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 Hair removal from sphincter....prepping for show
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Novice 
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Gooday to all. I am preparing for a show in 2 weeks. This will be my first show and i am very nervous. I will be getting a full body wax for the show however i am quite hairy around my glutes and anus. THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!! PLs reply if you have had this procedure done. Jacob     | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 5991 |
WTF?!?What does waxing your sphincter have to do with a show?What kind of show,a stripper contest?LMAO.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 641 |
Just simply too F*UCKING FUNNY!!! ------------------ | ||
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Novice
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no man, i was told to get ALL hair removed. if i dont i will have an unsightly bulge in my trunks right at my crack from all the hair!!!!! geeshhh | ||
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Novice
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What, is there a new pose called "rear anus-spread" that I dont know about? Think about it for just ONE SECOND before posting something like that. Geeez.... -Thanos | ||
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Novice
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What, is there a new pose called "rear anus-spread" that I dont know about? Think about it for just ONE SECOND before posting something like that. Geeez.... -Thanos | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1479 |
This must be AJC or his little midget friend playing games on us  If it's not then have your girlfriend shave your butt cheeks. No need for anus shaving dude! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 55 |
LOL.... What kind of trunks are you going to be wearing? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 55 |
Oh, I forgot...... since you are going to remove all hair... are you gonna wax the inside of your nose and ears? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2951 |
Haven't you all heard? It's a new mandatory. "Ok gentlemen, quarter turn to the right. Best side sphincter spread with one calf spiked please." | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2951 |
quote: Nope...I can't believe I didn't think of this though. LOL | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
Now that's whay I call thorough!! hehe | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 13 |
There not taking you seriously When you go for the wax...tell em to wax EVERYTHING. I've never had it done before but relate to your problem. It's there job....They'll know what you're talkin' about.------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 79 |
lol, Use hairspray and a lighter, it'll get those hairs off. he,he | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 641 |
Still laughing!!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1114 |
get nads gel that must be some serious shit if you cant remove try coming it | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 26 |
i dont think they are wearing trunks, just some open assed leather chaps. hehehe just kidding bro, good luck. ------------------ | ||
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Novice
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ok thats what i will do. tell them to was "everything". maybe i'll say it while they are doing my back and hamstrings. i will let everyone know what happens. i'm going to have to get drunk before i go though, that way it won't be so embarrasing. thank you Jacob | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 73 |
LOL | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 62 |
Did he say he has a bush growing out of his a-hole? Don't you get shit tangled up in it when you do a #2? Why don't you have someone shove some garden shears up there and clip it? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 207 |
The procedure is very simple just eat non-stope cabbage and drink prune juice for 48 hours, to create enough gas that when lit all hairs,(skin, tissue) will be removed from said sphincter, and drink whinny after. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 476 |
You have to remove all your hair to score higher when showing your anus to the judges backstage. Strip down to nothing set a torch flame to about 8". Have someone brush the flame over all hairy body parts until the hairs have scorched. Then take a shower and scrub to get all the burnt hair off. It not only burns the hair off, it really enhances your tan. If that doesnt work you can have your girlfriend pull them out with her teeth (if your a guy) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 114 |
two words: DUCT TAPE | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
"The procedure is very simple just eat non-stope cabbage and drink prune juice for 48 hours, to create enough gas that when lit all hairs,(skin, tissue) will be removed from said sphincter, and drink whinny after." Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot!!! You have to inject the winny....and I mean into the sphincter of course (duh). | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 14 |
Just use NAIR for this. I do it all the time for my guest appearances. Then add some alcohol to the anus so that it will get rid of the residue left behind from the NAIR. PORTER | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 34 |
hey my brother, the sphincter is the anus(around the bung itself) if you have enough hair to make a bulge in your shorts you need some real help not a waxing. my 2 cents is that you don't need to wax your bung bro. they don't get down that far. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 55 |
You got a fro on your bunghole! Pwaaaaaaaaa! Actually that's pretty disgusting and should......I won't even try to give advice. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2951 |
I'm having flashbacks from Deuce Bigalow when he got his ass waxed (literally) The manpimp looked at the girl doing it and nodded his head while pointing to Deuce's ass. ------------------ Visit my website at http://profiles.elitefitness.com for up to date A.S. info. ------------------------- | ||
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Novice
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Hair bulge from the anus....????!!!!! Dude dont shave your anus and definitely dont go asking someone to shave it, that's just horrible. Just trim it. Do you have any idea of the itch you're gonna get up your butt? Hair in the anus... you must have some nasty ass underwear. I may never recover from the image this damn post has put in my head. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 32 |
I have been avoiding this post due to it's ridiculousness, but I have to admit I have been laughing my ass off for about 5 minutes reading this. A big bulge where your ass mullet is, hysterical. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 16 |
If you hair is long enough to cause a bulge in your tights then get rid of the tights. Why not? Just weave your ass hairs into a textile and use that as your clothing. No more bulge. If you wanna get really creative you could dye your hair for different colours/patterns? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
Shakey, that is one of the funniest things I've read all day! hahahaha  | ||
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Novice
Posts: 9 |
I can't believe I just read that. That is Funny ISH! ... the guy is all serious about it and ISH too. That Makes it a golden joke!
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 474 |
Dunk your hairy terdy sphincter in some acid to melt that brillo pad away from your asshole. Fiddle with your ass dude, sounds like your a natural. Do you plan on competing with crotchless posing trunks to try to kiss up to the judges, i don't think that's whe way bro. Anyways maybe try shaving the hair from you o-ring with a nosehair trimmer. Keep us updated on it bud.
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 657 |
Damn, I just closed my eyes and imagine new pose called "rear anus-spread" Lol Very funny!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
I don't even believe I am reading this stuff rxderrick | ||
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Novice
Posts: 9 |
Seriously, the procedure is called a brazilian wax. The reason I know is b/c my fiance works in a day spa, and I asked her. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 79 |
Jank, ru serious? How much does it cost? That's nasty!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1182 |
have your boyfriend spode on your ass. but makes sure he aims for the middle of the crack, maybe spread your cheeks alittle for him. after he is done, get a cloth strip and let it dry on there. this should work, good luck LMAO! ------------------ | ||
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Novice
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DaMescleMan, Yeah I'm serious, but I don't know how much it costs. Actually, the procedure is more common for women actually. A hair assed woman, what a thought... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 82 |
Judge #3 " Contestant #2 in the pink trunks, please flex your bunghole while flexing the quad of your choice."
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
I know some jackass who naired his ass, balls and grundle that had to be taken to the emergency room bc it burned so BAD. He was crying when my friends took him to the hospital. They were all laughing at him and were more than happy at telling everyone (medical staff/patients/janitors) in the ER what he had done to himself. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
I know some jackass who naired his ass, balls and grundle that had to be taken to the emergency room bc it burned so BAD. He was crying when my friends took him to the hospital. They were all laughing at him and were more than happy at telling everyone (medical staff/patients/janitors) in the ER what he had done to himself. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 291 |
Two words: Farts Lighter
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Freak
Posts: 2213 |
I am getting the idea that this dude is going to pose in a G-String. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 5991 |
After this bro mows off his brown-eye pelt,he need to sell that bad boy to some animal fur operation..."Rare O-ring pelt coat,one of a kind"... |
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posted April 04, 2001 01:12 PM
