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 ****TODAY AT THE GYM****sorry but have to tell you guys***
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Olympian 
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ok i wokeup to today in around 8..i ate then went to the gym...around 10.....i walk in and who do i run into....MR.USA...(ok if you guy didnt read the story about mr.usa he is 6feet3in...around 140-150 pounds,and he wears a little underwear with his tanktop tucked in the underwear and the underwear has the american flag on it..so that is why i call him mr.usa..)......ok anyways i walk in and there he was...and yell 'hey kid!'..iam like damn!!so i walk over to him and he starts to tell me that summer is coming and he needs to get in shape..."better shape" that is.i was thinking he well gain weight cuz he is only around 140-150 at 6feet3in...and he said he needs to get more cut..i was like ok...and he said when you want to get really cut you trim down..and i was like ok....and he said.....*READ THIS VEY SLOW***he said he well go down to around 130 ,dont forget that he is 6feet3in tall....i was like shit....shit bro shit...why...i didnt know what to say....so he left then and i ask the gym owner if he was telling the truth and the gym owner said YES!damn..so there iam workingout...and i see him doing his workout he was workingout his shoulders...ok guys look what he was doing....he was shoulder pressing the bar with 10 pound plates on each side and after a set of press he would SUPERSET jumpingjacks with them!!!wow....and i just sat down and starting thinking....and oh ya i forgot to tell you that he was wearing his trademark outfit...YES you guessed it...the same little underwear and his tanktop tucked in the underwear....reall guys its a real underwear he wears to the gym.....and anyways there he is superseting press with jumpingjack for 30 reps...and after the gets doen with 4 or 5 sets of press and jumpingjacks he yell a cross the gym....HEY KID!!!!!i was like fuck!!!come here!!!you wnat to get big?!!come here...so i went there and he told me this...."i saw you doing your chest on monday...and try this...i said ok....after each set of benchpress do jumpingjacks for 30 reps.....wow!!!!!guys this guy is not bullshitting.....so i just left did my workout and after my last set i was putting the weights away he comes running and says dont leave!!!!!workout with me.... i was like no sir iam done...hav eto go home...NO!!!he said..you wnat to get big summer is around the coner and the ladies wnat to see the hardbody guys cut...so you dont let the laides down..and he told me to do what he is doing....he told me to wacth him first so i sat down and wacthed...........here is what he was doing..........he was running around the gym fast as hell...and he would stop realy quick and fall on the ground and jump back up and start doing jumpingjacks....he told me to do that 5 times..non stop...so he made me get up and he said run behind me....so we started running and when he turned the coner i ran out of the gym!!!!ok i have to go bak to the gym....and this guy well shit...he well yell a lot.....!!!!!and he workouts for 3-4 hours a day...and he wants me to do the same thing....stop my workouts and do his...hell no...what can i tell him...i tried everything i even tried to go to the gym at different times..but dose not help...and lastweek he told me that "ladies want to lick his thighs".....cuz they are in such good shape.....dont forget that he is 140-150 about to be 130 at 6feet3in tall....and his chest is 9in around.....and forgot to add when he runs he makes his kness touch his chin...he makes them go up real high.....oh ya he said he well get me the same outfit that he wears to the gym.....HELP!!!! ------------------     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 249 |
Ultra, Haha that sucks man! We have a lot of people like that in the gym. They come more to gym to talk, and show off then to work out. The funny thing they dont have that much to show off!
