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Gyno-milker

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posted April 24, 2001 09:41 PM

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She went to Mexico for spring break and came back with a special B-day present. I was so happy I'm thinking of proposing.

"I just hid it in a rolled it in my sleeping bag baby" Smuggle tip #1

36 Sostenons umm did she go a little overboard?

I'll save the androil just for her....and the Xinical......Oily shits my ass....!!!

Total
36 s-250
1 bottle Laurabolin "um what's this hunny?"
12 bottles Winstrol
40 primobolan 50mg
100 tabs proviron
4 boxes Nolva
4 bottles roforvit-B
6 botles deca
200 tabs anavar
12 hcg? "she doesn't know"
4 boxes of Xinical "fuck that bitch wheres the Clen?

Total $712.00 american
Got a great deal when you buy in bulk....

and she drove it back we live 4 hours from the border. "Phoenix"

"Puerto Penasco baby"
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tbod1

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posted April 24, 2001 10:10 PM

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She's gonna be huge!


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atwa

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posted April 24, 2001 10:11 PM

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damn bro, you should be happy. thats a great lady you got there. shit, im happy as hell for you myself.


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VegasGuns

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posted April 24, 2001 10:12 PM

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Thats one hell of a lady! You better marry her pronto! Has she ever considered a life as
a profesional smuggler?


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bleedo

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posted April 24, 2001 10:13 PM

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...damn bro!...does she have any sisters?

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Anabolicum Mister

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posted April 24, 2001 10:26 PM

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First I would ask her if she wouldn't mind taking the andriol back.

Secondly, don't marry her. She is stupid for taking such a risk! - j/k


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BONZ^

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posted April 24, 2001 10:29 PM

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holy shit! I wish my gf could do that for me, instead she bitches about me using AS.


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Floater

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posted April 24, 2001 10:31 PM

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I only got one good question about this.....Where did she hide it at..........???...j/k your a lucky man


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Diablo

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posted April 24, 2001 10:34 PM

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Hey man does she have a sister? Hook a brother!
Diablo


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Medical Detective

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posted April 24, 2001 10:41 PM

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Lucky bastard,
Where in Mexico was she?
Cancun?
I just got back from P.V.
Everything was so overpriced.
That little bottle of Andriol was $42 and worthless,Sus was the only thing even worth it.
Please let us know how she managed to smuggle
that shit back. And give us an idea what she spent.
You are one lucky man
Take her to the Outback.
Enjoy


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Just_Grow

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posted April 24, 2001 10:53 PM

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if she has any sisters, thats some funny shit, bro you a lucky Man!


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Mimbrate1

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posted April 24, 2001 10:59 PM

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Damn! I thought my gf was cool for being willing to help me site inject my lats! Keep her but teach her not to be so damn risky!


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marky

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posted April 24, 2001 11:02 PM

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36! Damn bro where did she put them? Hey man,
you got your own personal gear mule! Lucky dude.


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StoneColdGold

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posted April 24, 2001 11:34 PM

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I'm calling BULLSHIT on this. I am a regular down in Rocky Point, and here is what I saw when down there just a few months ago.

First of all, the selection was for SHIT. Basically, all you could find was Primo and Ref-B. And I don't think there were 40 amps of Primo in the whole place. Even if there were, they run $14 per amp in Rocky Point. That alone should have run $560. Ref-B is $60 per vial. Thats another $320. Right now, you're at close to $900. The Sust redijects are $12 each. Even if you got them for $10, thats another $360. So now you're over $1200. The ONLY winny they sell in Rocky Point, by the way, is FAKE. It is the bunk Winthrop shit with the pink and white label. (actually, I saw one vial of Stanosus ONCE.) It runs in the neighborhood of $50 per vial. There's another $600. Now you're closing in on $2000. And thats without the Deca, Anavar, and HCG.

And there is NO WAY she got a deal for buying in bulk, as you said. First off, no farmacia is going to give you a roughly 66% discount, I don't care how much you buy. But even if an owner was that stupid, THERE IS NOT ONE FARMACIA IN ALL OF ROCKY POINT THAT CARRIES THAT MUCH GEAR!!!

BUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!


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Mass Monster

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posted April 24, 2001 11:38 PM

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Damn being called out! If it is true thats one hell of a woman!

Mass Monster


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pitboy

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posted April 25, 2001 01:16 AM

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whats hear phone number?


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E

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posted April 25, 2001 01:28 AM

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Careful bro... last time my friends girl brought him expensive gifts from mexico it was because she had TOO much fun in mexico..... getting meat injections.

E


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Zeke_B

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posted April 25, 2001 01:33 AM

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"Meat injections" LOL !!!!!!!!!


