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Author | Topic: BEST POSSIBLE NEWBIE ADVICE |
spoonman Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 43) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I am giving this "advice" because I am a juice newbie and this helped me out bigtime. Also I have alot of experience at being a newbie at different things and this works across the board. So here it goes. 1) Decide what your goals are (mass, cuts, 2) Gather all the info you can about the 3) Then ask questions if there is something 4) Then EXPERIMENT with what you found in
The mods are there simply as our spiritual guides to keep us from straying too far from the path. But only through experimentation can jonny learn what his body responds to most effectively. But note this is not just a blind stab in the dark. If you have done proper research in steps 1 - 3, this should be an informed and well educated guess. This is the process I used in my cycle as well as everything else I was a newbie in. I gathered info and finally at one point, I just said fuck it. No one can help me anymore because now only my body can answer what is the best. Just think --- what you are really posting is "what is the best cutting cycle FOR ME." How can someone other than your own internal chemist properly answer that? Now if this cycle don't work, you try a different one using the other stuff from step 2. Then when you ask a mod or vet now they know more of the situation and can better evaluate. Plus you met them halfway and did the important leg work. Perfect example -- I posted recently about already having deca dick after just 2 days. A few bros said "impossible it takes weeks to kick in." However I know my body. I walk around with perma-wood. Now it's nothing but a dangler. So on saturday my dick was as hard as chinese language class and on wednesday it is as soft as a wet chow mein noodle. Also no full erection, plus I have already developed a small deca gut. Classic deca sides. And this in 3 days! What's the answer? Shit, I dunno. Spoon's body must be very prone to deca side effects very early. (BTW, if any mods or vets have other theories let me know. For some reason the few posts that I do never get a big return on answers) Just look at the threads and you can see this - this bb gets gyno by breathing too heavy, but this other bb takes 5000 mgs test every 20 minutes, 1200 sus every 8 minutes, and 250 dbol tabs a day and and damn if he ain't got the best pecs this side of Oliva. BB # 2 wouldn't get gyno if you put a bag of wet sand in his pecs. That' tells us newbies to be aware of the sides, take the precautions and if we see titties other than on our women, then next cycle, guess what? That brings me to another point. Perhaps newbie cycles should be as short as possible until we discover what works and what doesn't. My first is only 6 weeks to test the waters. I know this is a debatable since first cycles see better results and some AS need longer, but I see the pros outweighing the cons because for a newbie this is unchartered territory. Just a thought. So experiment you mad little chemists and have some fun. I'm having a "bol" doing it. I can't wait till next cycle to try the other alternatives from step 2. And to think I slept through chem class. Anyway, as that fukin hat wearing bear with the lit match says "ONLY YOU..... KNOW WHAT JUICE WILL WORK, ONLY YOU." Then he shot some sus and shit in the woods. BTW, sorry bout the title Macro, don't mean to steal your thunder, but it's gotta be flashy to get the traffic.
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E2 Moderator (Total posts: 2052) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() good advice IP: Logged |
lil'tex Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 10) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() great advice. the info on the board is great, however, you never know what it will do to YOU, until you try it. IP: Logged |
airtyme Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 301) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() bump, we need to keep this one fresh at top! ------------------ IP: Logged |
rocky Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 124) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() BUMP THIS -- SOLID POST IP: Logged |
coyote977 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 55) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bump, This good friend of mine told me this "the worst question is the one that you don't ask" IP: Logged |
Arminius Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 34) |
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lil'tex Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 10) |
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LEGEND Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 13) |
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Roy Batty Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 2) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This is solid advice and actually coherent. ------------------ IP: Logged |
D-Town Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 208) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll be damed the guy makes since!!! Excellent advice spoonman!!!!! bump it up!!! IP: Logged |
demaroid Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 48) |
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Painkiller Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 102) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() bump!!!!!!!! [This message has been edited by Painkiller (edited April 06, 2000).] [This message has been edited by Painkiller (edited April 06, 2000).] IP: Logged |
1AbBIG Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 138) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Great post!!! I give it a BUMP! IP: Logged |
ghans Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 45) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Great post Spoonman! Back up top. ghans IP: Logged |
OMEGALOS Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well-written, informative advice...I'll give it a thumbs up! ------------------ IP: Logged |
RAGING BULL Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 42) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() SPOONMAN, I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF. I ALWAYS ENCOURAGE MY STUDENTS TO ASK QUESTIONS--WELL THOUGHT OUT ONES, NOT JUST A BUNCH OF WORDS PUT TOGETHER THAT MAKE LITTLE SENSE AND CANNOT BE ANSWERED. STUPID QUESTIONS-----------------BAD THERE IS A DIFFERENCE! IP: Logged |
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