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The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 627)	posted April 15, 2000 07:20 PM This is an oldie but a goody.....it is a combination of things we all hate about our gyms...but...it is a joke i wrote....just a joke......so don't take it serious.........well............SORTA!!!!!!!!!! What I Hate About My Gym What I hate about my gym in time, I've put together in this nifty little RHYME! Skinny little faggots, who think they are buff, When I could blow them over in one little PUFF! Filthy bastards, unshaven, and who smell, I hope you all....may rot in HELL! Cocksuckers in spandex with their nuts hang'in down, Put some sweatpants on, you ignorant fuck'in CLOWN! Lazy pricks who lay there on equipment, thinking it's fine, I'll stomp you through the floor...next GOD DAMN TIME! Fat bitches with perfume, who stink up the joint, Go back to the farm...OINK! OINK! OINK! Little Mr. Perfect, with Nsync playing up front, Through the ceiling you go, your little ass I'll PUNT! If you bring your kids, keep them in tow, Or out the window....those little bastards will GO! You took away my chalk...my heavy metal too, Here's what I think....HEY, FUCK YOU! Noodle-arms in the corner, staring with a grin, I'll break your fucking arms, if you look at me AGAIN! This is my gym....my home away from home, Here I am KING...THE IRON BAR IS MY THRONE! When I am here, I'm in the zone you see, Don't even think of fucking talking to ME! Go back to your classes, and your fat fuck'in wives, Back to your hole, and miserable excuse for LIVES! Leave me in back...where the IRON GODS TRAIN, Don't fuck with me again...or I might go INSANE! Ranger REMEMBER....this is only a joke.....I don't really feel this way....heh heh heh IP: Logged
crazy duke Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 102)	posted April 15, 2000 07:23 PM i feel that way owner of gym is jealous off his ass and talks major shit IP: Logged
studcj Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 591)	posted April 15, 2000 07:43 PM My prsonal favorite was "Motivation" but they're all awesome. Hey Ranger, you workin on anything new? ------------------ "I can, because Im crazzy!" Studcj IP: Logged
ARM E MAN Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 94)	posted April 15, 2000 07:43 PM BUMP, BACK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ RANGERS LEAD THE WAY IP: Logged
big dogg Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70)	posted April 15, 2000 07:49 PM Damn that shit is too funny, I'll print it and post it in the men's locker room tomorrow. Plus the suggestion box!!!!!! Keep up the good work!!! IP: Logged
niko1015 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 34)	posted April 15, 2000 08:26 PM That's some good shit Ranger....Keep 'em commin.. Got anyhting else your working on? -niko IP: Logged
big dogg Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70)	posted April 15, 2000 08:44 PM Fat BUMP!!! Cool, once I get 100posts, I'll be PRO! Right? IP: Logged
Roy Batty Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 45)	posted April 15, 2000 10:08 PM Bump. Beautiful you should be published. ------------------ Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled about their shores... IP: Logged
B Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 145)	posted April 15, 2000 10:18 PM Damn Ranger are you RAGEING???????????????????? Just kidding bro, another good one............"B" IP: Logged
Steriod_Virgin Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 40)	posted April 15, 2000 10:19 PM Ranger.. that was just too fuckng funny.. Too bad I'm the noodle arm who you'd have to fuck up.. IP: Logged
bad brains Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 356)	posted April 15, 2000 11:54 PM Damn Bro, way to make an entrance, I liked it so much the first time you posted it, i fuckin printed it out, funny shit man, keep em comin' Bro.....Havent heard from ya in a while, thats why I put up the sappy post...LOL IP: Logged
spoonman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 126)	posted April 16, 2000 12:02 AM EXACTLYYYYYYYYYY. "NSync playing..." I'd laugh but it's so true it's too fuckin painful. IP: Logged
ectomorph Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 184)	posted April 16, 2000 12:24 AM pretty good man.. bump for ya. ------------------ Pain is Weakness Leaving the Body http://ectomorph420.tripod.com/home.html IP: Logged
BigDallas Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 85)	posted April 16, 2000 01:39 AM to the bird chested wannabe's; may you all learn to bench to the spandex clad fat-bitches; leave my gym, you nasty wench to the mofo's that stare, the one's that i hate; may your stupid ass be crushed by a plate to the morons who try to lift more than they can;you're weak and we know it, you tiny little man to the hardcore lifters, and none of the above;there is no finish line, but isn't that what we love? ------------------ Bench press, drugs, and pussy=Guaranteed Satisfaction IP: Logged
LEGEND Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 29)	posted April 16, 2000 08:36 AM BUMP!!!!!!!! IP: Logged
conan69 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 514)	posted April 16, 2000 09:38 AM another good one RANGER bump it back up ------------------ Check out my HardCore Pic site...to get your pic on there just email me http://www.dell.homestead.com/conan/index.html IP: Logged
1AbBIG Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 151)	posted April 16, 2000 03:30 PM Glad to see the repost! ------------------ "GETTING BIG AND STAYING STRONG IS THE SECRET" IP: Logged
WCP Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 606)	posted April 16, 2000 04:36 PM BUMP!!!!!! It dont look bad here...but looks great on my wall.... Yo Ranger...when you get a chance to come up for a visit...youll have to see my shrine to the Iron Poet!! Ive been known from time to time to sacrifice pencil neck training partners who couldnt keep up...not to mention a volutptuous young maiden or two at that alter...also..heh..heh..heh.. LETTING MY FREAK FLAG FLY..!! WCP ------------------ "I am the purist nonconformist, jaded, sub-human terrorist" IP: Logged
The Ranger Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 627)	posted April 16, 2000 04:56 PM Hey WCP...ever sacrafice a good looking stepmom??? hehe hehe hehe...!!! Ranger ------------------ A man that cannot laugh at himself........should go fuck himself in the mouth! IP: Logged

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