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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 89 |
Anyone see these people in their gyms? You know, the ones who don't belong there or anywhere else except maybe a padded room? There's so many at mine, but here is my fave: This guy's in his sixties and loves to run around the track in his socks with arms flailing like a windmill. Then he proceeds to do pulldowns facing the opposite way, using two fingers and pulls it down a whole 3 inches. All this time he has a look on his face like he's being anal probed. Cracks me up every time. ------------------     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 152 |
There is an older guy at my gym who wears the same thing EVERY time he is there....A Winter Hat, a Winter Coat and Jeans with knee wraps on the outside which hold his pant legs up over his work boots. He wears the wraps no matter what hes training! He trains like this...I've even seen him on the treadmill wearing all this! He soaks his jeans with sweat every time....To each his own I guess, but I truly wonder what is going through some people's heads sometimes.... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 101 |
There is this one old guy, at least 65-70 who runs nonstop for about 2 hrs or more. He run with his head down and neck out, kinda like his going to head butt anybody who gets in his way. There's also another guy, who wears purple spandex pants, and a pink spandex muscle shirt. He's got an afro (he's white, mid 30s) with a real tight head band, that makes a crease in his hair. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 517 |
I got you guys beat easy. This was at my old gym about 3 years ago. This guy would come in where a one piece spandex bodysuit. He would rap a towel around his head, instead of a sweat band, then in between his sets he would do Balle moves and sp. Peerwet around the gym. Then there's this dude, at the same gym I used to go to. He would wear an old football jersey from the 70's with holes in it and a pair of Wrangler jeans and only do shrugs when he went to the gym. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 32 |
The strangest guy I ever saw was at Bally's (this was bofore I foud out what a real gym was like) Anyway, I usually got there around 5pm and this guy would be sitting on a bench in the locker room usually in soaked transparent undies with a magazine, looking over it like they do in old spy movies, checking out guy's..I would usually hang out at the gym till 8, well when I would go get dressed to leave, he'd still be sitting in the same spot scoping OTHER DUDES at least 3 hours a day!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 208 |
I love the bald kid in my gym that wears combat boots and 2 t-shirts with a huge baggy sweatshirt over the top. He is about 5'11" and 190 (he does have big quads). When I asked him how much he was "up to" he replied "Uh (pause) 250!" It sounded like a joke. The funny thing is that I had not seen him in about 2 months, and I literally thought he was sick and lost about 30 lbs. I did not even recognize him he was so small. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 129 |
OH MAN, WHERE TO BEGIN..FIRST THERE WAS A GUY AT MY OLD GYM WHO WOULD COME IN AND BENCH FOR LIKE THREE HOURS-HE TOOK LIKE 20 REST BETWEEN SETS-IF YOU WANDERED TOO CLOSE, HE WOULD YELL "IM ON THAT!' FROM LIKE THE OPPOSITE END OF THE GYM-THE STRANGE THING ABOUT HIM WAS THE GUM, HE USED TO CHEW LIKE 5 PACKS OF GUM! THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER GUY WHO WOULD COME IN WEARING CUT-OFF SHORT SHORTS-I DO MEAN SHORT-AND SHINY BLACK BOOTS THAT WENT UP TO HIS KNEES WITH A BLACK SWEATSHIRT-SAME THING EVERY DAY-HE WOULD YELL AND SCREAM AT HIMSELF BEFORE EVERY SET-THEN HE STARTED SLAPPING HIMSELF!! FUCKING WEIRDO. NOW I TRAIN AT GOLDS AND ITS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO CANT SEEM TO WALK RIGHT-ONE GUY WALKS WITH HIS ARMS UP LIKE HIS TRAPS ARE CRAMPING-ALL THE TIME. THEN WHEN HE DOES SHRUGS, THE WEIGHT DOESN'T MOVE. ANOTHER GUY WALKS LIKE HIS SOMEWHAT DECENT LATS ARE TOO BIG FOR HIM TO PUT HIS ARMS DOWN-SEEING THESE GUYS ATTEMPTING TO DRINK FROM THE WATER FOUNTAIN IS FUCKING FUNNY! I SWEAR LAT-MANS GONNA FALL OVER FROM BENDING TO THE SIDE SO MUCH BECAUSE HE CANT PUT HIS ARMS DOWN!! THEN OF COURSE THERE ARE THE QUEERS-NOTHIN RUINS A SET FASTER THAN HEARING TWO FAGS TALK ABOUT HOW THAT CUTE GUY HAS A NICE ASS OR HOW THAT CUTE GUY HAS A NICER ASS-MAKES ME WANNA FUCKING PUKE. PRICE YOU PAY TO LIVE WHERE I LIVE I GUESS. | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 8 |
Methyl, I am pretty sure I know where and who you are talking about. Sometimes I will finish my workout and he'll still be benching. He is usually there for about 3 hours. Plus, he talks to every chick in the place. I also lift at Gold's and find a different set of people to laugh at. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 101 |
Methyl, don't laugh at those types of guys because they suffer from a severse case of imaginary lat syndrome. lol | ||
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Novice
Posts: 3 |
I wouldnt consider myself strange but I wear the same thing each day. I wash it went it stinks or becomes dirty. I wear regular Shorts with a holy Tank top ripped up from the dumbells dragging accross it..I go into the gym to battle the weights not care what everyone else think of my clothes, But I do belive that you should wash up and not bother people with your stench that in return is affecting other people directly. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 379 |
