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 ***Mr. America's Twin Sister***
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What's up fellas. Had to tell about Mr. America's twin sister. You know that you all have one at your gym. Well, I have been working at this one place for about 3 years now, and EVERY FUCKING DAY, a woman we have all coined as "Hatchet Face" hits the place 2 to 3 times a day. This lady is about 5'6", 150 lbs. @ I would say 35% bodyfat or so. Somewhere, someone told her that she looked good in spandex (spandex was not made for everyone) so she goes to the gym, her 2 to 3 times a day, wearing exactly what she wears EVERYDAY. Violet leggings with a green, I guess they are called, leotard thong. You hear me right. The thong is worn, the violet i think was a bright red at one point and she ALWAYS looks like she just got out of bed. (I am glad we can all laugh since all of us here are good looking!) Anyway, normally all of this wouldn't be so bad, right? Well this girl thinks that she is the cat's ass. She will walk up to mirrors and stare at her ass, adjust her thong, and stuff like that. She will do walking lunges, EVERY TIME THAT I SEE HERE THERE, around the free weight area. No bullshit. You could be doing some deads in front of a mirror in a power rack and Hatchet Face would find a way to get in between you and the mirror. Her form is so bad, it looks like she is walking a tight rope with a monkey on her back after a few shots of tequila. Don't get me wrong...If the thong fits, WEAR IT. This girl is the laughing stock of the gym and although everyone is looking at her, laughing their asses off, she goes on assuming that everyone there are pigs ogling at her. She has even gone so far as to complain to management about the "so-called" harrassment. Sorry for taking up so much space but I know you all have had the same shit happen at your place. Just felt like ranting a bit. Later fellas.     |
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posted April 19, 2001 01:33 PM