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Cuts

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posted April 11, 2001 02:39 PM

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Me: 5'9", 195 lbs, 24% BF (!)
I know, I know, I'm disgustingly fat... that's why I plan on starting DNP soon and cycling it, along with a clean, low-cal diet, cardio and maintainence lifting until I get down to around 10-13%... I'm guessing that'll take around 2-3 months. After that, I'd like to do a nice, moderate cal, high protein 12 week roid cycle to put on some LEAN, hard muscle without water and fat (the Men's Health look). I'm a natural endomorph so I don't want to "bulk," b/c losing the fat afterwards is very hard for me. My problem is that I'm an AS novice and although I've done tons of reading and research, I'm still not sure what roids would be best to help me acheive my goals... empirical data is always the best. My supplier can get me just about anything I want at good prices (I'm in Eastern Europe). What do ya'll recommend? Fina? Winny? Primo? Deca? D-bol? Sust? Equipoise? Estrogen blockers? Others? How much and in what doses and combinations? I have to make an order by this weekend. Thanks for your help.

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Strong mind in a strong body...


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big dog

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posted April 11, 2001 02:50 PM

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The key to looking like a male model-GENETICS

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PimpnAintEasy

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posted April 11, 2001 03:19 PM

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Men's Health models burn extra calories by frequenting Turkish Bath Houses and maintaining a steady regimen of anal copulation, fellacio, and anal fisting with multiple, anonymous partners. A diet high in testicular excretions and condom lubricant is an added benefit to this practice.


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Mike80

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posted April 11, 2001 03:28 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by PimpnAintEasy:
Men's Health models burn extra calories by frequenting Turkish Bath Houses and maintaining a steady regimen of anal copulation, fellacio, and anal fisting with multiple, anonymous partners. A diet high in testicular excretions and condom lubricant is an added benefit to this practice.

Holy shit!! Haha


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ultragainz

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posted April 11, 2001 03:41 PM

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well bro try this "ultrastlye" cycle...

wks-prop---anavar----fina---winny------primo
1---100eod-30mgs----1cceod------------------
2---100mgs-30mgs----1cceod------------------
3---100mgs-30mgs----1cceod------------------
4---100mgs-30mgs----------------------------
5---100mgs-30mgs----1cceod------------------
6---100mgs-30mgs----1cceod------------------
7---100mgs----------1cceod-50mgsed/eod------
8--------------------------50mgs-----400or300
9--------------------------50mgs-----400/300
10-----------------------------------400/300
11-------**30mgs**---------50--------400/300
12-------**30mgs**---------50--------400/300
13-------**30mgs**---------50--------400/300
14-------**30mgs**-------------------400/300

**you dont have to take the anavar on weeks 11-14 if you dont want to**

or this first its kind of like a mass cycle then it gets oyu cut........

wks---d-bol----sus------prop-------/eq
1-----35mgs----500mgs--100mgseod---400
2-----35mgs----500-----100---------400
3-----35-------500-----100---------400
4-----35-------500mgs--100---------400
wks---anavar---sus-----fina-----------
5-----30mgs---500------1cceod
6-----30mgs---500------1cceod
7-----30mgs---500------1cceod
wks--anavar---winny----------fina----primo
10---30mgs----50mgsed/eod---NO FINA--------
11------------50-------------1cceod---300-400
12------------50-------------1cceod---300-400
13------------50-------------1cceod---300-400
14------------------------------------300-400

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NO SWEAT!!! NO BLOOD!!! NO TEARS!!!
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE!!!!!
P.S.GAMEOVER!!!!!


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WanTtoBeDeisel

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posted April 11, 2001 03:41 PM

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hahaha


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bdybldrlf

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posted April 11, 2001 03:47 PM

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That is some funny shit PimpnAintEasy!

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calvesodeath

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posted April 11, 2001 03:48 PM

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Thanks Ultrgain...glad to see someone with a postive and helpful response to the question and I like the suggested cycle.


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Beezers

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posted April 11, 2001 04:49 PM

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GENETICS...And the vehiment desire to look like a pussy whose afraid of any dumbell over 10 pounds.


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PimpnAintEasy

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posted April 11, 2001 05:51 PM

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Hey Cuts, sorry dude. I should have taken your desire to become like a Mens Health cover boy more seriously. That "Ultracycle" is probably a good idea, you just got to get use to having a lot of pricks in your ass. Also, you will have to get use to injecting yourself with a needle.


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Cuts

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posted April 11, 2001 06:03 PM

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I guess I should have expected some flames for using "Men's Health model" to describe my goals. Regardless, I respect the fact that everybody is different and has their own idea of the "ideal" physique... some may want to be bigger, some leaner, some stronger... fine with me... different strokes for different folks. Looking like a guy on the cover of Men's Health just happens to be my personal goal. Thanks for your input.

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calvesodeath

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posted April 11, 2001 06:05 PM

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Pimpin....in retrospect your reply is probably quite appropriate and certainly well written and entertaining reading


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Enzo250

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posted April 11, 2001 06:35 PM

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Ultragainz cycle looks good. You should give it a try... Let us know what happens. Oh by the way Men's Health Models are sissy's.


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Krusher

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posted April 11, 2001 09:26 PM

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If cost isn't a problem, I'd definately get some gh and stack it with test, arimidex, fina, winny, clen, t3..I'm planning to start such a cycle, email me if you want for cycle details but diet will be the difference. With GH, there is no need to waste your money on those expensive, mild anabolics..so some of the cost is offset there.


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Veni-Vidi-Vici

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posted April 11, 2001 10:00 PM

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The cycle that is posted looks like a good cycle but remember the guy said he was an AS novice....don't know if Fina is a good idea for him. V3


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Maddog67

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posted April 11, 2001 10:43 PM

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That's some funny shit Pimpn'

Best reply I've read in a while ...


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