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 How Good Is Clambuterol
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BigLift Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1) |
posted May 02, 2000 10:31 PM
  
hey i was just curious bout how clambuterol works, is it like winstrol? will i get faster and stronger and cut, and bigger? and how many pounds of muscle do u think i can gain of 200 clambuterol? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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KANE Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 276) |
posted May 02, 2000 10:34 PM
Clambuterol too funny man. It wont do much but take weight off. Use the search engine ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 230) |
posted May 02, 2000 10:43 PM
clambuterol is the greatest steroid on earth dude.....oh yea it gets you ripped, makes you lose fat, and packs on so much muscle that within a month youll look like a silverback gorilla.....just take about 24 tabs a day divided into 6 doses and do this for 4 weeks straight and dont drink any water at all, just coffee, otherwise you will get cancer of the stomach since its so strong....thats what Greg Kovacs does and look at him. I guarantee you will feel like a new person the first day. ...I hope your not talking about clenbuterol though, cus thats totally different....LOL IP: Logged |
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Anabolicum Mister Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 98) |
posted May 02, 2000 11:07 PM
Clam butter oil is a great lubricant for those times your girl isn't quite as horny as you - j/k I think what you're looking for is clenbuterol. Run a search on it at this site and if you don't find the answers you're looking for then post again. IP: Logged |
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animal B Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 196) |
posted May 02, 2000 11:10 PM
the only thing I know of clambuterol, it makes good bait, for muscleback marlin, thats a fish found only in TJ, mexico IP: Logged |
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Vlad67 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 162) |
posted May 02, 2000 11:12 PM
to get really ripped have a bowl of clambuterol chowder... VK IP: Logged |
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NEWMAXX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 82) |
posted May 02, 2000 11:34 PM
Somewhat like harry clambuterol...makes you big...makes you harry...but if you ain't got Clomid you get da harry clam...which is not so...buterol ------------------ [This message has been edited by NEWMAXX (edited May 02, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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the mechanic Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 136) |
posted May 02, 2000 11:36 PM
Don`t listen to these guys, they are just having fun with you. "Clambuterol", or more commonly known in the bodybuilding world as Clam Butt Oil, or Clam Butt Juice is a by-product of distilled clam waste. It is very hard to find, and very expensive. It takes about 300 clams to crap enough just to make 1 tablet of the stuff, thus making it a delicacy to todays top bodybuilders. Be careful with this stuff, it is very addicting !! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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macavoy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 38) |
posted May 02, 2000 11:48 PM
NO NO NO> Forgot clambuterol. Take 2 shots of lobsterbuterol every week. Stack it with some salmonbuterol and finish it with some seaweed to taper. Good luck! Flipper IP: Logged |
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animal B Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 196) |
posted May 02, 2000 11:51 PM
enough, Im pissing in my pants...he learned how to spell it by now IP: Logged |
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McZ Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 10) |
posted May 03, 2000 02:52 AM
clam butt oil, thats classic! IP: Logged |
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denmaur Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 86) |
posted May 03, 2000 07:57 AM
Clambuterol is good with a little garlic, parsley and basil sauteed over a low to medium fire. oh yeah, get a good bottle of chablis to go with it. [This message has been edited by denmaur (edited May 03, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Neiko Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 138) |
posted May 03, 2000 10:08 AM
You guys are a fucking riot!!!!! IP: Logged |
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denmaur Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 86) |
posted May 03, 2000 10:52 AM
Don't forget a massive slice of cheesecake for dessert to really pack on the weight. IP: Logged |
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mason Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 16) |
posted May 03, 2000 10:56 AM
Mechanic that is the funniest thing i have heard in a while! IP: Logged |
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toni Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 166) |
posted May 03, 2000 11:05 AM
YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY...IM DYING LAUGHING OVER HERE... IP: Logged |
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coyote977 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 194) |
