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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 761)	posted April 22, 2000 05:01 PM Twas the night before the contest, and fuck it was neat, The sus 250 was kicking, and the whore was in heat! The computer was shut down, the phone was off the hook, It was time for some pussy, as my hard-on shook! The skank in her teddy, and I in the nude, Just hit the bed, and reached for the lube! When out on the lawn, there arose such a cry, That I lost my hard-on, and the skank went dry! Up to the window, I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shades, as skank fingered herself! The moon on the crest of the snowman I'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clear to the hilt! When what to my wondering eyes should appear, The Ranger from the Elite Board, showing no fear! Rippled in muscle...6% body fat, Ranger stood grinning from where he was at! He looked to his crotch, and gave it a rub, Laughed like hell, then puked on my shrubs! I put on my pants, to cover my ass, When through the front door, he came in with a crash! Is this a whore house, he yelled with a smile, The T200 is rock'in, and it's been a while! He walked into the kitchen, had GHB for a drink, Then pulled out his cock, and pissed in the sink I wanted to laugh, the whore smiled with glee, Ole Ranger was hung, clear down to his knee! He reached in his pocket, a box of condoms was his find, Then pulled out 6 pair of panties...the edible kind! He looked at the skank, and almost shit, Damn she's ugly, I think I'll split! He stumbled to his car, but his feet were like lead, Slipped on the ice, and farted instead! He started the car, it fired up without a hitch, I'm getting out of here E2...your skank is a BITCH!! Ranger Shit....sometimes I crack myself up!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 761)	posted April 22, 2000 05:03 PM heh heh heh Paybacks are a bitch......ya fucker...hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Ranger IP: Logged
gary Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 199)	posted April 22, 2000 05:17 PM That is fucking hilarious! Keep them coming! IP: Logged
45Plates Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 210)	posted April 22, 2000 05:29 PM Where the in the hell do you come up with this shit, it's funny as hell. Plates IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 761)	posted April 22, 2000 05:31 PM I'm really fucked in the head Plates...heh heh heh...!!! It's all good Bro!! Ranger IP: Logged
Puc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 170)	posted April 22, 2000 05:32 PM I wonder if Bunny is gonna hang this one on her wall!!!! It's a Ranger classic! Puc IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 761)	posted April 22, 2000 05:36 PM heh heh heh.....I had to wait until E2 went off line......heh heh heh.....sneaky fucker ain't I....!! Ranger IP: Logged
Mojo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 108)	posted April 22, 2000 05:36 PM hehehehehehehe Good one Ranger IP: Logged
2Thick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1219)	posted April 22, 2000 05:38 PM Very interesting...Somebody has some time on their hands. Jon ------------------ Check out my Injection and Syringe Info Site= Injection and Syringe Info Site IP: Logged
bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 438)	posted April 22, 2000 05:49 PM LOLLOL OH SHIT, MY RIBS HURT.........RANGER YOU KILL ME!!!! IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 761)	posted April 22, 2000 05:51 PM Scary...isn't it!!!! IP: Logged
pauly7 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 339)	posted April 22, 2000 06:01 PM That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. Keep 'em cummin Ranger! ------------------ Pauly7 [This message has been edited by pauly7 (edited April 22, 2000).] IP: Logged
studcj Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 721)	posted April 22, 2000 06:11 PM hehe........ Pauly7, that squatter isn't going down near far enough! Whats the deal!?? hehe.... ------------------ "I can because I'm crazzy!" IP: Logged
rocko Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 157)	posted April 22, 2000 06:31 PM hey ranger, you are one sick fuck!!!!! I love it!!!! ------------------ pain is temporary, pride is forever. IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 761)	posted April 22, 2000 06:35 PM I know...but...ain't it cool...!!!! It's all good...!!! Ranger IP: Logged
denmaur Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 36)	posted April 22, 2000 06:40 PM One more reason to keep checking the board!! IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 761)	posted April 22, 2000 07:27 PM Later my Iron Brothers....don't take no shit this night.....Peace!! It's all Good Bro's!!!! Ranger IP: Logged
egoman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 225)	posted April 22, 2000 08:42 PM gotta love that ranger shit. keep it comming ranger. IP: Logged
Deepsquat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 560)	posted April 22, 2000 10:35 PM God I love Ranger Rhymes! [This message has been edited by Deepsquat (edited April 22, 2000).] IP: Logged
MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 522)	posted April 22, 2000 10:38 PM Rangers Lead the Way.....and they can write too. Matt IP: Logged
ARM E MAN Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 98)	posted April 22, 2000 11:43 PM BUMP !!! FOR A RANGER RHYME. ------------------ RANGERS LEAD THE WAY IP: Logged
WCP Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 664)	posted April 23, 2000 12:08 AM HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!.... That one aint going on the wall bro...but Ill be sure to repeat lines of it to E2 every time I get the chance..I know he will love me for it...heh..heh..heh.. Oh yeah..BTW...dont send me anymore pics like that...I thought I was going to puke...heh..heh..heh..also...exactly what size suitcase does she live in????...do you got anything in wardrobe size?...HA! You Rock Bro, WCP ------------------ "I am the purist nonconformist, jaded, sub-human terrorist" IP: Logged
