posted May 01, 2000 06:40 PM            

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Hey bros, My girl is, according to her doctor, 15-20lbs underweight, I know alot of girls think they would like to be that thin, but i mean, she looks like Ally Mcbeal or something and I hate that shit...I mean she is skinny as hell...what could I do to help her put on some weight, maybe get an ass while she's at it? As of now, all I can think of is to have her eat a peanut butter sandwich and an ensure or milk before bedtime( The old school shit, huh?. Any way, I also wouldn't want her growing a beard or anything like that either....so let's be conservative, ha ha! Thanks bros! Marauder out.

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posted May 01, 2000 06:51 PM            

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C'mon bros, don't yall want to help me be a Pygmalion( you know, that guy that built a statue of his dream girl, and it came to life..you get the picture..)? i'd really appreciate it! Thanks! Marauder out.

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posted May 01, 2000 06:53 PM            

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I had my wife on a 6 week cycle of primobolan tabs. She stuck to a high protien diet with one cheat day a week - all out junk food. She gained great muscle definition with about a 8 pound gain in weight. She had no side effects except it took a month or so for her periods to become normal again. All good was maintained. Good luck brother.

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posted May 01, 2000 06:57 PM            

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Thanks, bro, did she know it was primo? This girl is one of those rich pretty hos, that sure wouldn't want anybody to find out, ya know? Hell, I think i'll tell her it's fuckin Centrum or something..ha ha!Thanks bro!

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posted May 01, 2000 07:02 PM            

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Marauder,
if i could count the number of times i have been asked if I eat, you would shit yourself. I am 5'8, 115lbs, and have only started gaining weight since i have been working out. I would assume thats b/c fat weighs less than muscle. Make her eat carbs if u want her to gain weight that bad.

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posted May 01, 2000 07:58 PM            

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hey t-bird... where were those tabs from. have you ever heard of tabs from thailand?

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posted May 01, 2000 08:49 PM         

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Does she want to gain weight...or do you just want her to gain weight. If she doesn't and you do then maybe you need to get another girlfriend.

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posted May 01, 2000 08:50 PM            

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..you could buy her some 15lb boobs which would solve a couple problems...

VK

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posted May 01, 2000 08:53 PM            

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primo/anavar are good AS for women.

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posted May 01, 2000 08:55 PM            

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your girl probably has an eating disorder you don't know about. as long as she eats right she'll gain weight back.

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posted May 03, 2000 03:12 PM            

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Her doctor said she was i5 or 20lbs underweight, i'm concerned for her, I bust my own ass for a great physique, I just don't know how to get her turned on to the health thing...Hell, I don't mean she has to be hardcore or anything, I just don't her to be unhealthy, she claims she's not anorexic or anything...Oh well, thanks!

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posted May 03, 2000 03:28 PM         

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I would say to have her try to increase calories. A couple of Metrx daily will do the job(added to food). I don't think you should use any gear. The only time it's good for a women is if she's a bodybuilder. Would you want to take Female hormones?

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posted May 04, 2000 08:00 PM         

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same exxxaacctt prob with my girl. Did the same thing u tried maur. doesn't work. U want to do it discretely and make her know u think she is too skinny at the same time right?

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posted May 04, 2000 08:08 PM            

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Marauder,

Tell her how you feel. No point in trying to do a bunch of funny shit behind her back.

As long as she wants to be thin, you could give her fucking sust and it wouldn't change anything.....well Ok, but you getthe point.

Let her know what is on your mind, see how she reacts. If she can't deal with it, get a new girl.

Matt

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posted May 05, 2000 01:28 AM         

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ask her to start making a real effort to gain weight. Tell her how much you really don't like her being as skinny as she is. This is something that you will have to talk out with her to let her know that you care. Start using stuff like 2% milk with your food. Take her out to dinner more often. Find creative ways to get her to eat. Good luck and if all elso fails crush up some dbol tabs and start slipping them into her food, or squirt 50mg of winny juice on her frosted flakes every morning morning. that is sure to work

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