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BigDallas
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted April 06, 2000 10:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BigDallas   Click Here to Email BigDallas     Edit/Delete Message
How do you beat a polygraph test? What do they look for?

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CRYPTONITE
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posted April 06, 2000 11:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CRYPTONITE   Click Here to Email CRYPTONITE     Edit/Delete Message
THEY LOOK FOR VARIATIONS IN BREATHING, HEART RATE, ETC... YOU CAN BEAT IT BY PUTTING ICY HOT ON YOUR NUT SACK AND ARM PITS, IT PUTS YOUR BODY UNDER EXTREME STRESS AND THERE WILL NOT BE ANY VARIATIONS FOR THEM TO DETECT!

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Pubert
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted April 07, 2000 01:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pubert   Click Here to Email Pubert     Edit/Delete Message
Luckily, they have done away with lifestyles testing for people like me...

This is from someone who did a poly for the FBI.

Supposedly, if you have never done drugs, this puts you in the minority, so they understand if you end up failing, so its best to be truthful...however, if you really must hide it, they will usually ask you to relate it to something in your past...ie, they will pre-question you before the polygraph...so, if they ask if you've ever done drugs and you answer no, they will tell you that this puts you in the minority and they will ask you why you've never done them...here's where you have to come up with some major bullshit sob story...my buddy told them his dad was an alcoholic and left them at a young age, and so because of that he has never tried drugs, but his dad leaving them was a touchy subject. So when he ended up taking the polygraph and answered no...certainly the poly showed something was wrong, but they related it to being that it was because of his memories of his dad.

I hope that made sense...I hope it works...

Pubert

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RAGING BULL
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted April 07, 2000 03:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RAGING BULL   Click Here to Email RAGING BULL     Edit/Delete Message
Hey BigDallas,

If you want to beat a polygraph test so you can enter a drug free show, it helps to DRUG FREE! If you are using AS, do a non-tested show--don't screw with the truly natural athletes out there. I should know, I competed in natural shows for three years before I entered the Brotherhood. I wouldn't dare enter a drug free show now. Hey, why do you want to go up against those "little guys" anyway? Do your gear and play with the big boys!

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bad brains
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posted April 07, 2000 04:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bad brains   Click Here to Email bad brains     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 68109812
This is no shit, I took a poly test in New Orleans to get a job driving an armored car, if you cause your self pain throughout the test you will pass, from the first question they asked me (was my name so an so) I stepped on a tack I had in my shoe, no shit, I passed, my wife learned it from a psych proffesor in college, I though it was bullshit but it got me past the test..........

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komododragon
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posted April 07, 2000 06:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for komododragon   Click Here to Email komododragon     Edit/Delete Message
Hey FYI, it is a very serious Federal offense to deny someone a job, or fire them based on a polygraph test. The fine is $10,000.00. The U.S. Labor deptartment takes a very dim view of employers using polygraphs in the work place. If you are being required to take a test as a condition of continued employment, by all means take it let them fire you and then make a bee line to the nearest labor lawyer. Cause you just won the jack pot.
If you really have any more specific questions email me and I'll look up the exact law.

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Pubert
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted April 07, 2000 12:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pubert   Click Here to Email Pubert     Edit/Delete Message
Some of us have special clearances/accesses that if taken away mean that our career is down the shitter...so fired or not, its the same thing. I could stay in the company, but do what? Cleaning toilets? Its like a forced retirement...

Sometimes, you just have to face it...

And I don't see how the pain thing works...usually if you do something like that, they will think the machine is miscalibrated, and if they can't get it running right, they will just come back and do it again...I'm not questioning you, since I know you said you passed...but since we outsource our poly tests, if they can't do it on that specific day, they will reschedule and come out again...especially if they do more than one poly in a day...

Pubert

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