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Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 106 |
my freind's child 3 yr's old boy has just ate 2 pinkies will he be o.k.....thanks guy's ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3072 |
Your friend is not very responsible ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 106 |
i know very stupid should of been more careful....but will he be o.k...i'm thinking he should be o.k be out he's system in 5 hour's......cheers ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 203 |
That is irresponsible. That stuff should be stored somewhere safe and out of the reach of kids. Just like poison. delts2 ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3072 |
Will be longer than 5 hours in his system. Make sure he drinks plenty of fluid. Should not have any real problems, maybe stomach upset and become aggressive like a bull, hehe. Jokes aside the younger the easier the body can adjust and repair itself. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1396 |
People like your friend have no business using gear, or having babies for the matter..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1206 |
He will be fine just make sure he takes advantage of it give him a 2.5 lb dumbbell for the next 6 hours ![]() Mass Monster ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 106 |
very funny guy's he's in my power rack now and squating 3 plates each side...serious now my mates been f...... stupid...i've gave him a good smacking...... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 140 |
it could cause him to go into puberty and cause all kinds of problems, its nothing to laugh at, though i'm sure this is a bs post as any parent would bring their child to the ER asap & have his stomach pumped ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 725 |
Call the Poison Control Hotline - its 24-7. You don't have to ID yourself to get answers. Bet they have never heard this one. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 465 |
Pubic hair and a goatee at 3yrs old.Wow!!! Hope you sorted your buddy out for his stupidity. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 106 |
yes i've told him to put them in a safe place not in full few of the child the child dosen't know there d-bol just think's there sweeties....... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Olympian ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1606 |
I think your friend would be best giving his baby some test as well for a decent stack, along with some nolvadex and clomid. He he! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1375 |
Stupid. Maybe next time they might be something a bit more dangerous than Dbol. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 641 |
What's the problem? I've been throwing a handful in my kids lucky charms for weeks now. Seriously though. Hope the kid is fine. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 123 |
That sucks! Maxx >>>>>> ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1415 |
He has no business raising a child. If he left d-bol out where the kid could get it, what else did he leave out??? Bleach? Drano? There are some dumbass people out there. I hope that nothing is wrong with that child. It's not his fault his father is a dick! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 72 |
No more gear for him Call poison control hotline they will help ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 106 |
Make sure you give the kid pleanty of fluids. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 697 |
I doubt eating two pills would harm him unless the child is allergic to them. Babies have some amount of testosterone anyway. The kid will experience only a temporary rise in T levels. However, I'm not a Dr. so I would be contacting poison control. There's too many morons reproducing! ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1114 |
if you are a parrent you should have epikak or what ewer it is called so when this happens you give it to your kid and he/she will throw up what ewer thay swallowed from what you make it sound like your friend lives in a trailer and when his kid ate the d ball you guys were just sitting there smoking pot and laughing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2181 |
I agree. I doubt 2 will do any harm.. but I'd still call poison control and see what they have to say about it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 603 |
How much can he bench? j/k hehehe ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 311 |
i hope the that kids is alright. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 638 |
SAME THING HAPPENED TO MY GRANDMA... ------------------ NEWBIES, CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND GET YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED AT THESE FINE SITES. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 644 |
Have you ever seen Baby Finster? That's your boy now. Look on the bright side, he'll be one buff baby bangin' all the chicks at daycare. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 140 |
future Mr. Olympia maybe? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 208 |
You guys are pro jokers!! I almost died of severe stomach cramps from laughing! Maybe the dbol is adding to the cramps too! Hehee [This message has been edited by yiyangzhi (edited April 04, 2001).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 603 |
BJ, what's your grandma's bench up to now?? I fed mine dbols in her cereal for 8 weeks, she's now up to about 315 for five. hehe ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2963 |
I know it wouldn't be funny at all if it was my little one, but you know the idea of a 3 year old on a roid rage is cracking me up. Tell 'em to watch out at the gym nursery. LOL ------------------ Visit my website at http://profiles.elitefitness.com for up to date A.S. info. ------------------------- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 41 |
good start maybe, haha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2287 |
Look everyone fuckes up. If it was my kid I'd go get the ol stomach pumped. I couldn't risk it just being ok with my own son. Not a chance. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 29 |
hate to see this kid turn into the next little hercules....I hope the kid aint going to be fucked by taking 2. I just hope it was just d-bol, id hate to hear them to be a-bombs. Next time we hear about the kid he'll look like around, but he'll only be ten years old ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 47 |
he could have eaten two a-bombs. I wont even do that. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 641 |
This Sh*t is too funny!
