The gadget has helped not only my waistline but also my flexibility. Before its use I could not twist from side-to-side. Reaching my upper-outer quadrant was one hell of a chore. I would have to force my shoulder against the bathroom wall while twisting my legs inwards. Now, due to this amazing piece of equipment I have increased flexibility. I reach any quadrant I want! I can actually see the spot I alcohol rub. Truly amazing! Applying a band-aid is now a piece of cake!

I would like to appear in the infomercial depicting a "before" and "after". My before pose would have be barely reaching the side of my waist. You all know the pose! It similar to the fake injury pose used for disability and insurance claims. That's right, Doc, I can only twist my head a little bit! The "after" pose can show me with a big smile, markered quandrants with centimeter preciseness, shaved spot, etc.