ghans Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 68)	posted April 23, 2000 12:43 AM I love these Ranger! Funny shit bro. ghans IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 761)	posted April 23, 2000 01:49 AM Ole Ranger is back in from another nite of corrupting young innocent minds...heh heh heh.... WCP....you didn't like the picture of my girlfriend? Her name is Samsonite....Isn't she the shit!! Two for the price of one when we fly Bro....It's all good!! Peace...!! Ranger IP: Logged
B Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 169)	posted April 23, 2000 02:57 AM Back to the top for E2!!!!!!!!!!! Ranger thats some good shit bro..."B" IP: Logged
blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 247)	posted April 23, 2000 05:54 AM Damn thats even funnier at 6 AM! ------------------ "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.." IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 761)	posted April 23, 2000 09:01 AM Good Morning my Iron Brutha's....And how was your night E2.....heh heh heh !!! Ranger ------------------ A man that cannot laugh at himself........should go fuck himself in the mouth! IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 761)	posted April 23, 2000 09:01 AM Good Morning my Iron Brutha's....And how was your night E2.....heh heh heh !!! Ranger ------------------ A man that cannot laugh at himself........should go fuck himself in the mouth! IP: Logged
Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 126)	posted April 23, 2000 09:07 AM HAHAHA....thats some funny shit IP: Logged
1AbBIG Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 160)	posted April 23, 2000 10:50 AM Damn RANGER! Another RANGER rhyme . It has been to long. Keep them coming bro. i enjoy the laughter PEACE ! 1AbBIG IP: Logged
E2 Moderator (Total posts: 2628)	posted April 23, 2000 01:16 PM I LIKE IT!!! HAHAHAH IP: Logged
Mr. T Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 416)	posted April 23, 2000 01:21 PM MOOHAHAHAHA! Bump- IP: Logged
greenhouse Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 174)	posted April 23, 2000 01:29 PM This poem and the Newbie report needs to stay at the TOP! IP: Logged
DianaBallBusta Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 583)	posted April 23, 2000 04:11 PM Another classic by The Ranger......LOL Youre one hilarious fuck!!! I love it! LOL ------------------ "Get Juiced and Stay Loyal" IP: Logged
kram696969 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 28)	posted April 23, 2000 07:28 PM haha...that is funny shtuff... kram-mark just do'in my best... IP: Logged
flossin1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 34)	posted April 23, 2000 07:51 PM LMAO funny shit. BIG BUMPO IP: Logged
Ice Man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 139)	posted April 23, 2000 09:04 PM I nearly shit myself. Damn, bro tooooooo funny! You must have alot of time on your hands. IP: Logged
WCP Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 664)	posted April 23, 2000 09:46 PM Ranger gives new meaning to the term..."opening "amps""...heh..heh..heh... Hey Bro..I bought a cool little tikes goal post...bring ol' samsonite over..we'll take turns kicking field goals...HAAAAA!!! WCP IP: Logged
Slim Whitman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 117)	posted April 23, 2000 11:32 PM Bartender, I'll take two of whatever Rangers having!!!! Just when ya think you've heard it all....Where do I buy the whole collection?? Slim IP: Logged
Flex Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 66)	posted April 24, 2000 12:47 AM And i thought nothing good came out of the Army!!......very nice ------------------ --"and remember, you dont have to misbehave, just look as though you could" IP: Logged
ozzymandius Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 227)	posted April 24, 2000 08:11 AM I'm dyin over here. I read it twice and still rolled on the floor. Ranger you are def. something ELSE.... hee hee hee IP: Logged
sususer Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 39)	posted April 24, 2000 08:47 AM WCP I didn't like Ranger's girlfriend either. I did go to the bathroom and puke. hehehehe That is what you would call a sawed-off chick. hehehehe Ranger that was funny! sususer IP: Logged
big_dan Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 133)	posted April 24, 2000 01:38 PM BUMP that's some funny shit bro ------------------ dan "ONE SHOT, ONE KILL" IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 761)	posted April 24, 2000 04:54 PM OK WCP...sounds like a plan Bro!!! But I get to kick first!!!! heheheheheheheh...!!!! I'm seriously fucked....but ain't it cool!!! Ranger IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 761)	posted April 26, 2000 08:54 PM E2 is watching Hockey...so BUMP this fucker!!! heh heh heh IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 761)	posted April 26, 2000 08:54 PM E2 is watching Hockey...so BUMP this fucker!!! heh heh heh IP: Logged
studcj Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 721)	posted April 26, 2000 09:41 PM hehe...BUMP! IP: Logged
airtyme Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 411)	posted April 26, 2000 09:48 PM That is some fffffuuuuuunnnnnnyyyyy shit! I almost gave myself ANOTHER hernia I was laughing so hard. Damn, the neibors are nocking on the walls, I must have annoyed them because I was laughing so hard. ------------------ "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop!" IP: Logged
D-Town Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 256)	posted April 26, 2000 10:54 PM The only person TWISTED enough to top Ranger is himself. I'm taking a camera to E2's house next christmas. I will be sure to air all clips of E2's with his girlfriend and Ranger shoving brooms up snowmen's asses. ------------------ What the Hell did you just say!!! IP: Logged

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