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ajc

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posted April 13, 2001 04:44 PM

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The Infamous Newbie Post

(links updated 4/3/01)

To ALL NEWBIES: THIS IS NOT TO FLAME YOU, BUT TO MAKE YOU MORE AWARE AND KNOWLEDGEABLE!

1) DO NOT POST ASKING FOR A SOURCE!!!! Hang around a while and read the info on the board. Get to know people on the board and you will get pointed in the right direction. IT TAKES TIME!

2) Before you order from a source, check these scammers lists and make sure your source is not on there. If after you have done that and you�re still in doubt, please email a moderator to check out your source.

2a)If you are a source, dont bother posting for business, it is clearly against the board's policy and you will either get deleted(if you are lucky) or flamed into oblivion by the rest of the board (not fun for you).
SCAMMER listing: (beware not all are located on these list, only those who have been reported) http://www.steroidworld.com/scam.htm


3) Read the info on different types of steroids and what they do. Also you will be able to learn quantities you should take of them as well. Some of these sites do list cycles for them. Put something together once you have researched and finally decided what you want to use. Post your cycle on the board and ask for a critique of that cycle you put together. You will be surprised of those who will help you out!


Here are some sites you can check out to learn some info on A.S.:

Profiles: http://profiles.elitefitness.com - AJC's Site http://www.anabolic-androgenic-steroids.com/steroid-profiles/index.htm http://www.anabolicreview.com/drugprof.htm

Pics: http://e2.elitefitness.com

Injection Info & Syringes: http://2thick.elitefitness.com

Scammer List: http://www.steroidworld.com/scam.htm (beware not all are located on these list, only those who have been reported)

4) Still, don�t post asking anything just yet. ON this page, above the posts is a button that reads SEARCH! Use this first. Put in your keywords (i.e... sus250, deca) and read the topics that come up on the subject your looking for answers on. More then likely it probably has already been answered. Read all the post possible, so you can obtain some knowledge on the subject your interested in. TRUST ME, it will be a big benefit if you did so.

5) Here are a couple of things NOT to do on this board:

DO NOT post a message asking for a source! DO NOT post questions you did not research first!

DO NOT list scammers on the board. If you do you better have a way to back it up! EMAIL A MONITOR FIRST, with the details!

DO NOT ask STUPID questions!

6) Things to do on this board:

DO READ, READ, READ!

DO EMAIL a moderator when in doubt. (You can find their email address on the top left hand corner.)

DO make friends here.

DO enjoy this board. YOU WILL BECOME ADDICTED TO IT!! ...Everyone here will admit to that. I KNOW I WILL!

DO Search for you question first before posting. There are 10,000+ posts on this board. Very possible you r question has been answered already.

DO Read a couple of pages of the board to get some knowledge of the board and on A.S.

7)Where to get syringes and how to inject yourself.. good information provided by 2Thick : http://2thick.elitefitness.com

8) Last but not least: We would like to say Welcome to ELITE FITNESS!!ITNESS BOARD. It is the best you will find around, and it has the most knowledgeable people here. Introduce yourself and ENJOY!

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Visit my website at http://profiles.elitefitness.com for up to date A.S. info.

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Newbies: Don't bother emailing me for source checks. I don't do the mail order thing, so I am not the right guy to ask.


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Green

Freak

Posts: 2349
From:Gilbert, Az.
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posted April 13, 2001 04:50 PM

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Oh who do you think you are?
think you own the place?
How old are you?
How heavy are you?
LOL

Couldn't resist.

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RIP IT OFF AND TAKE IT HOME BECAUSE I'M NOT TAPPING!!!


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ajc

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posted April 13, 2001 04:53 PM

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You forgot one.

How long is it?


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Green

Freak

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posted April 13, 2001 05:02 PM

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LOL!


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Zeke_B

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posted April 13, 2001 05:08 PM

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That's too much to read!!! Look man, all
I want is a source. At this rate I'll be
fifteen before I find one. If you don't
give me what I want, I'm gonna tell my mom.


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Johnny V

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posted April 13, 2001 05:12 PM

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On a serious note, I have been a member of this board for about a month and must say thanks to AJC. It was a helpful post.


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ajc

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posted April 13, 2001 05:23 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by ajc:
You forgot one.

How long is it?


...and girth. Can't forget about girth.


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Big Buck

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posted April 13, 2001 05:26 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Zeke_B:
That's too much to read!!! Look man, all
I want is a source. At this rate I'll be
fifteen before I find one. If you don't
give me what I want, I'm gonna tell my mom.

LMFAO....


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ironbarbarian

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 679
From:THE DEEP DARK HELL!
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posted April 13, 2001 06:36 PM

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THIS I DO AGREE WITH AND WILL BUMP. GOOD POST. I ADMIRE THE TIME YOU TOOK TO DO THIS.

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I am Conan, the Ironbarbarian back from the deep dark hell!


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Onadrol

Amateur Bodybuilder

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posted April 13, 2001 07:41 PM

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DUDE, YOUR 150LBS. My gym bag weights more than that! What is the point? Well, the 150lbs guys is calling everyone a newbie.


Well at least I cleaned it up.



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MUSTANG_18

Freak

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From:canada
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posted April 13, 2001 07:47 PM

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BUMP FOR THE NEWBIES TO READ!

M18

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quenepo

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posted April 13, 2001 07:49 PM

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Bump......
Why is your name in every post?How you do it

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oldbiker

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posted April 13, 2001 08:13 PM

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AJC ...Thanks allot... A BB that comes with an operators manual. I'm in heaven, more reading...shit my brain hurts.
;-)


OB

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Twiggy

Amateur Bodybuilder

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posted April 13, 2001 10:54 PM

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Bump!

btw, do you guys know where I can score some of that MuscleTech I've been hearing so much about? I've looked for ten minutes already and can't find a legit source for it ANYWHERE!


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