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thelegacy

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posted March 30, 2001 02:30 PM

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I have a drug test by the coach next Friday, and I have been off of t-200 for two weeks now so I dont know if it will be out of my system or if they even test for steroids. I heard putting bleach on your hands to past the test works, but some retard told me that so it might be stupid and i also dont want to put my hand in my piss! If someone has knowledge in this subject please let me know, also I smoked weed a week ago.
"Always on the egde" thelegacy


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FirstTimeUser0001

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posted March 30, 2001 03:57 PM

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If it is football it very well MIGHT be looking for steroids. It might just be for other drugs though, but you could just try to fake really, really sick on FRI and try to get it postponed... like pretend you are bed-ridden. It might take him a while to reschedule yours. Other than that, Im not sure... we never had any drug tests..


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justinf22

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posted March 30, 2001 04:39 PM

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get a friend who is clean to piss for you . Put in something small but big enough to fill up the piss cup. Keep it by your balls before the test to keep it warm...i got away with that shit 3 times when i was high school


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nhbking

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posted March 30, 2001 04:50 PM

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that herb will stay in your system about a month so make sure u start drinking lots o water now and get one of the drug test passing teas or pills.


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Kung-Fool

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posted March 30, 2001 04:57 PM

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I've heard you can inject HCG the day before your test to increase your t/e ratio. A friend was trying to tell me to use this method at competitions; but I beleive you would still test positive for high test. If youve used deca your gonna test + for the next 3 yrs.(nandrolone only occurs in pregnant women)


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lawnsaver

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posted March 30, 2001 05:00 PM

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Go to a head shop and pick up a fake penis. They are made for piss tested and look real. Have someone piss for you right before you go. the container is like a thermus. The piss will stay warm.

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Tyler

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posted March 30, 2001 07:28 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by justinf22:
get a friend who is clean to piss for you . Put in something small but big enough to fill up the piss cup. Keep it by your balls before the test to keep it warm...i got away with that shit 3 times when i was high school

Use a baloon it works really well


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Tyler

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posted March 30, 2001 07:32 PM

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Iwas wondering for physicals do they test fir roids when they make you piss in a cup


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1Mistake

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posted March 30, 2001 07:41 PM

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Chomp a birth control pill for a few days or use HCG-both raise your estrogen level and will screw up the ratio

J


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the truth

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posted March 30, 2001 09:36 PM

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How much T-200 were you using? Depending on your dosages, you may not need to do anything to pass.

Avoid the teas and pills--if you think you'll fail, do as suggested above and use the urine of someone you know is completely clean (use a male's urine though, as a female might be pregnant and not know it--that could yield results that would be difficult to explain).


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ROIDRANGER

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posted March 30, 2001 09:43 PM

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if the amounts of test you were using werent real high then just eat shitty and not sleep the night before the test...or do one of the other suggestions above...

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Alpine

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posted March 31, 2001 12:41 AM

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I'm not sure about passing a steroid test. But as far as the weed is concerned, you can get a drink called GHF from GNC that has worked everytime for me. I've used it probably 10 times.


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