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Mutant   
Posts: 3517 |
GodDAMN...I don't know why the gym attracts such weirdos.. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 602 |
Sounds like you got a friend.  At least you friend didn't bump your arm while you was benching 150lb dumbells. And almost make you drop one on your head. That's what friends are for. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 941 |
Now that I'm back from throwing up... Don't be too hard on him. I was 6'2" and weighed 125 lbs. when I was a sophomore in highschool. 1/2 inch taller now, and 100 lbs heavier, I look back on that time and cringe. I was never a complete loser like this guy... but my physique was the same. At this rate, he'll never go anywhere. Poor guy. And I feel great for you, though Ultra. You'll be called MR. ULTRA-USA!! You guys can tag team the gym, spot each other, train together, wash eachothers asses... you know... gym stuff. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 331 |
LMAO!! ok that seriously is some funny shit righ there. Ya know I might even pay money to see that! and frackel, you said it best. I think damn near every gym has there own kind of weirdos in them. In mine theres this guy we call "chalk eater" lol, but thats another story. i gotta get to class now underguy77 ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
Damn man-if I were you I would buy a damn disquise like a mustach or something. This guy sounds a little fruity to me and he might be trying to work into you! J/K but if he tries to grab your balls or anything hit him over the head. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 48 |
My gym is no exception. I was pumping iron and giving it my all (grunting and everything), and I go to the bathroom to the urinal, and while I am taking a leak, this wierd ass guy who I don't even know is taking a leak next to me, and he looks at me and says,"yeah, I'm wore out too." Who said I was wore out? I am just giving it my all! And why wait to tell me while I am in my moment of relief? I just looked at him funny, and walked out!!! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 45 |
We need a pic! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 45 |
You were way too "Ultranice" to that dude. I might of snapped that twig, or at the very least melvined that freak. Next time give him an "Ultrawedgie", you'll fell better. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 96 |
Next time he comes up to you grab a 45 pound plate and whack him over the head with it!!!! I think this kid is gay and wants a piece of you LOL just kidding ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 24 |
LMFAO! Pure Comedy! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 59 |
wow! that was some very funny shit But, hey he sounds like he is really ruining your workouts! I would really tell him to fuck off! You go to the gym to work out not to socialize!! how the hell is he allowed into the gym in underwear... that is crazy.. Gear | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 164 |
LMAO.....I actually laughed out loud when I read the part about you rounding a corner and heading right out the door!! I'm all for being cordial and humoring people sometimes...but you are TOO nice!! I would never be able to take him ruining my training...and I would NEVER have ran with him!! LMAO!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 43 |
WHERE DID THIS GUY COME FROM(ETHEOPIA)OR SOMETHING..DAMN MAN SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS A EATING DISSORDER,BELEMIA,ANOREXIC,CRACK HEAD. HE NEEDS A 1 GALLON SUSTANON IV BAG HOOKED UP TO HIS ASS><><><><<>><><><<>< | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 32 |
You gotta completely ignore this guy. I had a similar experience a couple years ago when some kid who was younger than kept trying to "hang out" with me at the gym. I just completely ignored him for like a week and he got the picture. Its rough but he's going to screw up your training bro. | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 3 |
Look extremely pissed, and no one will talk to you.... use the intimidation factor | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 317 |
I love waking up and reading shit like this, it's better than the comic section in the sunday paper. Thanks Ultra for starting my day out right. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 345 |
I find it weird that he keeps taking about the "ladies". Maybe he knows he looks gay, and is insecure, or he might just be trying to get a piece of you... Who knows. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
too funny bro! guys like that who do stupid ass routines i just shake my head at them and try to ignore them completely. it's not that i'm a snob, but i can't deal with people like that, they drive insane! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 155 |
Surprised.... you shouldn't be. There are wierdos like that in every gym. Just ignore them, and eventually they leave. If he continues to harass you , just ask the gym management to talk to him. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 165 |
Tell him if he don't leave you alone,you will take those jumpingjacks and stick them straight up his candyass! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1369 |
Ultra - when you talk about this dude I crack up, funny as hell!! I can only imagine what was going through your mind when this freak was trying to get you to run around the gym behind his skinny underwear wearing ass Mass Monster | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1661 |
this guy i weird.....when ihe told me to run with him i just turned to coner and ran out...and the gym owner called me up and said he was looking for me...damn!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 234 |
this is some of the funniest shit I've ever read... I can just picture this guy! as they say on "the simpson's" you've got a homersexual on your hands. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 60 |
LMMFAO! You sound like you don't wanna hurt the guys feelings so treat it like its a girl your dumping i.e. just be sensitive to her I mean his feelings! HAHA! Good luck, I had a guy at my work who wouldn't leave me alone and if I knocked him out I'd be fired but I told him if he ever tried to grab me again, and yes I said tried to grab me again, I'd kiil'em. He doesn't speak to me now! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 14 |
Put on some headphones and get on with your workout. I hate people that come to the gym to socialize especially the social rejects. What i do is pull my hat down low to avoid eye contact, and start pipeing the Rage Against The Machine in my ears, everyone has to realize you are ther to work-it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 743 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ------------------ I am Conan, the Ironbarbarian back from the deep dark hell! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 36 |
Headphones. Yes! And sunglasses too. I wear both all the time, even if I'm not playing any music and nobody ever talks to me. Probably won't work for you now since he thinks your his friend, but it'll help keep the future knee-to-chin, cardio-beanpole dandies away from you down the road. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 132 |
Post a picture of this guy, its sounds so funny. Just wouldn't let him catch you snapping the shot might get the wrong idea. might no he will get the wrong idea. |
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posted April 19, 2001 12:38 PM
