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E2 Moderator (Total posts: 2574) |
posted April 19, 2000 05:13 PM
This is a repost of a post written by 1AbBIG a while back, good to keep this one in sight for the wave of new bros coming to the board and getting flamed cause they dont know the rules. Enjoy... To ALL NEWBIES: THIS IS NOT TO FLAME YOU, BUT TO MAKE YOU MORE AWARE AND KNOWLEDGEABLE! 1) DO NOT POST ASKING FOR A SOURCE!!!! Hang around a while and read the info on the board. Get to know people on the board and you will get pointed in the right direction. IT TAKES TIME! 2) Before you order from a source, check these scammers lists and make sure your source is not on there. If after you have done that and you�re still in doubt, please email a moderator to check out your source. 2a)If you are a source....or a scammer, dont bother posting for business, it is clearly against the board's policy and you will either get deleted(if you are lucky) or flamed into oblivion by the rest of the board(not fun for you). SCAMMER listing: (beware not all are located on these list, only those who have been reported) http://theanabolicworld.simplenet.com/scammer.htm 3) Read the info on different types of steroids and what they do. Also you will be able to learn quantities you should take of them as well. Some of these sites do list cycles for them. Put something together once you have researched and finally decided what you want to use. Post your cycle on the board and ask for a critique of that cycle you put together. You will be surprised of those who will help you out! Here are some sites you can check out to learn some info on A.S.�s: https://www.elitefitness.com/steroids/guide.html http://members.tripod.com/~absolutetruth/drugs.htm http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon/gear/ http://www.ironsup.force9.co.uk/page4.html http://www.steroid-encyclopaedia.com/ 4) Still, don�t post asking anything just yet. ON this page, above the posts is a button that reads SEARCH! Use this first. Put in your keywords (i.e... sus250, deca) and read the topics that come up on the subject your looking for answers on. More then likely it probably has already been answered. Read all the post possible, so you can obtain some knowledge on the subject your interested in. TRUST ME, it will be a big benefit if you did so. 5) These are a couple of things NOT to do on this board. DO NOT post a message asking for a source! DO NOT post questions you did not research first! DO NOT list scammers on the board. If you do you better have a way to back it up! EMAIL A MONITOR FIRST, with the details! DO NOT ask STUPID questions! 6) Things to do on this board. DO READ, READ, READ! DO EMAIL a moderator when in doubt. You can find their email address on the top left hand corner. DO make friends here DO enjoy this board. YOU WILL BECOME ADDICTED TO IT!! Everyone here will admit to that. I KNOW I WILL! Search for you question first before posting. There are 10,000+ posts on this board. Very possible you r question has been answered already. DO Read a couple of pages of the board to get some knowledge of the board and on A.S.'s. 7)where to get syringes and how to inject yourself.. good information provided by 2Thick : http://www.angelfire.com/biz5/syringes 8) Last but not least: I would like to say welcome to ELITE FITNESS BOARD. It is the best you will find around, and it has the most knowledgeable people here. Introduce yourself and ENJOY! PLEASE BUMP FOR THE NEWBIES!!!! Thanks! IP: Logged |
moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 170) |
posted April 19, 2000 05:41 PM
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LittleSavage34 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 269) |
posted April 19, 2000 05:46 PM
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ThePitbull Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 29) |
posted April 19, 2000 06:18 PM
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BIGBADFKR Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 207) |
posted April 19, 2000 06:21 PM
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quenepo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 344) |
posted April 19, 2000 06:25 PM
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Luca Brasi Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 161) |
posted April 19, 2000 06:46 PM
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demaroid Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 162) |
posted April 19, 2000 08:08 PM
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bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 433) |
posted April 19, 2000 09:22 PM
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LittleSavage34 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 269) |
posted April 19, 2000 11:31 PM
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bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 433) |
posted April 19, 2000 11:40 PM
Hate to have to keep bumping this, but we need to keep it at the top.....someone else just asked for a source..a BIG no no......if you are new to the board READ THIS POST....BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP.....lets keep it at the top or at least near...... IP: Logged |
bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 433) |
posted April 20, 2000 12:26 AM
Get use to it, as long as I'm reading the board I'm bumping this....BUMP...... IP: Logged |
bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 433) |
posted April 20, 2000 01:12 AM
BUMP-deal with it........ IP: Logged |
LittleSavage34 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 269) |
posted April 20, 2000 01:13 AM
BUMP I'm experiencing fingernail sensativity... ------------------ IP: Logged |
kram696969 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 24) |
posted April 20, 2000 02:39 AM
BIZUMP!!! kram-mark IP: Logged |
AzNpUmP Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 71) |
posted April 20, 2000 09:39 AM
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toni Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted April 20, 2000 09:53 AM
bump.....nice i like it.. IP: Logged |
livinbig Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 182) |
posted April 20, 2000 11:08 AM
BUMP...newbies gota read it, hell I have been here for awhile and still read it!!!!!