posted May 03, 2000 11:22 AM
Haven't laugh that much from a post, With what kind of wine should you take your clambuterol? red or white IP: Logged |
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denmaur Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 86) |
posted May 03, 2000 11:28 AM
Definitely white. A good french chablis slightly chilled. IP: Logged |
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WCP Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 728) |
posted May 03, 2000 11:44 AM
Can someone tell me about oystereanon depot 250?...heh..heh..heh.... IP: Logged |
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krzysiu013 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 49) |
posted May 03, 2000 11:53 AM
hey guys if you use too much, wont you get gyno clam-ass tia??? chris IP: Logged |
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kevin Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 67) |
posted May 03, 2000 12:45 PM
LOL.. you guys are owning me!! I just got done taking killer final and I needed a good laugh. IP: Logged |
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androx Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 336) |
posted May 03, 2000 12:54 PM
LOL!!! BigLift thanks for posting this thread this is the funniest shit I have read in a while! I am laughing my ass off!!!! androx IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 230) |
posted May 03, 2000 05:24 PM
....ROFLMAO...... I cant stop laughing ..... some of you bros kill me IP: Logged |
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big dog Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 81) |
posted May 03, 2000 05:34 PM
One out every ten in a strip of Clambutorol you will find a Pearlbutrol. It is rounder and shinier than the others and works twice as good ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Blood4Blood Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 30) |
posted May 03, 2000 05:37 PM
Laughing my ass off! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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SSMAN Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 144) |
posted May 03, 2000 05:42 PM
With 24 replies I can't believe nobody has addressed this!!! When on a cycle of clambuterol you MUST take Clamid every other day. SSMAN IP: Logged |
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hardrock Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 45) |
posted May 03, 2000 06:07 PM
could somebody tell him what he needs to know. I'm sure he's talking about clenbuterol. I started taking it last week and I'm wondering what to expect .
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Steriod_Virgin Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 97) |
posted May 03, 2000 06:11 PM
When I saw the title of this post.. I knew it was going to be good.. You guys did not disapoint. IP: Logged |
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Wood_Rooster Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 9) |
posted May 03, 2000 06:11 PM
Allright Seriously, What you want to do is grind up about two of the Clambueterol pellets into a fine powder and then mix it with a teaspoonful of DMSO and one of water and apply to the skin every 2 days as that is the effective time span for Clambueterol. You can then rub this compound into your skin and wrap the area with a piece of saran wrap to help get the compound to absorb into the skin easier. But be very carefull not to touch your scrotum while applying transdermally as you will contract clamidia! IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 230) |
posted May 03, 2000 06:16 PM
Oh yea sorry there guy, like SSMAN said you will definitely want to use clamid throughout the cycle or else your nuts will begin to grow uncontrollably until they grow arms and legs of their own and who wants that, you might want to stack that with some octopussy number 9 to keep all that gorilla hair from falling out..... and last but not least dont forget to keep nolvaduterol on hand for those bad cases of monkey titty IP: Logged |
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Flex Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 85) |
posted May 03, 2000 06:56 PM
CLAMBUTERl!! I love this stuff, I bottled my own just last night after rubbing a few clams!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Anabolicum Mister Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 98) |
posted May 03, 2000 07:03 PM
Stay away from the bearded clambuterol as it has a pungent odor. IP: Logged |
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SSMAN Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 144) |
posted May 03, 2000 07:08 PM
Just got my clambuterol from a very reliable Atlantic source today......cost me $1000 sand dollars!!! Like I said before, I know that Clamid every other day is vital to keep up natural starfish production.....so I don't get barnacals. What do you think would be a good way to stack clambuterol, dolphin duroblend, and test porpoise? IP: Logged |
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OMEGALOS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 129) |
posted May 03, 2000 07:26 PM
I like it over linguine myself! Some garlic bread on the side. IP: Logged |
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Flex Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 85) |
