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Flex Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 42) |
posted April 11, 2000 02:36 PM
  
hey devil dogs, i ve been on medical hold for almost a year, and thought i was going to have to get discharged. Now it seems that i get to stan in, and transfer to a recon unit. The problem is that i ahve smoked a il weed in my time off. I thouroughly regret this, but i though my dishcarge was a done deal, im glad im back in, but can i pass a piss test? pLEASE HELP!!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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airtyme Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 363) |
posted April 11, 2000 02:39 PM
How long has it been since you last took a hit? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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rjude34 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 20) |
posted April 11, 2000 02:59 PM
If that was your first hit in a long time all you need to do is drink as much water as you can stand for a day or two. Golden seal works good too. You can get it at GNC. You probably have nothing to worry about. Good Luck. IP: Logged |
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JR Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 82) |
posted April 11, 2000 03:05 PM
hey flex where do you live??? if your close to L.A.area i can give you a nuber of a place that test you for 15 bucks and they tell you how much longer it will take to be out of your system. what i know is that if you haven't smoked in a long time let's just say like months and you pretty lean anddon't have alot of fat on your body that it could be out of your system from anywhere from 3 to 14 days. if you live in the area i can give you the number IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 116) |
posted April 11, 2000 03:29 PM
due to an unfortunate legal problem i am tested 3 times a week. I have low body fat and if i smoke on friday, say a couple of joints, and quit then sat, sun, drink alot of water and try to piss about 8 times or more in the day, then by monday i am clean again. When i first got on i had been smoking every day from morning till night and it took from feb 21 till march 24th until i was clean. IT all depends on how much you smoke! They have water pills at gnc. Drink OJ and cranberry juice too. IP: Logged |
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Flex Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 42) |
posted April 11, 2000 03:45 PM
I love you guys....this board is the shit...thanks for the help!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Mr. T Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 349) |
posted April 11, 2000 03:46 PM
Some tests test for Golden Seal now, as well as bleach. I used herbal tea back when I smoked weed and always passed my tests. Herbal tea basically goes through your system so fast that it has no time to absorb any contaminents. Im serious, drink like 4 8oz glasses 30 to 45 minutes before the test and you will nearly explode with piss. Comes out perfectly clear to. I used this method for years back when I used to get in a lot of trouble as a juvy. Worked for me and a bunch of friends as well- IP: Logged |
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Cleaner Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 47) |
posted April 11, 2000 03:56 PM
I'm the Safety guy at a manufacturing company and my people - the clinic - tell me they can find it out to 6 weeks. The test is alot better than it used to be. I would want to be on the back side of 30 days. I would get the gold seal. I would rather show a messed up test, then pop for sure. My poeple use your natural creatine level as a marker to see if you are messing with your system. When I told them that I used creatine supps. they didn't know how that would effect the test. IP: Logged |
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Go Fast Man Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 5) |
posted April 11, 2000 04:08 PM
Hey Flex, I was In the Marines for 3 years down in Pensacola Florida (MOS 6086 Aviation Safety on the C-130�s). I used to smoke all the time the only problem is you have to know when the test is going to be. You might be surprised that you can walk in to any GNC and tell the manager exactly what you need� he has already heard this 100�s of times before. He will let you know what he has what work best and how fast. I used to use a tea called PURIBLEND. (cranberry is my favorite) All you would have to do Is slug a gallon of the tea 1-2 days before the test date, it was cool every time. (Used it before I went to boot camp too). Good luck. Go Fast man IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 515) |
posted April 11, 2000 04:53 PM
Marines (and anyone else) Weed stays in the system at a MAX 30 days. For a chronic user it is probably less and using the aforemaentioned solutions (waterm Goldenseal) will help. Matt IP: Logged |
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dude Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 161) |
posted April 11, 2000 04:57 PM
Use some puri-blend and drink at least one gallon of water a day. I have also heard that drinking some vinegar helps. Not sure about that one though. Good luck bro! You should do fine. IP: Logged |
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benzo27 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted April 11, 2000 05:16 PM
Drink a lot of water the night before the test. Then in the morning drink cranberry juice. Make sure you urinate at least 2 or 3 times before you take the test...Never give them your first sample in the morning as is is the most contaminated. By the time you you take the test your urine will be so diluted that they won't pick anything up. Also take vitamin B-12... This will turn your urine yellow. Some tests also test the creatine levels in your system, so it would be a good idea to yake some of that too. Benzo IP: Logged |
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Flex Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 42) |
posted April 11, 2000 05:42 PM
Thanks again tons for the good info , and another whats up to my boys in green!!(usmc) even you airwingers...he he he (go fast man) ------------------ IP: Logged |
