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hairyglute

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posted April 05, 2001 06:48 PM

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IT FEELS AWESOME!!!!!!!!

I had my friend trim the hair with a beard trimmer at home 1st to sorta clean it up.
I had 3 shots of Jackdaniels whiskey and went to the salon!!!!
I told them that i wanted it "all gone"..When i laid on my stomach and the lady started on my glutes i said "make sure to get inside ya know"..she didn't quite understand so i kinda opened my cheeks so she could put the wax in there. she put in around the hole and then off went the hair.
It feels great!!!!!!!!! i gave her a $20 tip too that way next time she will know what i want when i go in...i made sure i showered and scrubbed really good there so it wouldn't smell or she would'nt see anything disgusting.

gotta run..late for the gym..

Jacob


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Slopain

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posted April 05, 2001 06:50 PM

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Jacob takes "Ass to the floor" squatting very seriously, he doesn't want anything (hair included) to get in the way of his ass and the floor.

Props to Jacob lol

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stryker200

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posted April 05, 2001 06:54 PM

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make sure you get inside.............
LMAO!

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VegasGuns

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posted April 05, 2001 06:56 PM

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Thanks for letting us all know! We can all
have great images of u bendding over to get
your asshole shaved.


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horakeelsnevash

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posted April 05, 2001 06:58 PM

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Please spare us the before and after pictures.


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ajc

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posted April 05, 2001 07:01 PM

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I have a lot of friends that would do almost anything for me. Trimming the hair on my asshole is probably where they'd draw the line.

Then you went and showed some poor salon girl your asshole. I would've had to get drunk too. LOL

Sounds like a fun and productive day.

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Roxy_Chic

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posted April 05, 2001 07:08 PM

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i cant belive that i have been seeing this all day~~~everyone has made fun of this guy all day and then he came back and told us ALL about it???? why whould you do this to yourself man?...and why whould you have you ass waxed?...lmao
roxy

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ajc

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posted April 05, 2001 07:10 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Roxy_Chic:
i cant belive that i have been seeing this all day~~~everyone has made fun of this guy all day and then he came back and told us ALL about it???? why whould you do this to yourself man?...and why whould you have you ass waxed?...lmao
roxy


He's getting ready for a bb competition. I just don't understand how his anus is going to play such a big role.


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ironmaster

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posted April 05, 2001 07:17 PM

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No more dingleberries?


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joeyguns

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posted April 05, 2001 07:26 PM

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i didnt know salons did that? i'm gonna get mine done too


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Chris223

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posted April 05, 2001 08:36 PM

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First, Why in the hell would you ever do something like that? Second, Why in the hell would you ever tell anyone? Damn that is sick


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the mechanic

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posted April 05, 2001 09:31 PM

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Reminds me of the movie "Duece Bigalow"

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MassKing

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posted April 05, 2001 09:31 PM

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this thread is hilarious. i dont think i would be sharing stuff like that on here. if i do, somebody please knock me out.

peace


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corndawg

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posted April 05, 2001 09:36 PM

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Craziest sh*t I have ever heard...


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jdismukes

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posted April 05, 2001 09:41 PM

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the only way that having your asshole waxed is going help you in a contest is if you get one of those gay judges. And I agree I have some good friends and a wife but none of them would wax the inside of my ass! too f'n funny


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Temple01

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posted April 05, 2001 10:16 PM

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damn that's going to itch when it starts to grow back!!!


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BerkeleyJuice

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posted April 05, 2001 10:18 PM

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That's the funniest shit I've heard all week. I pray to god you aren't bull shitting us...for humors sake.


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entropy01

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posted April 05, 2001 10:30 PM

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Come on, this has got to be a joke, it is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard though.

The guy is new registers with the name hairy glutes and then posts about waxing his sphincter, hysterical, but has to be someone f'in around. I hope.


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Juice_E

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posted April 05, 2001 10:40 PM

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HAHAHA that must have hurt like a.... ripping hair out of your ass hole!! Crazy.