posted May 03, 2000 07:28 PM
Wow, if i could'nt read well enough to tell this guy was getting flamed, i coud sure smell him burn...... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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quenepo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 367) |
posted May 03, 2000 07:49 PM
Keep away from that is very hard on the liver. quenepo IP: Logged |
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Vlad67 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 162) |
posted May 03, 2000 08:21 PM
... i didnt know that you needed to take clamid with clambuterol I thought you only needed it with testoysterone... VK IP: Logged |
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ItalianSweetness Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 188) |
posted May 03, 2000 08:27 PM
ccllleeennnnnn.........  IP: Logged |
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denmaur Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 86) |
posted May 03, 2000 08:29 PM
No, No, No. You also need it with equiporpoise! IP: Logged |
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LittleSavage34 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 340) |
posted May 03, 2000 08:41 PM
BUMP Very funny shit guys...I know my Clambuterol isn't dolphin safe. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Kaisersosay Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
posted May 03, 2000 08:45 PM
THANKS GUYS I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH IP: Logged |
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NEWMAXX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 82) |
posted May 03, 2000 10:28 PM
This is too funny.... But seriously dude it's not Winstrol..it's "Whalestrol"..really packs on the pounds... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Pet Rock Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 55) |
posted May 03, 2000 10:32 PM
I had a girlfriend once named Clambuterol. She smelled funny but was very ripped! IP: Logged |
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Arnold423 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 20) |
posted May 03, 2000 10:54 PM
Theres nothing wrong with snorkling for some clambuterols. Ask my girl...lol...Funny shit guys. IP: Logged |
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NEWMAXX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 82) |
posted May 03, 2000 11:15 PM
Bump that Clam ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Triple H Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 55) |
posted May 03, 2000 11:37 PM
Thanks a lot guys, I am laughing so hard my wife just told me to put a cork in it. (She is trying to watch her tv show)--you guys know how women are with their stories. ha ha Triple H IP: Logged |
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krzysiu013 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 49) |
posted May 03, 2000 11:38 PM
i just wanna add another post just to see how high the number of replys gets on this subject HAHA chris IP: Logged |
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Mr H Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 207) |
posted May 03, 2000 11:44 PM
Geeez, this is still going on? HAHAHA!!! IP: Logged |
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thickness Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 16) |
posted May 03, 2000 11:50 PM
Hey why are you guys making fun of him? King Neptune is on it and he looks awesome, I think he might have stumbled on to something,Oh I'm sorry its his knuckles dragging on the floor. IP: Logged |
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deltman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 405) |
posted May 04, 2000 12:03 AM
I've passed this post up for a couple of days now.........man that was worth the read for sure. Christ, I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time. Who says BB can't be big and witty. I'll bet this bro is "all over" that search engine. deltman ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 230) |
posted May 04, 2000 12:25 AM
I want every bro to read this thread.....I know alot of our bros see the stupid ass title so they just past it up...it is our duty to not let our bros miss out on this one hahahaha......LOL BUMP IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 589) |
posted May 04, 2000 12:36 AM
where can I get some clam butter oil.....Anabolicum Mister you kill me......... I skipped this post but glad I finally read it Matt IP: Logged |
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mason Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 16) |
posted May 04, 2000 12:47 AM
bump - -FUNNY SHIT IP: Logged |
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Mr. Laredo Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 90) |
posted May 04, 2000 01:12 AM
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST EVER. I CAN"T STOP FUCKIN LAUGHING> HOW DO YOU GUYS THINK UP THIS FUNNY SHIT. IP: Logged |
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weez Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70) |
posted May 04, 2000 09:26 AM
BBBWWWWAAAAAAAAAA!! I'm dying over here. To the top for those who haven't had a chance to read... IP: Logged |
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conan69 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 700) |
posted May 04, 2000 09:28 AM
