posted March 29, 2000 12:46 AM            

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There is a fat , sloppy, cop who works out at the gym around me and my friends. He is a weak, piece of shit who thinks he's big. He always tells of shit about steroid use. Last night he brought a well-known narcotics agent in the gym and began pointing us out. Our Gym manager is a former police officer and keeps us informed on who's being watched so westay pretty low-key about our AS. The fat cop used to take AS and cannot now because of his job and medical reason. He's so fucking jealous. About 6 months ago I called him out to the parking lot to kick his ass, he pussied-out. Shoud I call him out again???????

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posted March 29, 2000 12:50 AM            

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UMMM... im not an exspert but ive always found that kicking a cops ass is a good idea! Especially when your on some form of illegal substance that he could indite you with later. you might wanna rethink this whole plan.

But hey... who am i to stop a person from spending some quality time at the local jailhouse.

Let it go Bro'

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posted March 29, 2000 12:52 AM            

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Bro,

No flame here, but:

DON'T BE A JACKASS. You wouldn't believe how miserable the cops can make you.

Matt

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posted March 29, 2000 12:52 AM            

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Kicking someone's ass is not worth jail time (no matter how much he may deserve it).

Jon

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posted March 29, 2000 01:05 AM            

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leave it alone. the bigger you get, the more its gonna mess up his head!

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posted March 29, 2000 01:23 AM            

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Yeah...take his sorry ass outside....beat him with a tire iron...dismember the body..throw it in the trunk..and then bury it in your backyard..next to the fire pit..and...uh...oops...sorry..must have had some repressed memories pop up there...

Now read your question again...and figure out the simple answer..
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posted March 29, 2000 01:48 AM            

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Umm.......NO!!!! Bro, come on, there are always going to be assholes in the gym. Ingore 'em, go about your business. Accomplishes nothing, only brings trouble.

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posted March 29, 2000 02:04 AM            

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If anything, stay the hell away from him. When he comes around you should move. The less he knows about you, the better off you and your friends are. Always remember that "Just because he doesnt get to you, doesnt mean he cant get to one of your friends!"

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posted March 29, 2000 04:08 AM            

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Don't waste your time getting physical with him... Go where it hurts... Tell him he is a FAT lard couch sack that stinks. If that is what he needs to do to make himself feel better by f'in other peoples lives, he obviously needs some self esteme classes!

My 2 cents

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posted March 29, 2000 04:58 AM            

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Who gives a fuck if somebody points you out, fuck em. Maybe he was asking the owner for a good hook up so why would anyone care, cops and MP's used to work out at the gym I went to for a long time and i even became pretty good friends with some, who cares.

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posted March 29, 2000 10:34 AM         

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BRO LOOK, I WORK OUT WITH A NARCOTICS AGENT,GUESS WHAT. HE IS TAKING SUSTANON AND DECA. BENCHPRESSES 480. HE TOLD ME HE NEED THE STRENGTH FOR STREET THUGS. I NEVER TOLD HIM NOTHING ABOUT MY ENCOUNTERS WITH SUS. U WOULD BE SURPRISED WHO IS TAKING WHAT.

IS IT TO BE OR IS IT TO BE WHAT WE SAY IT WILL BE?

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posted March 29, 2000 10:46 AM         

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A friend of mine that works out in Dallas gets his AS from a cop.
I think if you have a problem with this cop take his ass outside and start kicking. I understand they feed you real good in jail and you could bulk up on the state. You might have to get someone to stick your roids up thier ass hole to get them in, but I'm sure the shit will just wash right off. L8R

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posted March 29, 2000 10:53 AM         

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Aggravated assault on a police officer is a 1st degree felony punishable by up 25 years in jail. If your gym is under that much of a microscope, go to a different gym. Fighting might be OK when your a teenager and your parents can pick you up from the station, but adults lose there freedom for it. Normal fighting you can probably get probation, but if you touch a Law Enforcment officer you are in deep shit!

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posted March 29, 2000 11:15 AM            

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Mr T aggravate assualt it only when they are on duty. If you have a quarrel with a off duty cop and you get into it's just like fighting anybody else. Let is go son. Cop will be up your ass 24/7 if you pursue this. They might even get a warrant to search your house if you ever get into again with this cop. Go to the gym workout and leave. It's not a boxing forum. Good Luck.