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bradley9 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 29) |
posted April 11, 2000 06:01 PM
The tests now a days are very, very modern. I worked as a department manager for a comp. that required random drug tests every month. Being an light, social, smoker, I was concerned for myself. These tests do show adultrances(Golden Seal, herb teas, and quick cleanes.) I did some research on the matter and found a comp. that said their product can't be detected. I was sceptical but ordered anyway. When it arrived, I rolled a big fatty and toked on the way to the drug screening facility. Naturally, I paid for the test myself and had the results sent to my address. The product is urinluck. (Get it, your in luck!) It comes in a very small bottle that can be hit easily. Pour the solution in your urine and presto, no THC!! The test came back negative and no adultant was detected. If someone is watching your unit as you pee, then you are probably fucked. Go to high times.com for latest ways to beat a drug test! Good luck 420!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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benzo27 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted April 11, 2000 06:22 PM
Well if all you smoked was the joint on the way to the screening then the cleanser didn't help you because weed take 24 to 48 hours to even show up. You can be stoned as all hell while pissing in that cup, but the thc hasn't even been released yet from your fat cells IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 515) |
posted April 11, 2000 06:27 PM
Bradley9 There may be some very modern tests available, but the military does not use them, unless they started very recently.......often they do not even test every sample taken. Yes vinegar does help. I had a friend in the Navy (I'm ex-Army) who smoked a lot of pot and he swore by vinegar. Matt IP: Logged |
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Flex Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 42) |
posted April 11, 2000 07:14 PM
jeez, there are some pot s,okin brothers runnin around here...ha ha ha ------------------ IP: Logged |
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SemperFi Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 2) |
posted April 11, 2000 07:41 PM
I had that same problem once Bro... I chugged a pint of vinegar the day of the test. I threw up a couple of times but...thats the price to pay sometimes. IP: Logged |
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22guage Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23) |
posted April 11, 2000 08:27 PM
first of all your are stupid for joining the marines. you all are a bunch of faggots that like to act tough. second of all why are you posting a question about weed? no one cares if you smoke weed. the people come to this board to share info on AS. get the hell off this board you fucking dope head. IP: Logged |
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25guage Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1) |
posted April 11, 2000 08:30 PM
if you smoke on a regular basis the thc can stay in your fat cells for a month. but if you smoke every once in a while it will stay in for up to 7 days. if you can get some lasix. when you go to piss take about 2 hours before you piss and you will piss clean. IP: Logged |
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Flex Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 42) |
posted April 11, 2000 08:44 PM
hey 22 gauge, the day i let some punk ass civilian like you judge me is the day i quit putting 9 out of ten in the black from 5oo yds..ha ha ha...bump it boys.. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Ian88 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 32) |
posted April 11, 2000 09:58 PM
Fuck-you 22 gauge! Ian IP: Logged |
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joker Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 66) |
posted April 11, 2000 10:15 PM
fuck you 22, you punk bitch. What the fuck do you know about marines. You should have nothing but respect for those guys, they sacrafice alot to keep us safe. My hat's off to all members of the armed forces. joker IP: Logged |
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MattTheSkywalker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 515) |
posted April 11, 2000 10:18 PM
22 gauge, You're an asshole. Your words only make that more apparent. I've never been a Marine (Army guy) but every Marine I ever served with was a consummate professional. Anyway 22g, stay a dickhead. We don't need you around anyway. Matt IP: Logged |
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Flex Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 42) |
posted April 12, 2000 02:17 AM
You goes are all profesionals....The way you back one another up is nothing short of comendable....Im honored to converse with you radical plate heads and you may not be marines, but you sure as hell bleed green in my book... Hooorah!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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conan69 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 481) |
posted April 12, 2000 08:42 AM
Hey 22g Fuck off asshole why dont we meet and i will show you what a faggot i am when i kick your fucking ass. Keep your stupid fucking comment to yourself or go somewhere else. hey Flex i get 10 out of 10 at the 500 every time... Semper FI ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ARM E MAN Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 90) |
posted April 12, 2000 09:20 AM
As far as i'm concerned all marines KICK ASS!! 22guage have some respect for those who who would fight for the way we live in this country. Conan might just CRUSH YOU!! ps: Our prayers go out to the families of the marines who gave thier lives this week. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Villan Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 184) |
posted April 12, 2000 09:34 AM
Hey man, don't fret. Go to your locoal Osco drug store or whatever you have close, and buy some Certopectin. It'll clean your system out in 4 hours guaranteed. Old probation trick. Only one downside, you'll be pissin and shittin for about a day to a day and a half. It works! IP: Logged |