this definately takes first place in the flame of the newbie award damn i thought G had it some time ago but this is the top dog ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 230) |
posted May 04, 2000 11:49 AM
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BIG RICK ROCK Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 232) |
posted May 04, 2000 12:01 PM
Well bro if you are doing a cutting cycle you can stack clambuterol about 5 tads a day with Whalestrol one shot a day, and some primopoise Depot,about 200mg a week and do a lot of cardio, and also take clamid EOD to avoid Clamidia IP: Logged |
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Quarkey Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 117) |
posted May 04, 2000 12:06 PM
Bump!! No fuckin way...this shit is NUTS!!! IP: Logged |
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kevin Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 67) |
posted May 04, 2000 12:54 PM
clambuterol is great for you sex life too! Last night me and my girl had sex for the first time since I've been on it and I had the best clamax I've ever experienced!! IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 145) |
posted May 04, 2000 02:51 PM
i am laughing my ass of right now IP: Logged |
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SSMAN Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 144) |
posted May 04, 2000 03:00 PM
Fitnesschick If you laugh your ass off......I've heard you can build it back by stacking flipperplex and kelp SSMAN IP: Logged |
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bigal Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 16) |
posted May 04, 2000 03:14 PM
Personally I don't like the bearded clambuteral. I like it nice and clean so you can see what your getting. never know anymore. lol best post I've seen in a while. A couple of co-workers came into my office to see what i was laughing so loud about. IP: Logged |
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krzysiu013 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 49) |
posted May 04, 2000 03:24 PM
damn up to 63 replies!!!! haha chris IP: Logged |
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RAGING BULL Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 157) |
posted May 04, 2000 04:52 PM
Biglift don't listen to these people, they are pulling your leg bro. I have used Clambuterol in the past and I'll let you in on a little secret: Take a handful and then immediately dive into the ocean--THAT IS THE ONLY WAY THEY WILL WORK TO BURN UP BODYFAT!!!!!!!! It will do you absolutely NO GOOD on dry land. It must be the synergistic effect of the Clambuterol and sea water. Good Luck!! RAGING BULL IP: Logged |
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delts Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 12) |
posted May 04, 2000 04:56 PM
BigLift.......just go change your handle and start over. It'll be okay bro, we're all f*ckin' nuts here! And when you start a flame that big, there will be several on this board willing to "throw some gas" on it. Clambuterol...........that was beautiful! LOL delts ------------------ IP: Logged |
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hardrock Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 45) |
posted May 04, 2000 05:32 PM
get up there, this is too funny not to be read by everyone! IP: Logged |
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coyote977 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 194) |
posted May 04, 2000 06:09 PM
I'm allergic to clambuterol, does anyone know a substitute? IP: Logged |
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Big Brother Val Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 438) |
posted May 04, 2000 06:17 PM
Poor bastard gets roasted on his first post. Haven't seen one from him since. He'll probably resign on under another name. Probably thinks you guys are all a bunch of shitheads too. But don't let that get you down. Just remember the Clambuterol jingle: It's for when you look and feel like shit,
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Puc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 206) |
posted May 04, 2000 07:02 PM
YES BBV IT DID!!!! I can't let the thread end with that! Has anyone mentioned that it can cause gynoclamastia? IP: Logged |
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the mechanic Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 136) |
posted May 04, 2000 07:05 PM
Look what we have done......flame after flame, now we even have a jingle !! I think it is time for Ranger to give us a poem on the subject. Who says bbr`s are not refined and cultured ? I seriously can`t wait to get home just to see more from this post, positively the best as of yet ! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BETHEMAN1DAY Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 21) |
posted May 04, 2000 07:07 PM
SHIT....IT TOOK ME A HALF HOUR TO READ ALL OF THESE...WAY TOO DAMB FUNNY IP: Logged |
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denmaur Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 86) |
posted May 04, 2000 07:15 PM
Well then how about another receipt. Sautee one dozen testoysterones in 1 cup of flour and 3 tbsp. clambuterol until brown (to make the roux). Add some bay leaf and okra. When well done, pour over steamed muscles! Talk about an intense burn!! IP: Logged |