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bigsexy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 87) |
posted April 20, 2000 11:49 AM
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demaroid Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 162) |
posted April 20, 2000 02:13 PM
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45Plates Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 204) |
posted April 20, 2000 04:36 PM
Get up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
Quadzilla43 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 221) |
posted April 20, 2000 05:47 PM
i know this is my second one, but BUMP ------------------ IP: Logged |
BigCatratcho Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 332) |
posted April 20, 2000 06:41 PM
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Jim Hayward Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 5) |
posted April 20, 2000 07:22 PM
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LEVIATHON Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
posted April 20, 2000 07:29 PM
Bump it. By the way, I need a source. Who on here sells? send me a photo ID and fingerprints, and a list of your products and we'll do business! ------------------ IP: Logged |
E2 Moderator (Total posts: 2574) |
posted April 20, 2000 09:57 PM
Did you know that a pigs orgasm lats for 30 mins?? IP: Logged |
bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 433) |
posted April 20, 2000 11:09 PM
BUMP....we need to keep this at the top...minus the last remark(pigs orgasms...LMAO) ------------------ IP: Logged |
bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 433) |
posted April 21, 2000 01:16 AM
BUMP....because I can........ IP: Logged |
denmaur Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 24) |
posted April 21, 2000 01:09 PM
Bump it up dudes IP: Logged |
Pokemon Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 21) |
posted April 21, 2000 01:19 PM
shut up and read it^^^ Bling Bling... IP: Logged |
Quarkey Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 65) |
posted April 21, 2000 01:20 PM
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dahmer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 103) |
posted April 21, 2000 02:00 PM
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E2 Moderator (Total posts: 2574) |
posted April 21, 2000 08:12 PM
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greenhouse Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 174) |
posted April 21, 2000 08:32 PM
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ThePitbull Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 29) |
posted April 21, 2000 09:09 PM
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Kahn Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23) |
posted April 21, 2000 09:09 PM
Read this smackdog. Good luck IP: Logged |
AZQuadz Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 53) |
posted April 21, 2000 09:21 PM
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greenhouse Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 174) |
posted April 21, 2000 09:32 PM
neergesuoh. You have to be kidding me E2? 30 fucking minutes! Elephants are the only mammals that cant jump. IP: Logged |
partagas Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 3) |
posted April 21, 2000 10:15 PM
Thanks for theinfo. Excellent site!!! Bump? IP: Logged |
NEWMAXX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted April 21, 2000 10:40 PM
Wish I was a pig. ------------------ IP: Logged |
coolhandluke Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 521) |
posted April 22, 2000 05:25 AM
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rocko Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 157) |
posted April 22, 2000 10:30 AM
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Mojo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 104) |
posted April 22, 2000 01:14 PM
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Mojo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 104) |
posted April 22, 2000 07:12 PM
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Steriod_Virgin Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 67) |
posted April 23, 2000 12:03 AM
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NEWMAXX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted April 23, 2000 01:40 AM
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1AbBIG Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 160) |
posted April 23, 2000 11:06 AM
Just Bumping!!!! IP: Logged |
45Plates Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 204) |
posted April 23, 2000 11:09 AM
Get back up, The Easter Bump!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
peety Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 64) |
posted April 23, 2000 02:43 PM
bump and happy easter all... IP: Logged |
Mr. Nasty Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 128) |
posted April 23, 2000 02:46 PM
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E2 Moderator (Total posts: 2574) |
posted April 23, 2000 04:54 PM