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Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 106 |
child is fine fast asleep and growing has put on about 10 pounds in a day......he's trying some fina tommorow let you know how he get's on........caiz ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 20 |
u should tell ya mate to thank his lucky stars that it wasn`t the dreaded clambutteroil his kid got hold of. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 106 |
what would happen then if took clen... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 603 |
Whats that pussy kid doing messing with orals anyways? Get the needles out! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 209 |
He shuold bring his child either to his family physican or the ER for an exam, BP. blood, GI, toxic reaction, etc........... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Novice ![]() Posts: 10 |
The kid's lucky it was Dbol. If it had been Tribex or ZMA, he would have been dead meat. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 73 |
Were does you friend store his needles, in his kids pillow? ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 799 |
put the kid in time-out for not stacking an injectable...LOL ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 62 |
Hey, my 9 year old son said he would share his cypionate and deca with the kid if he would hook him up with some d-ball. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 114 |
I'm staying way the hell away from this one.. and that kid. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 225 |
Wish my parents were that cool.......... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 65 |
I am sorry, but I have to say this: I can't believe that the time was taken to post your message, time to wait for replies and time to filter through 99% of the shit to get an answer. As far as I am concerned, that's a poor use of the board, not to mention a poor use of common sense. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 55 |
Holy f*ck!! Someone has to be more careful. I have a little boy and its hard keeping stuff away from them, but sheesh! I've never had a problem keeping *dangerous* stuff away. rxderrick ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 550 |
How irresponsible. If the kids going to be doing dbol he should start at 50mg per day not 10mg. And dbol only? Didn't you plan your 3 year olds first stack? At least add some type of anabolic tonight so he can hold the gains he makes. What's his diet? Does he train hard? Just make sure everything is in check so he gets solid gains. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 361 |
Shit, this can't be coincedence...LUVS2JUICE just told me his nephew snagged his Dbol and Anavar and downed them. Sounds like the work of LUVS if I ever heard it. The kid needs more GH and insulin tho. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 123 |
I wish my Dad would pay for my shit. The kid will be fine, although long term use might stunt growth at 2'2. Have you seen that Howard Stern where a midget wrestler has a match with this Hooters Girl... I think this kid might have a shot at that title. LOL Hope is is ok. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 188 |
Did you get some clomid for post-cycle? In all seriousness, even though he is probably ok, you should call poisen control and let them know. The call is totally anonymous, but, I guess by now its too late to do anything about it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1154 |
This is the funniest thread I've seen here in ages. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 779 |
tell that little bastard to read the newbie post before he starts posting. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 11 |
Keep us posted on his gains! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 123 |
ok, first hope the little guy is ok (if this really happened) second, White Boy how in the hell do you figure that the little guy would go into puberty?! haha That in itself is as funny as this post is! ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 71 |
wish i could have gotten started at an early age too. this post is bullshit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 127 |
THAT'S GONNA BE ONE BUFF BABY! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 106 |
f.....hell you guys are hillarious...this was supposed to be a serious post....but was a good laugh anyway.....the kid came threw o.k but one side effect he now has a back like dorian yates been on the power rack all day he's a little sore now.......later ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 15 |
Great thread guys this is the best laugh I've had in ages. I have this vision of the little guy running through his poses in the squat rack. <LOL> ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Novice ![]() Posts: 7 |
Well 2 5mg d-bol tabs taken by a 30lb kid would be equal to 12 5mg tabs taken by a 180lb man. Would you take 60mg of D-bol at once? I dont think the 2 tabs would cause much harm if only taken once. If he does this type of thing every day i think he'll run into some serious problems.. I read in a muscle mag about a guy whos kid was going through the early stages of puberty at 6 years old because his dads derma gel shit was rubbing off on the kid whenever his dad would pick him up. The kid started growing facial hair and grew and enlarged penis. After they found out what was causing this the side effects went away but I think he kept the large penis. Hahaha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 17 |
@LRG....very funny.. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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