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hairyglute

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posted April 06, 2001 09:15 PM

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man guys i must have the worst luck of any guy on Earth!!!!!!! After i got my thing waxed yesterday i was so stoked..now i realize that somewhere along the line i got some assgrapes..(hemmeroids)!!!!!

shit i don't even know when i got em..maybe while doin heavy deads a while back..this sucks. i guess i could never see em before with all the hair covering them up but now they are really obvious. oh well i'm gonna keep getting ready for my show as if nothing had happened....fuk man all this shit gettin ready for a show sucks..i'm carb depleted, hungry, thirsty, moody and now i have hemmeroids..wtf gives man!!!!!!!!!

JACOB


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Zeke_B

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posted April 06, 2001 09:41 PM

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Have one of your buddy's rub some
vaseline on them while he's down
there. I can't believe I'm responding
to this...it only encourages you I'm
sure. You're one sick puppy.


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bigpimp

Amateur Bodybuilder

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posted April 06, 2001 09:46 PM

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WTF...bro...are you for real....these posts have nothing to do with this AS forum...go to the chat if you want to talk about ass waxing and hemmoroids...i cant speak for everyone...but this is f*cking laim!!!


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NYStrip

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posted April 06, 2001 09:48 PM

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You are a trip, dude. I can't believe your threads are real. Anyway, if you're serious, I bet money that there's an even chance that they're not hemorrhoids, but an asshole hernia. There's a difference.


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Zeke_B

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posted April 06, 2001 09:56 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by NYStrip:
You are a trip, dude. I can't believe your threads are real. Anyway, if you're serious, I bet money that there's an even chance that they're not hemorrhoids, but an asshole hernia. There's a difference.

Be careful, man. He might post pics.


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the mechanic

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posted April 06, 2001 09:59 PM

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Zeke....that was very good !

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TRAIN HARD!!!!!

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posted April 06, 2001 10:10 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by the mechanic:
Zeke....that was very good !


DOUBLE BUMP!!!! BUT WHY DON'T YOU DO 2 SHOW'S
PUT YOUR ASSGRAPES IN A FU%KING FRUIT SHOW
AND THEN YOUR SHINEY WAXED ASS IN ANOTHER!


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted April 06, 2001 10:52 PM

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This guy is definitely f*cking around.If not,I'm embarrassed for him....


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KrazyK

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posted April 06, 2001 10:53 PM

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I got a little hemmoroid sticking out of my sphincter, I can feel it when I wipe my ass.

Again I must apologize, this is what 3 valiums and 2 codeins does to your mind.

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hookuprx

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From:Grand Rapids, MI
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posted April 06, 2001 11:14 PM

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What a homo...

rxderrick
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"The only easy day, was yesterday."


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GinNJuice

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posted April 06, 2001 11:44 PM

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Hey Hairy.... man I have not laughed this hard in a long time!

I know your posts are BS, but keep'em coming... I need a laugh once in a while!

Who are you really?


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DDT2356

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posted April 06, 2001 11:47 PM

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[quote}i guess i could never see em before with all the hair covering them up but now they are really obvious.{/quote}]

hehe...sounds like he's sitting on the bathroom floor with a mirror lookin at his his new waxed asshole and discovered some hemmorhoids!!!!!!!!! hehehehahahahhaaha


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mike001

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posted April 06, 2001 11:54 PM

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he's just looking for some laughs. doubt he got any though...

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blkVoodoo

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posted April 06, 2001 11:55 PM

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Maybe during the waxing he pulled himself inside out... LOL


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vdevil

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posted April 06, 2001 11:59 PM

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take your fruity ass over to the chat board.


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Chris223

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posted April 07, 2001 12:00 AM

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Like I said yesterday.... Why in the hell would you tell anyone this?


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bigdog9

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posted April 07, 2001 12:04 AM

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waxing your ass. dude what is wrong with you. I hope you're joking because that is really strange.


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NYStrip

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posted April 07, 2001 12:15 AM

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Now your woman can toss your fruit salad!


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NYStrip

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posted April 07, 2001 12:16 AM

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I just made myself yak.


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RADAR

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posted April 07, 2001 02:05 AM

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This is crazy.......lol


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METHYL MIKE

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posted April 07, 2001 02:07 AM

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WRONG FORUM-PLEASE NO PICS!!!!!

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SMOKE BOMB EVERYDAY!!!


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morbid316

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posted April 07, 2001 02:13 AM

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you guys crack me up!!!!!!!!

What kind of fag would wax his damn ass crack, some fuckin weirdos here I say

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entropy01

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posted April 07, 2001 02:25 AM

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The hairy-assed kind?


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solidspine

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posted April 07, 2001 02:44 AM

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Mr glutes, do you Juice, if not your on the wrong board, funny or not. If your not into gear, go be funny somewhere else. good bye.


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Latimer

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posted April 07, 2001 02:51 AM

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You guys are too gullable. I'm loving his posts though!


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bigkraut

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posted April 07, 2001 02:53 AM

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You sure you're not shooting gear in your a**hole and got an abscess.


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thelegacy

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posted April 07, 2001 02:55 AM

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Whats up with this guy and his ass!


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