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Holz61

Cool Novice

Posts: 30
From:Blacksburg,VA,USA
Registered: Feb 2001

posted April 18, 2001 11:28 AM

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Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last
year

Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet?
It's the 535 membersof the United States Congress. The same group of people that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

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Spunky

Freak

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From:USA
Registered: Jun 2000

posted April 18, 2001 11:30 AM

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lol

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Kahn

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 950
From:Mi/Md
Registered: Apr 2000

posted April 18, 2001 11:36 AM

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Wow, I'm going to go to work and quit. I am going into politics, I didn't know it was that much fun.

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HARDBODY48

Cool Novice

Posts: 38
From:BAYONNE, NJ
Registered: Apr 2001

posted April 18, 2001 11:39 AM

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LOL, HOW COME I'M NOT SURPRISED. THIS COUNTRY IS A CES-POOL. GREAT STAT BUDDY!

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kingjohn

Amateur Bodybuilder

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Registered: Jan 2001

posted April 18, 2001 11:42 AM

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hahahahahahaha!

non of em got busted from ordering ovreseas?

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