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thelegacy

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posted April 25, 2001 02:26 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by E:
Careful bro... last time my friends girl brought him expensive gifts from mexico it was because she had TOO much fun in mexico..... getting meat injections.

E



This guy might be right-but anyways can i borrow her for awhile.


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BerkeleyJuice

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posted April 25, 2001 02:34 AM

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Where did anybody say anything about Rocky Point?


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StoneColdGold

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posted April 25, 2001 03:48 AM

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He said "Puerto Penasco." That is spanish for "Rocky Point."


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big4rt

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posted April 25, 2001 07:30 AM

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See, you should have never accepted such a gift from her! Now all she's gonna want is SEX SEX SEX! j/k

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Jan

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posted April 25, 2001 07:44 AM

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Girlfriend from my friend once called me a week before his birthday and bought for him: 20 Extrabolin, 20 Enantate, 300 Winstrol tabs, 300 Oxandrolone tabs, 30.000 IU HCG and some Omnadren and Clenbuterol I think.

I packaged it to a box from Puzzle and you can imagine how he was surprised when he opened it at the bar where we were celebrating his birthday.

He did not want to drink anything, he was affraid of loosing his gift !!!

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Bubba

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posted April 25, 2001 07:57 AM

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Cannot wait for you to reply to StoneColdGold.

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nyironman

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posted April 25, 2001 07:58 AM

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bump


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Bootyshaker

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posted April 25, 2001 09:09 AM

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I would have to say bullshit as well.

This sounds like a luvs story to me.

BTW I love the meat injections joke!!

Bwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!


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Your_Moms_Kneepads

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quote:
Originally posted by StoneColdGold:
I'm calling BULLSHIT on this. I am a regular down in Rocky Point, and here is what I saw when down there just a few months ago.

First of all, the selection was for SHIT. Basically, all you could find was Primo and Ref-B. And I don't think there were 40 amps of Primo in the whole place. Even if there were, they run $14 per amp in Rocky Point. That alone should have run $560. Ref-B is $60 per vial. Thats another $320. Right now, you're at close to $900. The Sust redijects are $12 each. Even if you got them for $10, thats another $360. So now you're over $1200. The ONLY winny they sell in Rocky Point, by the way, is FAKE. It is the bunk Winthrop shit with the pink and white label. (actually, I saw one vial of Stanosus ONCE.) It runs in the neighborhood of $50 per vial. There's another $600. Now you're closing in on $2000. And thats without the Deca, Anavar, and HCG.

And there is NO WAY she got a deal for buying in bulk, as you said. First off, no farmacia is going to give you a roughly 66% discount, I don't care how much you buy. But even if an owner was that stupid, THERE IS NOT ONE FARMACIA IN ALL OF ROCKY POINT THAT CARRIES THAT MUCH GEAR!!!

BUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!



Arent there any vet clinics in Rocky Point? $60 for a bottle of refovit? Christ domestic sources sell it for that or LESS. Place sounds like a fucking waste of time and a shithole. I'd skip and go to a larger town.

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juiceHOP

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posted April 25, 2001 11:36 AM

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It's like that commersial when the girl smashes the foster's can off her forhead.

KEEPER!


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StoneColdGold

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posted April 25, 2001 01:14 PM

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Kneepads-- You are right, the place is a shit hole. I hate it down there. But it's convenient for AZ guys, and more comfortable than Nogales because its farther from the border.


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Gyno-milker

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I thought it was a good story that didn't need to be backed up with fuckin receipts and swearing to the fuckin bible assholes. Heres the lowdown
My girlfriend got a steal of a deal. She bought it off some guys for about half of what's it's worth cause they were too chicken shit to cross the border with it after they bought a shit load of stuff. The driver said if they were planning on smuggleing sauce north of the border they could walk their sorry asses all the way home. Guess they could'nt get an international cab. As for what they have in Rocky Point "as I can attest" You can never expect to get that much gear by going to one pharmacy. Spend a couple of days down there go to multiple pharmacies "always pay cash only it's cheaper" As far as the androil my girl simply gave them all her money for all their gear. Sorry guys next time get more reliable transportation.

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assbeater

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posted April 25, 2001 02:11 PM

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lucky mutherfucker!!!!!!! that's awsome bro


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ROIDRANGER

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posted April 25, 2001 02:16 PM

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so anyway does she have a sister or not???

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StoneColdGold

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posted April 25, 2001 10:01 PM

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Well, that sounds more reasonable, I guess. I stand corrected.

Why would those guys take such a loss on their gear? If they had any brains, they'd have just walked around selling it to all the obvious meatheads in R.P. on spring break.


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