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 ***ABOUT THE POST "STRANGEST PEOPLE IN YOUR GYM"****
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1468 |
well that post is locked but i wanted to post there but could not cuz its locked....its cool so i just tell my story here.....well in my gym about 3-4 years ago and well never forget this....there was this guy about 6 feet 3in maybe alittle more not sure...and his weight had to be around 140-150...around there some where.....he was a tall skinny little shit....(all the respect to him but its true)damn he always wore a small underwear...and it had a picture of the USA flag on it...the whole thing was like that....really..i called him MR.USA...the underwear was like the on HHH(THE GAME) wears in the WWF...see its fine if HHH or anyone else wears it but this guy was 140-150pounds and around 6 feet 3in....and he wore a wife beater and he tucked it in the underwear...and guys he really thought he was in good shape....iam guessing thats why he dressed like that...and he would always stare people down after a set.....he was so skinny i think he had no chest...it looked like it disappeared it looked like it was not even there....damn...and he would squat 3 times a week with the 25 pound plates on the bar for 8 reps...that was a nasty sight.....he would come to the gym for 3-4 hours and workout...3-4 times a week.and listen to this........i told him one day that he is overtraining cuz of the way he workouts out and (plus he trained everybody part 2-4 times a week)he told me this....."kid look at me!dose it look like iam overtraining?!"...i was like ok....and he always tried to give me tips on trianing like after each set do 1 sets of jumping jacks for 15-30 reps.....and this is NO bullshit he also told me to run around the gym after the jumping jacks...run like how the football playeres run you know i dont know what its called but how they run with there knees going real high...he told me to do that...and i was like hell no...i was thinking he was bullshiting me but when i saw him do it...ooh boy.....i told the gym owner to tell him to change but he said no....on my god!!!!!!the guy was sick and to tell you this he came back to my gym 3 weeks ago dressed the same......the guy is fucking weak....he thinks he got in better shape and he always walks with his dipped in chest and those stick legs....i think he lost weight..the guy is so boney and he always trys to talk to the girls in the gym....and he smells like ass....open ass.....and one more thing today at the gym i caught him doing a new act....he was sitting at the end of the bench with his legs wide open.and he seemed to have a weird smile on his face..i think its time to leave the gym...yuck!!!!MR.USA IS BACK IN MY GYM. ------------------     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 138 |
that's a funny story. one things though, HHH doesn't wear a flag on his tights, kurt angle does. i knew what you meant though. that's a classic. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 13 |
THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL,BUT ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE A DUDE THAT JUST STARTED WORKING WITH ME,THINKS HE,S THE SHIT WEIGHS BOUT 125(WITH A MIDGET IN EACH ARM)EVEN SAID HE USED TO BE A PRO WRESTLER | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 151 |
I think I got you beat.There is a guy at my gym, 37-45 yrs old with more tattoos than you could count. he is probably 5'7" and 240 of fat. Every time I go in the locker room there he is with all his pride showing off his 2 inch dick , drip drying in front of the t.v with no towel on.I should also note that the t.v. is in the front of the locker room where you have no choice but to see this disgusting site.VERY SCARY!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
That was a "ultrastory" especailly the part about the jumping jacks..LMAO. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 118 |
damn I feel sorry for you two. You should ask him how he picks the days and times to workout, when/if he asks you why, tell him you want to know so u can not be there. Be bold, if he is bothering you that much just go tell him. fuck'em. I got real tired of dealing with morons so i wouldnt hurt their feelings, that stopped a while ago. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 727 |
Ever seen a 400+ woman in spandex doing lat pulldowns and when she stands up a nutrageous candybar wrapper falls out from between the folds? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 153 |
that guy is "ultrawack" and no doubt needs an "ultrashower" and an "ultratrainer" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 141 |
I have some of the more common gym types. 1) the guy who's a posterboy for pedophilia who wears the shorts of the little boys that he's most likely accosted. 2) the guy who thinks he's inshape and does every exercise with mind-boggling incompetence 3) the personal trainers who weigh only either 130lbs or 280lbs (of fat) who strut like their the shit and try to give you tips. 4) the parade of naked old men in the locker room | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 414 |
I can't stand when dudes run around naked in the locker room and bend over right in front of you five or six times. It's like, "Hey asshole I didn't come here to see your hairy bunghole." My gym is full of skinny little shits who I also love some of the dandy get ups people One more peeve is grunters who are using | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 81 |