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powerbuilt Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 6) |
posted May 04, 2000 08:06 PM
DID SOMEONE SAY CLAMBUTEROL? LIST ME!!! THAT WORKS ALMOST AS GOOD AS SHRIMPSTENON! IP: Logged |
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Liv'n Large Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31) |
posted May 04, 2000 08:58 PM
Does anyone have pics of clambuterol? I think mine are fake!!!!! IP: Logged |
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thiassi Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 118) |
posted May 04, 2000 09:49 PM
You need to watch yourself I have seen a lot of fake clambuterol in TJ. I found a real one for about $50 and I had the time of my life. I don't know what I would have done if my clambuterol turned out to be a dickbuterol in clambuterol packaging. L8R IP: Logged |
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wade bravo Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 15) |
posted May 04, 2000 09:51 PM
LOL you stupid fuckers crack me up IP: Logged |
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SSMAN Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 144) |
posted May 04, 2000 11:59 PM
You really need to watch those TJ clambuterols.....they sneak up on you after 2 Coronas for 99 cents and a shot of tequila for free......and they pick your pockets dry!!! IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 230) |
posted May 05, 2000 12:09 AM
LOL, I get a huge kick every day just from reading this thread and the new responses.....LOL BUMP!!! IP: Logged |
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kevin Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 67) |
posted May 05, 2000 12:35 AM
this is in response to raging bull.... you can't just go telling a man to take the clambuterol and jump into the ocean to get it's full effects.. clambuterol is SEAsonal. Before he just goes a jumping, the weather needs to be just right.. so, go outside and see how the clamate feels first! Leave that detail out and someone will get hurt! You guys are pathetic.. lol IP: Logged |
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Vlad67 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 162) |
posted May 05, 2000 12:57 AM
is that what the E/C/A stack is? Escargot/clambuertol/Algae VK
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bigrand Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 38) |
posted May 05, 2000 01:10 AM
Bump i wanna hear more!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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kevin Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 67) |
posted May 05, 2000 01:23 AM
PS.. Biglift, if you DID go ahead and jump in the ocean without the clamate being just right, you're probably gonna start feeling really clammy. May even start hearing ringing in your ears.. this clamor will drive you nuts. If so, go to your Dr. immediately! He'll prescribe you a little declamycin that should have it cleared up in no time. Again raging bull, do your research before just posting incomplete info!! (tongue in cheek) IP: Logged |
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king89123 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 104) |
posted May 05, 2000 09:36 AM
THIS POST IS A CLASSIC! CLAM BUTTER OIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAS ANY 1 TRYED THAT WITH HOT SAUCE? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Kahn Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 65) |
posted May 05, 2000 10:32 AM
I don't think he's talking juice, Clam Beauty Oil is an Oil Of Olay beauty cream. It'll give your skin a pearly radiance. There is also a clam butter oil that is absolutely the best stuff to fry fish in or put on lobster. Although it is hard to beat an evening with Shrimpstenon sauteed in it. Have we worn this fucker out yet? Didn't think so....next. IP: Logged |
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massmarjim Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 106) |
posted May 05, 2000 10:47 AM
fucking dumbass IP: Logged |
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ralphe Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 2) |
posted May 05, 2000 11:17 AM
Has he figured it out yet? This clam butt oil is really some good stuff, but only use the imported, domestic is too harsh on the system....Asian clams are best.....this is too much!!!!!!!!!!! bet he learns to spell and spell check next time...if he ordered clambuterol wonder what his supplier sent him? IP: Logged |
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demaroid Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 226) |
posted May 05, 2000 11:28 AM
WOW! when I opened this thread a huge fireball came flying out of my screen and through my window burning down the post office behind me. I have to be more careful which posts I read from now on!!!lol ------------------ IP: Logged |
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icron411 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31) |
posted May 05, 2000 11:59 AM
bump..hahaha...good s*it! IP: Logged |
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denmaur Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 86) |
posted May 05, 2000 05:39 PM
Has anybody seen BigLift lately? I figure he's either in remedial spelling class or hinding under a clam shell. IP: Logged |
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