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 THE ALL TIME DUMBEST THINGS EVER POSTED ON THIS BOARD!!!
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 762 |
I THINK IT HAS TO BE THE GUY THAT THOUGHT INJECTING IN THE ASS MEANT,INJECTING IN THE ACTUALL ASSHOLE. I NO THE VETS WILL REMEMBER THAT ONE.    | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 2282 |
I dont know I think the ones who ask will you get results from drinking synthol. That makes me laugh everytime. ------------------ "Catch a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime."  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 308 |
yeah i found that hard to believe, but damn what of waste of gear ..LOL | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 419 |
right in the old ring............man that was some funny shit! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 762 |
LETS KEEP THIS ONE GOING | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 419 |
bumpity bump! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 51 |
Clambutteroil!!!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 419 |
anybody remember the chinese guy that was going to inject the winny depot into his eyeball because he asked and someone told him where to inject? man what a dumbass! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 321 |
quote: This one is going right now. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 321 |
I wonder if he has the redijects without the needles? They look like the OTC supplement crap that is advertised as having a "handy oral dispenser" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 419 |
HOLY SHIT! YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDIN ME! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1361 |
No need to search for the url, just read my sig. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 419 |
CAN I DRINK SUS? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 393 |
"It really hurts now when I drop a deuce" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 588 |
That was Lunatic. Funny thing is you know he's still on this board posting under a different name. LOL | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1285 |
Hey bouncer, weren't you that guy? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 363 |
When LUV2JUICE sent his pic to a board memeber's wife and tried hitting on her. I forgot the board memeber's name, but he posted LUVS' pic and made him look like an ass. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 419 |
DAMN, YOU MEAN AFTER EVERYTHING THAT IDIOT DID, HE HIT ON A BOARD MEMBERS WIFE? THAT MUST HAVE HAPPENED BEFORE I SIGNED ON HERE, CAUSE I MISSED THAT ONE, THANK GOD! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 321 |
www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Archives/Forum10/08-2000/002484.html This thread was pretty funny. The winny [This message has been edited by Zeke_B (edited April 01, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 363 |
Yeah, that was before LUVS asked about injecting broken glass from his amps. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 419 |
ZEKE man youre right that guy was a loser, and that was some funny stuff.............. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1170 |
The guy putting it in the O-ring was crazy as hell, I didn't know weather to just shake my head and turn off the computer or laugh my ass off crazy basterds. I have seen several other whack posts but I can't recall them off the top of my head. As for drinking synthol I am still working on getting the cookbook! Mass Monster | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 114 |
Anyone who posts asking for a source or advertising themselves as a source while the Newbie Post is sitting there with a flaming folder and a hundred replies. Lunatic was by far the funniest and the stupidest, but you can't forget the guys who want to crush their D-bol and put it under their eyelid. It might work, but why the hell would you want to do that? Q ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 137 |
ya know i was wondering if i could take ANDROSTENEDIONE rectally, do you think it would work????????? LMAO!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1051 |
Deep Squat was the guy whose wife luvs2juice hit on, one of the funniest was when luvs2juice said he had valuim, codien and vicodian and ask if the could be use for bodybuilding. And anyone who buys gear and then asks us to make a cycle for him,is a dumbass in my book. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 338 |
*L* Bringing back all kinds of old memories about LUVS. I especially liked it when he said he was shooting Sust and asked if it was ok some glass shards went in his ass. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 58 |
That funny guy who belived that test should be injected in he�s balls? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 762 |
LOL | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 764 |
"WHAT'S THE TEST??? EVERYONE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT TESTS?? | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 30 |
what about the ? on Synthol in the pecker? I was surprised not to find that mentioned in this thread yet. THAT was some shit! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 321 |
quote: Did someone ask this??? That's great. | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1852 |