theres aguy at my gym that has the gut the size of my house.he bsically thinks hes big but looks real fat to me.he put like 6 plates on each side for benchpress then asks three people to spot him.one guy stands in the middle and the other two at both ends, and what winds up happening is im doing upright rows nd this guy does nothing but scream.i guarantee he could not do 10 reps with 3 plates by himself and he does this with every exercise.what an moron | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 129 |
HEY KILLER-YOU TALKING ABOUT LOTTS, RIGHT? I HATED THAT FUCKING GYM. EVER SEE BENCH-MAN COME IN WITH A GIRL-I KNOW I DIDN'T! THEN, AFTER BENCHING, HE DOES UPRIGHT ROWS FOR LIKE TWO MORE HOURS. THE FUNNY THING IS, YOUD THINK IM EXAGERRATING-NOPE. WHEN I WAS DOING MY SHOW, ID SOMETIMES COME IN LIKE 4 HOURS AFTER MY LAST WORKOUT-GUESS WHO WAS STILL THERE? I GUESS HE THINKS IT IS A NIGHT CLUB DISGUISED AS A GYM-THE WAY PEOPLE TRAIN THERE, ID BE FOOLED TO. GLAD I FUCKING LEFT. 52 DOLLARS PER MONTH? KISS MY ASS. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 171 |
We have this old dirty bastard that trains at my gym who wears the same thing every day, A black tank top (the undershirt kind) that is so worn out that there are huge holes in it, black shorts that are so short he shows brain half the time..(this guys nick name is BRAIN), black dress socks with one sock pulled up passed his knee and the other pushed all the way down, and black slip on dress shoes. He is so hairy and disgusting that nobody goes within 30 ft of him. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 107 |
This guy is about 50 and wears spandex shorts and a heavy T shirt that is cut off to show his big gut. He has a bad case of I.L.S. and all I ever see him do is preacher curls and crunches (with his legs up on the bench press-bench... that he never uses). It's funny as hell to see him do the curls because he does about 20 sets and the bar moves a total of 'maybe' 3 inches from the top... cheating, swinging his body and screaming all the way as if he was curling 225 or something. | ||
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Novice
Posts: 7 |
How about the jerk-off that comes in the gym and does his entire workout on the smith-machine. With all that chin-wagging in between sets and BS he ties up the machine for about 2 hours... Go figure. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
I hate the guy that hits the tanner before working out and get's everything he touches covered in tanning oil. Oh wait, that's me, never mind... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 76 |
ok ok I little 5'-0" dude about the same around Ok one more normal looking dude did a lot of cardo and had the worst gas I ever smelled The club mgr finaly asked him to leave because he was so offence and so many people complained | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 39 |
OK - you guys have pretty much covered the weirdos and freaks in the gym, but what about the personal trainers in your gym? Although my gym has several very well qualified and educated trainers, we also have some total freaks! There is one trainer at my gym that has his clients doing reps that are so fast that me and my friends call them "jerk off reps" - they are at the speed of light. Have another trainer who is helping a poor woman who is about 4'9" and 450 pounds. This idiot has her doing full squats ( and not even on a smith rack ), and all other types of leg exercises ( her ankles are about 12" in diameter ) AND....he has her doing NO cardio - not even slow walking. I am afraid for this womans safety. I could go on for days on the trainer freaks. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 16 |
I'll definitely agree with the ignorant trainers comment. The majority of the trainers at my gym have the physiques of someone who has spent maybe a total of a year under the iron. I don't understand how you can mentor someone when you can't even fix your own shit. Lately the trainers have got on the kick of using the big airfilled rubber ball for everything. It ranges from laying across it to do db bench, to pushups with your feet elevated, to balancing on it while doing tri extensions. Looks like they're training circus animals. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1221 |
There is this crazy kid at my school gym that just hets on certain machines and litterally twitches for about 10 mins at a time its scary as hell. He also gets this crazy look on his face definitly a weird guy! Mass Monster | ||
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Mutant   
Posts: 3081 |
There is this middle-aged guy who is fairly good sized but about 19-20% bodyfat. He wears a tight tank top tucked into these really short green khaki shorts with a 6" wide black leather weight belt, black socks and black reebok classics. Mofo looks like an Austrian tourist. All he needs is a brimmed hat with a feather in it and some suspenders. I can picture him log rolling as we speak. LOL ------------------ Visit my website at http://profiles.elitefitness.com for up to date A.S. info. ------------------------- | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 129 |
