2 and skank in the same sentence....I GUESS ILL SEE YA THERE???!!!???... E2...uh..you do believe in last rites right?...heh..heh..heh.. Kick Ass, IP: Logged |
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Texas Guns Moderator (Total posts: 367) |
posted May 09, 2000 02:01 PM
You mean I wasn't there? I must have been in Lipo Heaven at the time getting hoovered. Just wait til your GHB kicks in tonight!!!!!  Can't wait to hear about that dream!Mrs. Guns IP: Logged |
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N-V-R-2BIG Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 94) |
posted May 09, 2000 02:37 PM
RANGER-------SOMEONE has to be small....and where are the fitnesschicks? sorry fitnesschick no pun intended....
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bstrong Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 168) |
posted May 09, 2000 02:53 PM
2 funny,really hard to write right now IP: Logged |
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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 864) |
posted May 09, 2000 04:21 PM
George, Texas Guns, Fitnesschick.....you were in the dream last night....just ain't figured out how to edit it yet....heh heh heh...!!! It's all good Brothers and Sisters....!!!! Ranger IP: Logged |
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Texas Guns Moderator (Total posts: 367) |
posted May 09, 2000 04:39 PM
Ranger, no wonder we love you so much. You are too funny!!!!! Mrs. TG IP: Logged |
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airtyme Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 466) |
posted May 09, 2000 05:40 PM
Ranger, your the bomb. Just when I though my eyes were going to melt out of my eye-sockets from reading so many post, I read your shit and I find myself laughing so hard that I have tears in my eyes. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BillSA Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 13) |
posted May 09, 2000 06:55 PM
Was DORIAN also there!?!? IP: Logged |
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