THIS THREAD IS GREAT  MY VOTE GOING TO LUNATIC AND HIS O-RING POST, IT GETS ME ON THE GROUND LAUGHING EVERY TIME  M18 ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 777 |
quote: this one was just around last week...the guy said the guy he got his gear from told him to inject in his balls, b/c that is where your body's test. source is.. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1162 |
haha, i remember that post (alittle drunk from last night still! go figure) ahhh,my headache ------------------ | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 9 |
I still like the one when the guy's asked how to get the rest of the juice out of the bottle. Because his needle wasn't long enough to get to the bottom. But the injecting into the o-ring was classic. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 92 |
Lunatic wins. "The sphincter tightens..." Dude, too much info right there. That post makes me cry laughing. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 782 |
Any post by THESAINT or Die_hard842 in the past 8 months have been pretty dumb..."Ttokkyo labs does not exist"..."ttokkyo and brovel are working together to take business away from Denkall"...false info by real lame-asses. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 229 |
This is some funny shit!!BUMP!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 11 |
i remember reading the post by lunatic about shootin in the sphincter. someone posted it on the WBF board a couple months ago. i swear i actually was rolling on the ground with that one. as for someone getting glass in their ass, they had to be using a horse needle for that.lol ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 306 |
Here we go guys : https://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Archives/Forum1/07-2000/023259.html That should bring back memories of our old friend 'lunatic' Some still think it was LUVS2JUICE with a different handel. Have a laugh... | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 32 |
haha this is some funny shit, I especially like the synthol one ... awhile back i read one about some college student saying he heard that swallowing his own spunk would increase his test levels!!! hahaha | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 202 |
the assring injection is the best | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 180 |
A couple of weeks ago one of you guys tried to claim you were a midget with an eight inch dick, did porn flicks and wanted to know what his cycle should be. Oh yeah can you drink winny? what is whinny? what is deca dick? There was another guy about 3 weeks ago who was shooting someting right into his balls, maybe he knows something I don't? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2186 |
mine is Luvs when he posted a thread about wondering why he was sleeping mad amounts while on the gear. It seemed that he could not wake up before 3PM each day. About 12 replies into the thread he comes back and throws himself under the bus by saying that he gets up at 3PM, eats, goes works out, comes back, eats, sleeps until 11PM and then goes out to party and drink until 7AM the next morning. Seems he thought gear would turn him into superman and he wouldn't need to sleep. Boy did he get flamed for that. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 96 |
What about the post when the guy was told by hissource to shove the thia d-bol up his ass...and then he was wondering why he wasnt gaining from it....lol | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 31 |
Or the guy that injected sust into his sac | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 407 |
- I am gyno prone and i will be starting a clen only cycle. what do i do?? *i don't remember who said that but i just shook my head for hours. - If i inject test into my penis will it grow bigger??? ------------------ * Infinate dreams, I can't deny them. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 321 |
quote: Aw man I didn't see this one. Being trained [This message has been edited by Zeke_B (edited April 02, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 513 |
*CLAMBUTTEROL *THE ANAL INJECTOR DUDE *JOEGRIFF (THE DUDE CLAIMING TO DEADLIFT 990 POUNDS) HERE ARE SOME LINKS: and, and, MR. BMJ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 94 |
I am with Floater. Surely you must remeber a couple of weeks ago when this guy did not know why he was not getting results with his Dbol. He had been instructed by his source at the gym to insert up his ring. This has got to be the best! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 62 |
this is the craziest shit I have ever heard!!! lol I just can't believe it!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 94 |
So which one is it? Got to be the Ring Master (either injecting or inserting)? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 144 |
This one is from quite some time ago: Fonz wanted to use some sort of cattle gun to inject Fina pellets under his skin because he was afraid of needles. It's my all-time favorite. | ||
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Mutant  
Posts: 3272 |
The one where that guy's all "My Dbols are backwards!" When all he had to do was turn them around..lol Here's the link: https://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Archives/Forum1/12-2000/042652.html |
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