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ajc

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posted April 12, 2001 06:40 PM

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The lack of carbs (and therefore patience) is making me a little snappy today, so watch the stupid questions.

If you ask a stupid question, and then I break my foot off knee deep in your ass...Well, go fuck yourself cuz I'm not apologizing for shit.

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JohnnyO

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posted April 12, 2001 06:46 PM

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lol .. i'm going to be carb depleted next week. I'm libal to delete stupid questions.


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ajc

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posted April 12, 2001 06:48 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by JohnnyO:
lol .. i'm going to be carb depleted next week. I'm libal to delete stupid questions.

Is the term oral deca on the stupid questions list?


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kingjohn

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posted April 12, 2001 06:52 PM

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AJC-

that tuna salad recipe and sugar free jello suggestion I gave you just doesn't cut it when you're leaning up huh?

Good Luck bro


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Mass Monster

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posted April 12, 2001 07:00 PM

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depleating carbs = stupid newbies hurt! I may not be carb depleating but I am on plenty of test and I will be all over these stupid newbies in a second if all these dumb posts keep poping up!

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ajc

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quote:
Originally posted by kingjohn:
AJC-

that tuna salad recipe and sugar free jello suggestion I gave you just doesn't cut it when you're leaning up huh?

Good Luck bro


That and the Orange Roughy help tastewise, but due to the low carb intake I basically feel like dogshit for lack of a better term.


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ROIDRANGER

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posted April 12, 2001 07:27 PM

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here ya, im back on and have been doing the low-to no carb thing for almost 2 wks now....snappy you say--yeah just a little on-top of feeling like doo-doo...

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Yll

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posted April 12, 2001 07:31 PM

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HEY ROIDRANGER.Are you doing any cardio on your no carb diet.Ive been on keto 2 weeks.Seems im maintaining muscle but fat loss is slow.How are you doing


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Fonz

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quote:
Originally posted by ajc:
Is the term [b]oral deca on the stupid questions list?

[/B]


Hey ASSMUNCHER, oral deca exists, GO LOOK IT
UP!!!!

I'm on a CKD can't you tell....LOL

Godspeed


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The_Eviscerator

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posted April 12, 2001 07:36 PM

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Ahhh, once you get into ketosis you will be a big softie. I feel like shit at first too, until I start pissing ketones.

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ajc

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quote:
Originally posted by Fonz:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by ajc:
[b] Is the term [b]oral deca
on the stupid questions list?

[/B]


Hey ASSMUNCHER, oral deca exists, GO LOOK IT
UP!!!!

I'm on a CKD can't you tell....LOL

Godspeed[/B][/QUOTE]


I was wondering if it works as a suppository. That way you can take your oral deca and stick it up your ass.


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wrw

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posted April 12, 2001 07:38 PM

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uh.... what are carrrrbbbssss.anyway!hee heee


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Fonz

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quote:
Originally posted by ajc:

I was wondering if it works as a suppository. That way you can take your oral deca and stick it up your ass.



Really? Then I'll just shit it out and feed you the
remnants for breakfast. Hows that for low-carb.
....Hehe...

Damn man, no carbs=can't sleep worth shit, irritable
all day etc... you know the feeling.

Godspeed


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ajc

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Yes, this sucks bad. I'm tired as shit and yesterday was my day off from training. I got 9.5 hours of sleep last night and still feel like crap. It's not like I'm doing the no carb thing. I just dropped them down to about 80-100 grams per day. I'm starting to wonder if I should bump them up to 150 or so.


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bigkraut

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posted April 12, 2001 07:51 PM

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Yeah, you do feel like crap for a while when you start to diet. It takes me about 3 weeks to get used to a low carb regimen. I never had roid rage, but diet rage is another thing. I want to kick a bone clean out of somebody's ass for the first couple of weeks. It sucks!


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ironbarbarian

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posted April 12, 2001 08:02 PM

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TAKE THIS LIKE A FLAME IF YOU WANT BUT IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN THIS GAME FOR A LONG TIME(EVEN IF YOU HAVE BEEN HERE FOR A LONG TIME, IF YOU WANT TO STAY EVEN LONGER) YOU BETTER CORRECT THAT MIND-SET. YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO CONTROL YOURSELF AND NOT LET LITTLE THINGS GET INTO YOUR MIND..., ONLY LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS GET PISSED WITH A SIMPLE CARB-DEPLETING DIET. ENOUGH SAID.

OUT.

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Trevdog

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HAHAHA! I thought your post was pretty funny. I jumped on your ass a few days ago for flaming the crap out of some young guy. You probably bit my head off in response? Good luck with the dieting.


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Onadrol

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Hey everyone watch out, or little AJC will hurt us. Ya right, I did not know you needed to diet when you are only 150lbs soaking wet. What are you trying to see you internal organs when you look in the mirror?


You see AJC, you fuck me with I fuck with you.


What are you done with your mother already.



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solidspine

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posted April 12, 2001 09:30 PM

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If I had a tumor I would name it AJC


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Onadrol

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finally someone who's got my back. Thanks SOLID this guy AJC, really is an ass. He is what I see everyday, when I look in the toilet. HAHAHAH.


AJC, BRING YOUR MOM OVER, ALL ME AND MY FRIENDS WANT TO THROW ONE IN HER!!!!

Last post I will make about this jerkoff. Again mods I apologize, but I really think this was long over due.


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thermo

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posted April 12, 2001 10:13 PM

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let me in on this tuna salad recipe, im sick of eating fat ass chicken breats every day that taste like sheet.


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Stugats

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Stop your goddamned whining. All you fucking heros who are carb depleting do it yourself and give everybody a fucking break. You don't impress anyone but yourselves. Try a banana split enema.


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Fonz

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quote:
Originally posted by Stugats:
Stop your goddamned whining. All you fucking heros who are carb depleting do it yourself and give everybody a fucking break. You don't impress anyone but yourselves. Try a banana split enema.


Is that statement directed at me?

Godspeed


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DDT2356

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posted April 13, 2001 01:14 AM

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y are ironbarbarian and littlesavage34 always so mean on this board???


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thelegacy

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posted April 13, 2001 01:22 AM

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Hey ajc--I have a question-can you really drink winny?


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Threefingerbob

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Ill take that banana split. Im fuckin starvin.


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ajc

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I guess I was a little harsh to a few dumb newbies.

Onadrol, We don't like guys like you who talk shit on the computer.


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ajc

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quote:
Originally posted by Stugats:
Stop your goddamned whining. All you fucking heros who are carb depleting do it yourself and give everybody a fucking break. You don't impress anyone but yourselves. Try a banana split enema.

Not a good first post. The reason we do this is to look good...you know? Bodybuilding & Fitness? Not looking like the average joe? I guess you wouldn't know anything about that.

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MUSTANG_18

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GOOD LUCK DIETING AJC! I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, I AM A GRUMPY MOFO WHEN DIETING AS WELL. I AM BULKING RIGHT NOW(STILL) AND I AM HAPPY

M18

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jdismukes

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posted April 13, 2001 03:49 PM

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ajc good luck with the diet, get ripped!


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Big Buck

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wzup AJC...ignore the punk ass newbies (they know everything..LOL) Hope your dieting down goes good, and keep pimpin dem hoes homie!!!


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ajc

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quote:
Originally posted by Big Buck:
keep pimpin dem hoes homie!!!

That's the idea. LOL


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