AT THE GOLDS WHERE I TRAIN THERE ARE THESE TWO WOMEN IN THEIR EARLY FORTIES WHO ALWAYS WORKOUT TOGETHER AND THEY CLEAN LIKE EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH. THE OTHER DAY ONE OF THEM STARTED SCREAMING AT SOME GUY TRAINING BECAUSE HE WAS CONTAMINATING THE FLOOR OR SOMETHING. I ALMOST LOST IT A WEEK AGO WHEN THE BRUNETTE YELLED AT ME FOR NOT DISINFECTING THE KNEE PAD ON A FUCKING LEG EXTENSION MACHINE-THEN SHE THREATENED TO COMPLAIN TO MANAGEMENT-NEEDLESS TO SAY I DIDN'T CLEAN IT AND NOW SHE GIVES ME DIRTY LOOKS EVERY TIME I SEE HER-FUCKING NUT. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 20 |
Theres this one guy at my gym must be in his fifties looks like an old seventies juicer muscular but kinda fatty has tanned with the gold gains and seventies wild curly hair. His workouts are hardcore so it didn't seem unreasonable to see dark rings around his eyes and eyelids. this weeked i was on machine and he asks if he can jump in and do a set i say no problem has i was standing up i get i real close up of his face, those rings around his eyes aren't from staying up late at the office but eye liner and mascara not only that he has a plastic lipstick keychain and he wearing pink and purple womans aerobic socks. FREAKS! | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3081 |
quote: Walk up to her with water on your hand and shake her hand while you apologize. ------------------ Visit my website at http://profiles.elitefitness.com for up to date A.S. info. ------------------------- | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 318 |
A few years ago at my gym this fucking wierd looking guy who must have been in his mid twenties, he wore a white tank top tucked into black spandex bicycle short. His head was shaved bald and he had fake press on tattoes on his shoulder. This was pretty scrawny probably like 160lbs without really any development. Then weirdo loads 405lbs onto the bench press. Then he did something I'll always remember this guy for, he put on these big white gardening gloves. He comes over and askes me to give him a spot. I should have said no becuase it was dangerous for both of us but I couldn't resist watching this guy try to lift it. Of course this guy came up about 200lbs short and I had to deadlift it off his chest. This guy was a safty hazard so he was thrown out of the gym in a day. I have heard storys about him from people that go to other gym around me so any other bros from Suffolk country Long Island may have seen this wierdo as well. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 318 |
A few years ago at my gym this fucking wierd looking guy who must have been in his mid twenties, he wore a white tank top tucked into black spandex bicycle short. His head was shaved bald and he had fake press on tattoes on his shoulder. This was pretty scrawny probably like 160lbs without really any development. Then weirdo loads 405lbs onto the bench press. Then he did something I'll always remember this guy for, he put on these big white gardening gloves. He comes over and askes me to give him a spot. I should have said no becuase it was dangerous for both of us but I couldn't resist watching this guy try to lift it. Of course this guy came up about 200lbs short and I had to deadlift it off his chest. This guy was a safty hazard so he was thrown out of the gym in a day. I have heard storys about him from people that go to other gym around me so any other bros from Suffolk country Long Island may have seen this wierdo as well. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
There's a guy at my gym that trains in a white karate outfit and practices his moves between sets. Dude must be about 50, has a white mans afro, and reminds me of an extra from one of those 70's kung fu movies. When he talks, I expect to see sub-titles appear. He's definately retro! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 80 |
METHYL MIKE, Lott's is the place for freaks. I'm sure you've seen the one older dude (40's)who's there every damn day wearing a tank top, spandex shorts, weight belt, does cardio for hours, and constantly has that blank stare on his face. Were you there a couple years ago when that anorexic chick would workout. Sickest shit I ever saw was her stretching and seeing these bones sticking out where her ass should have been. Best thing about that place, high school girls. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 80 |
San Jose Gold's gym I almost forgot, This guy was wearing blue poke a dot shorts, several gold chains, gloves, oakley sunglasses, had dreads like he'd just gotten out of prison, and was wearing a sports bra. That's right, a white sports bra like he was the coolest dude in the place. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 54 |
This big tall guy in black shorts, a Heavy Duty T-shirt or black tanktop and a Camel hat worn backwards- trains like a maniac---oh crap- thats me...no wait.....ummmmm..oh nevermind! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 803 |
THIS OLD ASS ASIAN CHICK AT MY GYM PUTS NEWSPAPER DOWN ON EVERY MACHINE SHE USES. SHE CARRIES TWO BAGS - ONE FOR UNUSED AND ONE FOR USED NEWSPAPER. ------------------ NEWBIES, CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND GET YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED AT THESE FINE SITES. UPDATED WEEKLY | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
There is this big huge guy , he always talks and goofs off when we are lifting. He does more writing in his book than he does lifting and takes more supplements than anyone i know. Also , he smells so bad after drinking his protein shake. I think he is turning into a cow because all he does is snort fina everyday. Where u at Manilla??? |
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