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Cleaner Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 47) |
posted April 12, 2000 09:46 AM
Back when I was in I popped on vinegar. But that was back in 87. Hey 22ga. Hope our paths cross some day. If I were you I would stay clear of my field of fire. IP: Logged |
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chestyII Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted April 12, 2000 10:45 AM
Okay, listen here Devil Dog. The THC in Marijuana can stay in your system for over a month. They specifically test for this compound. The other bad thing is that the more you smoke it the more the compound builds up in your system. There isn't much you can do to mask the fact that you used. Only time will help you in that. If you do pop on the piss test, you will most likely get 30 days restricted duty, fined half a months base pay for two months and lose a stripe. The worst for a first offense is 30 days in the Country Club (CC or correctional custody). I don't know, but they may have an amnesty program if you do pop. Second offense is a court martial and dishonorable discharge. Watch your six, wish I had more uplifting advice. chesty ------------------ IP: Logged |
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chestyII Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted April 12, 2000 11:02 AM
Only got nine out of ten, but they were in the same hole! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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rjude34 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 20) |
posted April 12, 2000 11:09 AM
22Gauge needs to try and say that shit to any ex-military brother's face!!!!!! Dude I'm ex- Air Force and I would kick your ass for dogging a Marine!!! Don't fuck with something you can't even begin to imagine dealing with!!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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Luca Brasi Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 20) |
posted April 12, 2000 11:18 AM
They can detect it for up to a year from a hair sample I was told. IP: Logged |
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Sittin' On Diesel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 258) |
posted April 12, 2000 11:51 AM
Fuck off 22gauge. I have respect for all in the armed forces, as I was myself. True, there are some dipshits in the services but that gives you no right to say what you said. Give respect to those that protect all your freedoms, and your country. Flex- damn dude med hold sucks. You will probably get tested right away after coming off medical hold. Were they testing you when you were on hold? I knew some dudes that were in your same boat, got tested right after coming off hold and then kicked out. Hope they won't give you a piss test for a while. I don't know how strict the Marines are for piss testing, (ie: watching the piss leave you and enter the cup) maybe you can hook up a device- if you know what I mean. Well man, I hate to see a fellow soldier go down this way, best of luck. [This message has been edited by Sittin' On Diesel (edited April 12, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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chestyII Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted April 12, 2000 12:00 PM
Shit, if they could they would hold it for you. They watch you like they want to stroke you. So don't go using any device or trickery, they will bury you in an unmarked grave. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BigAssSigChi Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 13) |
posted April 13, 2000 02:52 AM
flex, go to GNC and get something called "Quick Caps". It s about $25 but its worth it, my friend just passed a drug test for a corporate job and had smoked about 2 weeks ago. It s 99.9 % guanteed to work hope this helps!! IP: Logged |
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Flex Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 42) |
posted April 13, 2000 01:31 PM
once again, thanks for the help... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 51) |
posted April 13, 2000 03:59 PM
Hey bro, I used to smoke bud all the time and I have seen people do this. If you have a piss test coming up in say a week or more just stop smoking and drink tons of apple juice, orange juice, and water. If you have an unexpected test coming up in say a few days or even just the next day, you had better start drinking all the OJ and water you can and puking your guts up and pissing all day. Ive seen people smoke blunt after blunt all day long and the next day pass a piss test. IP: Logged |
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NEWMAXX Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 11) |
posted April 13, 2000 11:02 PM
Weight lifter smoking weed?.... who whould da thunk it? -- IP: Logged |
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Slim Whitman Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 80) |
posted April 13, 2000 11:17 PM
Somebody is smoking a blunt right fucking now!!!! Oh wait, thats coming from my living room...I told them to wait for me!! Smoking in my own place without me...gotta go teach these mo fo's some manners...thats just plain rude!!!! Slim IP: Logged |
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happymf'er Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 24) |
posted April 13, 2000 11:32 PM
hey flex don't sweat it man. when i was in the army i had this crazy friend that actually drank a cup of bleach right before a piss test, eventually he did piss hot, but the only thing that happened to him is that he got an article 15. that isn't exactly good, but considering what else could have happened that isn't bad either. a little fine and some extra duty. and another thing about the test, they don't always check all of the bottles of piss if there is more than just you pissing then they may not even test yours. they test the piss bottles at random. other than that drink plenty of water and juice(cranberry or apple, or cran-apple, hehehe) piss alot and you should be ok. good luck man. hooah!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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