Looks like things are pretty much the same everywhere you go! My latest favourites are: The old man who has the face and body of Uncle Leo from Seinfeld (minus the 'stache), strutting around in a wifebeater (please old man, wear a shirt)... it looks like he has baby oil on his shoulders too, ugh! The demented overtraining guy who is wiry and strong to say the least but must be crazy, always in the gym, never seems to eat, always lifting, running, etc. The most annoying part is he whistles loudly in the shower. Doesn't sound too annoying unless you're there I guess. One day this bodybuilder type "snapped" in the shower and screamed what we were all thinking: "Stop that F***ING WHISTLING!!!"... but it never stopped... I have even heard this weirdo discussing with people that he must whistle and sing because it is "in his nature." The guy gives people the creeps. So I see him outside the gym at 11 pm one night after a workout and he's got his walkman on and he's dancing around on the street corner rolling his head in circles like some kind of queer crackhead. Last night was fun, I have the flu but I drag myself to the gym for some pullups and other painful fun. My plan is to do 4 sets of pullups. Well I'm not feeling too great after set #2 so I'm sitting down near the pullup bar between sets. This guy comes up all cocky and sort of brushes me out of the way. The reason I wasn't moving at first was that I'd seen he and his friend around the gym that night and they were incredible lardasses... I just didn't believe this guy was going to do pullups. So I get up and he moves the little wooden box I'm sitting on out of the way. He's probably 5'10" 235 and we're not talking muscle here... definitely 20%BF or more. So he does ONE partial-almost rep, I mean "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?" I have no problem with someone trying to better themselves but it's amazing to watch people strut around and overrate themselves that badly when they're surrounded by real athletes! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
Why did they close the other strange people discussion? Don't ya love when people doing 1/4(that's being nice) squats with whey to much weight. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 18 |
This may not bother u guys, but I gotta hard time with this chick who looks like Earnest Borghnine & wears a sports bra, exposing multiple back fat rolls and emphasizing her walrus-like form, & just barely keeps her tits above her navel. The lycra pants highlighting the deep indentations of her cellulite ridden thighs is a nice touch also. she make a point of spending no less than 80% of her time on the adductor machines spread eagling those enormous legs to showcase what must be pure ungroomed vaginal hell under all that lycra. The lycra also enables me to see sweat stains on her saggy big ass. It was so terrible I had to look twice. She always catches me staring and I think she mistakes my horror for lust and makes a point to smile at me when her legs are completely spread. Somebody shoot me... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 322 |
Hahaha, that was funny, Pimpin... A little to detailed though | ||
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Mutant   
Posts: 3385 |
quote: LMAO!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 322 |
Hahaha, that was funny, Pimpin... A little to detailed though | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 22 |
i had this laidy at my gym who had terets or something. she used to tweek out and start swaring at the weights and shit. she would start hitting them and kicking them. im telling you. untill you have see a little woman who flips out on a weight stack you havent even begun to know funny. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 364 |
These are the reasons I now work out at home. The freaks at the gym are just too distracting. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1223 |
Thats some funny stuff!! I guess ever gym has its freak! Mass Monster | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
I would pay to watch a little lady freak out on a weight stack. That's cracking me the fuck up! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 402 |
I am the strangest in my gym!!! When I bench I scream and yell without a spotter, then when I finish my 8 reps, I yell "ohhhhhhhhh what a rush!!!!!". And I scare everyone out of the gym, then I follow that by puking on the floor! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 17 |
Every now and then I'll catch a purve at the gym with shorts and no underware. I'm not gay, but when he has a chubby it's hard not to notice. One guy was doing concentration curls with his unit running down his pant leg. The other happened just a month ago, a guy was working out with some chick(obviously just an aquaintance) with no underware. Me and my buddy were completely freaked out. Thirty min later the two are leaving the gym, he's covering himself with his towel until he gets to the exit door where he's out of view from most people. He opens the door for the girl, pulling away his towel and pushing all his pride out there for her to see. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 93 |
We have one guy at Golds who makes a shrine to professional wrestlers in front of the mirror. He always leaves his weight belt, towel, and a picture of Goldberg, etc. and then start lifting weights. He uses every machine the wrong way. for lat pull downs, he sits on the floor, holds the bar, and rows back and forth. Then on the assisted dip machine, he steps up on the steps to it, places his foot on it, and pushes it up and down with his leg. We call that one the Oil Pump! Then to top it off, he wears fire engine red shorts, knee high white socks, and a grey t- shirt. The shorts go past his belly button! His physique hasn't changed in the 4 years I have been going there! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1416 |
I have some freak at my gym too. He comes in a wifebeater and workout pants. And a pair of Timbs. He has a HUGE gut and really no chest. He has fatty nipps that stick out. He is a pale dude that goes to the tanning salon too much. He is always as red as a lobster. He must have went on some kind of gear, because he came in bloated as hell after not seeing him for a few weeks. Still fat as ever. His arms are perfectly smooth and have no shape. He also walks with his shoulders back acting all jacked. He sickens me! |
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posted April 10, 2001 10:08 PM