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Shredder21

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posted April 05, 2001 10:47 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by hairyglute:
IT FEELS AWESOME!!!!!!!!

I had my friend trim the hair with a beard trimmer at home 1st to sorta clean it up.
I had 3 shots of Jackdaniels whiskey and went to the salon!!!!
I told them that i wanted it "all gone"..When i laid on my stomach and the lady started on my glutes i said "make sure to get inside ya know"..she didn't quite understand so i kinda opened my cheeks so she could put the wax in there. she put in around the hole and then off went the hair.
It feels great!!!!!!!!! i gave her a $20 tip too that way next time she will know what i want when i go in...i made sure i showered and scrubbed really good there so it wouldn't smell or she would'nt see anything disgusting.

gotta run..late for the gym..

Jacob


I betcha she wasn't loving her job today. I can just see it "So how was work today honey?" Fine, I just waxed some guys a%$hole! Atleast you gave her a $20 tip LOL.


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justin22

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posted April 05, 2001 11:02 PM

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now thats a friend!...but is he really just a friend...lol..j/k. Well you will definetly have cleanest asshole at the comp...congrats...i wonder what that trophy looks like..=)


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Riker29

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posted April 05, 2001 11:16 PM

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I WOULD read this a day after a killer ab routine ....... oh god ... I laughed so hard from this I am a hurtin unit now....

I have not laughed this hard since the letter about the dude in the restauarant ..... "The Move" - etc.


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FreakMonster

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posted April 05, 2001 11:20 PM

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Bwhahahaha
This post if FUCKING hilarious!!!

AJC: Hahah that so true!!
What kind of friend waxs your ass? Good friend ya got there!

I for damn sure would never do that for a friend mine. Sick, LOL

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bigkraut

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posted April 06, 2001 12:04 AM

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This is some funny sh*t. Can't you see walking into this guys kitchen, there he is, bent over the table with some guy sticking a beard trimmer up his ass. Damn, you gotta love this board!


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Latimer

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posted April 06, 2001 12:09 AM

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You should've went to Pimply Glutes and Scorpio's salon. They specialize in stuff like that.


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hookuprx

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posted April 06, 2001 12:11 AM

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I don't even believe this.. I think we need to compare logged IPs - Who is it mods?!

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ROIDJUNKIE

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posted April 06, 2001 12:16 AM

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RADAR

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posted April 06, 2001 12:56 AM

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now i've heard everything..........lol


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Alpine

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posted April 06, 2001 01:25 AM

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Jesus Christ that was hysterical! LOL


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PimpnAintEasy

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posted April 06, 2001 01:37 AM

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you gonna be one ass scratchin' futha mucker next week.... maybe your beard trimmer buddy can help you out there too.

This has to be BS or some gay hygiene anus maintenance thing. Come to think of it I remember talking a girlfriend to shaving her whole cooch once, some guy must have talked you into this sphincter waxing faggotry.


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Snuka

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posted April 06, 2001 01:41 AM

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Sounds like your old handle, "HAIRY GLUTES", ain't too accurate anymore.


HOW ABOUT CHANGING TO:
1)SmoothRim
2)SoftCan
3)SkinButt
4)SilkyAss
5)RectumRanger


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Big Bender

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posted April 06, 2001 03:26 AM

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LMAO!!! this has got to beat clambutrol.lol and totaly blows away the Rim Jabber! well maybe clambutrol are this are neck and neck. seriouly this just amazes the hell out of me. I'm shocked.

how about just changing your name to
(so fresh and so clean crebbis)!! yea!!

Bender


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Busy_Mind

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posted April 06, 2001 05:56 AM

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Way to go sphincter boy! See couldn't have been that hard...Bwahahahaha

Your shaved apes ass is gonna look pretty come summertime. LOL


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METHYL MIKE

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"ONE TIME, MY MOM TOOK ME TO A PARK AND I SAW TWO GUYS KISSING UNDER A TREE AND THAT WAS THE GAYEST THING I EVER SAW", BUT IT WAS NOT NEARLY AS GAY AS THIS. BTW, WRONG FORUM.

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