Trivia For Today If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one (Hardly seems worth it!) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Not including the more toxic protein farts!!)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.(Sounds like one of Rangers dates, that is if she's still conscious!!) Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!)( Some of them are on this board!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. After reading all these, all I can say is..."Damn Pigs"!!! IP: Logged |
Regiment Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 12) |
posted April 23, 2000 05:56 PM
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flossin1 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 34) |
posted April 23, 2000 06:51 PM
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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 740) |
posted April 23, 2000 06:56 PM
Ugliest thing on the planet....E2's skank...she has zactly disease....which simply means....her face looks zactly like my asshole.....heh heh heh....ya fucker.....my eyes are almost normal....!! Ranger IP: Logged |
TwinGATs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 107) |
posted April 23, 2000 07:02 PM
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HARD-CORE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 21) |
posted April 23, 2000 07:55 PM
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NEWMAXX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted April 23, 2000 08:25 PM
Still wish I was a pig. And male dolphins...especailly adolescents, will hump anything..even other male dolphins..( I know, who cares) Just warning you Flipper got that gleam in his eye maybe for you... don't drop the fish!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
WCP Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 651) |
posted April 23, 2000 09:37 PM
Damn Ranger..is that why your eyes look like that...whoa..!!!!!!! Actually my urine glows in the dark...it was a test I was running during a cutting cycle with Uranium...my cats litter box just happened to be in the room...so that was an accidental discovery.. If you guys really wanna cut up..use Uranium...fuck clen and t3...Uranium has a half life of 7 years....YEAH!!!!!! E2 figured the pig thing out all by himself..his nose bled for 3 days....lotta snot...heh..heh..heh. Later, ------------------ IP: Logged |
Mojo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 104) |
posted April 23, 2000 10:29 PM
Read this! IP: Logged |
Jay Z Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 79) |
posted April 23, 2000 11:24 PM
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Mojo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 104) |
posted April 24, 2000 12:24 AM
If a frog could fly, he wouldn't bump his ass every time he hopped! IP: Logged |
jimbaker Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 32) |
posted April 24, 2000 01:08 AM
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45Plates Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 204) |
posted April 24, 2000 07:46 AM
GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Hey xousa Read this post bro. [This message has been edited by 45Plates (edited April 24, 2000).] IP: Logged |
1AbBIG Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 160) |
posted April 24, 2000 10:42 AM
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Dexter Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 194) |
posted April 24, 2000 02:09 PM
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LittleSavage34 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 269) |
posted April 24, 2000 02:57 PM
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joker Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 91) |
posted April 24, 2000 04:06 PM
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Quarkey Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 65) |
posted April 24, 2000 04:59 PM
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JUICESEEKER Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 113) |
posted April 24, 2000 05:07 PM
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greenhouse Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 174) |
posted April 24, 2000 05:07 PM
GAINED 68LBS ON CELL TECH!!!!
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Swansea Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 7) |
posted April 24, 2000 05:13 PM
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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 740) |
posted April 24, 2000 05:25 PM
BUMP....again!!! Ranger IP: Logged |
JUICESEEKER Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 113) |
posted April 24, 2000 05:27 PM
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macrophage69alpha Moderator (Total posts: 1286) |
posted April 24, 2000 08:20 PM
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Mojo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 104) |
posted April 25, 2000 01:19 AM
Does anyone read this? Or do you just bump? See you Bro's this weekend! IP: Logged |
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