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ultragainz

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posted April 11, 2001 11:33 PM

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ok i posted this story about this guy in my gym..the story in under the post name "about the post strangest people in your gym".............ok Mr.USA was in the gym today ...my friend called me up there and i was in the gym walking around and who walks in MR.USA.....the guy was wearing the same little underwear with the picture of the american flag....i think he give america a bad name cuz of his underwear....the guy had a black wifebeater on and it was tucked in.....and i saw him doing the same act he was sitting with his legs wide open....for the ones who dont know he is around 6 feet 3in and around 140-150 pounds...what can i tell him.....and he always give me weird looks....and guess what he told me last week that i forgot to add to my last story.....he said if i lift to heavy i well break myself.....i was squating 405 for resp and i nthe middle of my reps he put his hand on my shoulder and told me that during the squat!i was pissed off but didnt say anything....and he always tell poeple in th gym how to pck up girls.....and my friend saw him in a car wash..the ones where oyu wash the car and he was wearing NO SHIRT!!!!!..and tight paints to show off his skinny little legs.....and in the gym he wears his mr.usa underwear.....look guys its a real underwear and it is really small like a real underwear.....and his skinny liegs are hanging out all over the place.....and that wifebeated tucked in the underwear....oh man.....its crazy.....what the hell can i tell him....and he thinks he know a lot about DIET!!!and training!!!and he trys to give me anmy friends and some other people tips.....and to day he was doing his jumpindjacks.....and runnning around the gy...and today he did a new thing down up...you know like how football players to they run and fall on the ground and get back up real quick and run some more...well he was doing them...and getting in my friends way when he was deadlifting.....and guess what he said when he bumped into my friend when he was getting up with the weight....kid het out of my way cant you see iam trining!!!!!!!!oh boy...i need some help here.....and he workedout lastnight for 1 hour extra after the gym closed the gym owner told me...he made the gym owner stay after the gym closed for 1 hour so he can finsh his jumping jacks...and so long with god bless america with his american flag underwear...OH SHIT...fogot he also said that he has a mean chest...he thinks he has the best chest when his chest is about 15in around..he told my friend that to tell me that..and we all should workout with him someday...hell no for 2-4 hours and those jumping jacks.and running and down ups ...damn.......

here is the story if you didnt see it.......


well that post is locked but i wanted to post there but could not cuz its locked....its cool so i just tell my story here.....well in my gym about 3-4 years ago and well never forget this....there was this guy about 6 feet 3in maybe alittle more not sure...and his weight had to be around 140-150...around there some where.....he was a tall skinny little shit....(all the respect to him but its true)damn he always wore a small underwear...and it had a picture of the USA flag on it...the whole thing was like that....really..i called him MR.USA...the underwear was like the on HHH(THE GAME) wears in the WWF...see its fine if HHH or anyone else wears it but this guy was 140-150pounds and around 6 feet 3in....and he wore a wife beater and he tucked it in the underwear...and guys he really thought he was in good shape....iam guessing thats why he dressed like that...and he would always stare people down after a set.....he was so skinny i think he had no chest...it looked like it disappeared it looked like it was not even there....damn...and he would squat 3 times a week with the 25 pound plates on the bar for 8 reps...that was a nasty sight.....he would come to the gym for 3-4 hours and workout...3-4 times a week.and listen to this........i told him one day that he is overtraining cuz of the way he workouts out and (plus he trained everybody part 2-4 times a week)he told me this....."kid look at me!dose it look like iam overtraining?!"...i was like ok....and he always tried to give me tips on trianing like after each set do 1 sets of jumping jacks for 15-30 reps.....and this is NO bullshit he also told me to run around the gym after the jumping jacks...run like how the football playeres run you know i dont know what its called but how they run with there knees going real high...he told me to do that...and i was like hell no...i was thinking he was bullshiting me but when i saw him do it...ooh boy.....i told the gym owner to tell him to change but he said no....on my god!!!!!!the guy was sick and to tell you this he came back to my gym 3 weeks ago dressed the same......the guy is fucking weak....he thinks he got in better shape and he always walks with his dipped in chest and those stick legs....i think he lost weight..the guy is so boney and he always trys to talk to the girls in the gym....and he smells like ass....open ass.....and one more thing today at the gym i caught him doing a new act....he was sitting at the end of the bench with his legs wide open.and he seemed to have a weird smile on his face..i think its time to leave the gym...yuck!!!!MR.USA IS BACK IN MY GYM.

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AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE!!!!!
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TRAIN HARD!!!!!

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posted April 11, 2001 11:44 PM

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ULTRAGAINZ THAT'S JUST SICK MAN GET THE F%*K
AWAY FROM THIS ASSWHOLE. IF HE GET'S NEAR YA TELL HIM TO GET OUT OF YOUR FACE!!! THERE'S A GUY AT OUR GYM LIKE THAT TO ALWAYS WEARING REALLY SHORT SHORTS AND PULLED UP REAL HIGH,THEN HE DOES THESE SITUP'S MAKE'S ME PUKE MAN. THE OTTA HAVE A WIERDO GYM FOR THESE KIND OF PEOPLE DONT YOU THINK

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beefmaster

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posted April 11, 2001 11:48 PM

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Thanks for the laugh man, funny stuff!!!!!!!


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