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JUSTINCREDBOL

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 74
From:SAN JOSE, CA.
Registered: Mar 2001

posted April 21, 2001 05:01 PM

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Date: April 21, 2001 01:10 AM
Author: freeze ([email protected])
Subject: here goes

okay..some of you are going to laugh and flame me but that's fine..you see ever since i was in highschool..my girlfriends have always laughed about my penis thickness... my penis is about 10 inches long but only an inch thick..so i have been the laughing stock of many women..especially with my bulging muscles from years of weight training and steroid abuse...it really looks out of proportion..so one day i decided FUCK THIS im tired of being a pencil dick, i emailed and consulted my personal hero..Gregg Valentino..and asked him what to do about it...he told me to inject synthol directly into my cock! but to be careful not to hit a vein..well ive been injecting 8 cc's into my cock a day...4 cc's in the base and 4 cc's in the head, for about 3 weeks..well at first i noticed a great swelling in width...even my girlfriend commented when she was giving me a blowjob, about how full, and luscious my cock was becoming...but then the problems seeped in....i now have a horrible pulsating pain in my cock...i cannot even have orgasms...i also have a thick brown discharge from my penis when i pee or ejaculate, i could live with this, but the worst yet!! my penis has broken into hives! it looks like i rubbed poison ivy all over my cock .... it hurts like a mother! oooh boy! the only way i make the pain subside is to pop about 4 percocet and dowse my balls in ice cold water...guys how can i get this synthol out of my penis?? ive emailed Gregg Valentino but he has never responded.....GREGG HELP!!!!

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Kodesh

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posted April 21, 2001 05:19 PM

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Heh, and i am debating with myself to shot or not to shot synthol in my calfs here...

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badazzwhitedude

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 71
From:Cordova, TN, USA
Registered: Apr 2001

posted April 21, 2001 05:20 PM

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omg

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juiceHOP

Amateur Bodybuilder

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posted April 21, 2001 05:27 PM

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WOW!

ptRICK

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posted April 21, 2001 05:34 PM

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this really isn't hilarious...you need to see a doc or plastic specialist..sounds like u got a serious infection

JUSTINCREDBOL

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 74
From:SAN JOSE, CA.
Registered: Mar 2001

posted April 21, 2001 05:43 PM

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THAT'S AS BAD AS THE GUY WHO DID BUTT RIM SHOTS OF A.S.

bz savage

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 62
From:walnut creek
Registered: Dec 2000

posted April 21, 2001 06:11 PM

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i hope your not serious...hero = gregg valentino..this has to be a joke

SUST-MAN

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 464
From:CRESSKILL, NJ
Registered: Jul 2000

posted April 21, 2001 06:13 PM

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into the head of your penis???

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kimchee

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posted April 21, 2001 06:18 PM

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OUCH!!!!!!!!!

Si|vio

Elite Bodybuilder

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From:...
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posted April 21, 2001 06:22 PM

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you guys are must be brain dead to believe this story. idiots.

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atwa

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 144
From:w.v.
Registered: Apr 2001

posted April 21, 2001 07:57 PM

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there isnt someone that dumb out there.

lomaximo

Pro Bodybuilder

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posted April 21, 2001 08:02 PM

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Gotta love 8th grade humor.....why even post shit like this....

Lomaximo

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women are the most beautiful creatures on earth.....it's a shame most of them are fucked in the head.

lomaximo

Pro Bodybuilder

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posted April 21, 2001 08:07 PM

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Oh yeah, JUSTINCREDBOL.....I wasn't referring to you, I was referring to the author of the post

lomaximo

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women are the most beautiful creatures on earth.....it's a shame most of them are fucked in the head.

Black Hamma

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From:Firey Depths of Hell
Registered: Apr 2001

posted April 21, 2001 10:37 PM

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Yeah...rrriiiigggghhhttt

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ROIDJUNKIE

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 134
From:USA
Registered: Mar 2001

posted April 21, 2001 10:51 PM

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LOL......greg is a joke!

E

Pro Bodybuilder

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posted April 21, 2001 11:11 PM

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Anyone read that article about the gay bodybuilinding party scene? Supposedly there was a guy at that party who injected his dick with synthol for real.