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Author | Topic: ALL NEWBIES MUST READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
E2 Moderator (Total posts: 2574) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This is a repost of a post written by 1AbBIG a while back, good to keep this one in sight for the wave of new bros coming to the board and getting flamed cause they dont know the rules. Enjoy... To ALL NEWBIES: THIS IS NOT TO FLAME YOU, BUT TO MAKE YOU MORE AWARE AND KNOWLEDGEABLE! 1) DO NOT POST ASKING FOR A SOURCE!!!! Hang around a while and read the info on the board. Get to know people on the board and you will get pointed in the right direction. IT TAKES TIME! 2) Before you order from a source, check these scammers lists and make sure your source is not on there. If after you have done that and you�re still in doubt, please email a moderator to check out your source. 2a)If you are a source....or a scammer, dont bother posting for business, it is clearly against the board's policy and you will either get deleted(if you are lucky) or flamed into oblivion by the rest of the board(not fun for you). SCAMMER listing: (beware not all are located on these list, only those who have been reported) http://theanabolicworld.simplenet.com/scammer.htm 3) Read the info on different types of steroids and what they do. Also you will be able to learn quantities you should take of them as well. Some of these sites do list cycles for them. Put something together once you have researched and finally decided what you want to use. Post your cycle on the board and ask for a critique of that cycle you put together. You will be surprised of those who will help you out! Here are some sites you can check out to learn some info on A.S.�s: https://www.elitefitness.com/steroids/guide.html http://members.tripod.com/~absolutetruth/drugs.htm http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon/gear/ http://www.ironsup.force9.co.uk/page4.html http://www.steroid-encyclopaedia.com/ 4) Still, don�t post asking anything just yet. ON this page, above the posts is a button that reads SEARCH! Use this first. Put in your keywords (i.e... sus250, deca) and read the topics that come up on the subject your looking for answers on. More then likely it probably has already been answered. Read all the post possible, so you can obtain some knowledge on the subject your interested in. TRUST ME, it will be a big benefit if you did so. 5) These are a couple of things NOT to do on this board. DO NOT post a message asking for a source! DO NOT post questions you did not research first! DO NOT list scammers on the board. If you do you better have a way to back it up! EMAIL A MONITOR FIRST, with the details! DO NOT ask STUPID questions! 6) Things to do on this board. DO READ, READ, READ! DO EMAIL a moderator when in doubt. You can find their email address on the top left hand corner. DO make friends here DO enjoy this board. YOU WILL BECOME ADDICTED TO IT!! Everyone here will admit to that. I KNOW I WILL! Search for you question first before posting. There are 10,000+ posts on this board. Very possible you r question has been answered already. DO Read a couple of pages of the board to get some knowledge of the board and on A.S.'s. 7)where to get syringes and how to inject yourself.. good information provided by 2Thick : http://www.angelfire.com/biz5/syringes 8) Last but not least: I would like to say welcome to ELITE FITNESS BOARD. It is the best you will find around, and it has the most knowledgeable people here. Introduce yourself and ENJOY! PLEASE BUMP FOR THE NEWBIES!!!! Thanks! IP: Logged |
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bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 433) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hate to have to keep bumping this, but we need to keep it at the top.....someone else just asked for a source..a BIG no no......if you are new to the board READ THIS POST....BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP.....lets keep it at the top or at least near...... IP: Logged |
bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 433) |
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LEVIATHON Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
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E2 Moderator (Total posts: 2574) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Did you know that a pigs orgasm lats for 30 mins?? IP: Logged |
bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 433) |
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bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 433) |
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denmaur Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 24) |
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Pokemon Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 21) |
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greenhouse Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 174) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() neergesuoh. You have to be kidding me E2? 30 fucking minutes! Elephants are the only mammals that cant jump. IP: Logged |
partagas Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 3) |
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NEWMAXX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
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45Plates Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 204) |
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E2 Moderator (Total posts: 2574) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Trivia For Today If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one (Hardly seems worth it!) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Not including the more toxic protein farts!!)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.(Sounds like one of Rangers dates, that is if she's still conscious!!) Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!)( Some of them are on this board!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. After reading all these, all I can say is..."Damn Pigs"!!! IP: Logged |
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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 740) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ugliest thing on the planet....E2's skank...she has zactly disease....which simply means....her face looks zactly like my asshole.....heh heh heh....ya fucker.....my eyes are almost normal....!! Ranger IP: Logged |
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NEWMAXX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Still wish I was a pig. And male dolphins...especailly adolescents, will hump anything..even other male dolphins..( I know, who cares) Just warning you Flipper got that gleam in his eye maybe for you... don't drop the fish!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
WCP Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 651) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn Ranger..is that why your eyes look like that...whoa..!!!!!!! Actually my urine glows in the dark...it was a test I was running during a cutting cycle with Uranium...my cats litter box just happened to be in the room...so that was an accidental discovery.. If you guys really wanna cut up..use Uranium...fuck clen and t3...Uranium has a half life of 7 years....YEAH!!!!!! E2 figured the pig thing out all by himself..his nose bled for 3 days....lotta snot...heh..heh..heh. Later, ------------------ IP: Logged |
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45Plates Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 204) |
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Mojo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 104) |
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