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posted March 29, 2000 12:13 PM            

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from here on out only refer to him as "slim" i know this pisses fat people off. secondly, you've already proven your point. you called him out and he's the puss that wouldn't go. just remind him of that on occation if he continues to piss you off and leave it at that. make sure he knows that in your mind you've won and leave it at that.

i busted a cops nose one time when he tryied to arrest me. after much $$$ i beat him in court too. it was a great feeling but not worth the cash it took to be able to do it. just play the mind game. no lost time or money there.

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posted March 29, 2000 12:44 PM            

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Been there done that. Look, this guy is a real prick who will definately lock you up if you kick his ass. My run in was with a local cop who liked my girl. I saw him where I was bouncing, we had words then went outside. Basically i kicked his ass but not bad physically. I was training hapkido and shoot fighting (haven't in 2 years but that stuff stays with you if you are pretty good)and had him totally defenseless on the ground with the weight of my body on my forearm that was placed on his thoat. I let him up and he split. No charges were filed as i reminded him that he was the one who threw the first punch. I don't recommend fighting with the law in fact I have the upmost respect for the boys in blue. unfortunately when these assholes are off duty, they have a few beers and feel they are above the laws that they enforce.

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posted March 29, 2000 01:02 PM            

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sounds like a hippocrit shithead, but is it really worth jailtime? fuck it, mudstomp em

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posted March 29, 2000 01:24 PM            

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Lifting good! Jail bad!

Id feel like kicking his as to though, I understand.

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posted March 29, 2000 02:02 PM            

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Well no one is above a ass kicking. I would just catch the bastard out some where else, PUT A MASK ON, and beat that ass. They all carry off duty so watch for the gun. It is all about choices. Does the good out weigh the bad.

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posted March 29, 2000 02:34 PM            

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Going to jail on assault charges...or letting him die a long slow death from coffee and donuts...I think the latter would be better revenge

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posted March 29, 2000 02:38 PM            

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Hey bro! I know the feeling, but they can always get the upper hand..Let him OD on doughnuts or something.Phuck im'

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posted March 29, 2000 03:41 PM            

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You'll do less time for AS use than you would for assualt & battery of a police officer.

Most people adhere to a very strict schedule, including the time they go to the gym. Try going at a different time to avoid this police officer.

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posted March 29, 2000 04:25 PM            

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i say if he is willing to throw down not as an officer but as a man just make sure he hits you first i guess
i wouldnt do it but shit happens just becareful

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posted March 29, 2000 08:56 PM            

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IF YOU READ MY POSTS YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT BAD COPS, BUT BELIEVE ME BRO, YOU
CAN'T WIN. JUST FOCUS ON WORKING OUT AND
IGNORE HIM. IF HE CONTINUES TO BOTHER YOU
CALL YOUR LOCAL POLICE STATION AND TALK
TO HIS CAPT. AND FILE AN OFFICIAL COMPLAINT.

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posted March 29, 2000 09:26 PM            

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WE ALL KNOW MOST PO ARE ASSHOLE CANDYASSES. IT WOULD BE BEST TO JUST LET HIM BE JEALOUS OF U AND LAUGH AT HIS POOR ECONOMIC AND PHYSICAL STATE HE IS IN.

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posted March 29, 2000 09:53 PM            

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Why even pay attention to his punk ass

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posted March 30, 2000 09:57 PM            

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Just stay away from him and make sure your "porch" is always swept clean so he's got nothing on you.

deltman

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posted March 31, 2000 12:08 PM            

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Better yet, tell him that you are on Nor-ando-doughnuts, and that if he would stop eating regular doughnuts and go with these (tell him to specifically ask for them at GNC), then he can lose weight and put on about 40lbs of muscle.

Peace

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posted March 31, 2000 12:10 PM            

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Here is what you do, when he is at the gym again try to get yourself real close to him when you are doing heavy!!! dumbbell curls when he is not looking trip over a plate or something on the floor and let the 80lbs dumbbell hit him upside his head (oooops) accidents happen.

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posted March 31, 2000 12:18 PM            

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Bro, just work out right beside him and workout with twice as much weight as he does. Belive me, it will eat him up inside.

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posted April 01, 2000 12:58 AM            

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heres how you take care of that peice of shit.

order some dbols from thailand and have them sent to his house. when customs flags it and calls for controlled delivery his fat ass will be receiving a controlled substance.

that will be the last you see of donut boy

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posted April 01, 2000 12:11 PM            

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Kickin cops asses?! Haha, I love it, it may be fun to think about but, it is highly illegal and he'd probably get his cop buddies on your ass pullin you over for assinine shit and harrassing you. There's more than one way to skin a cat though.Hehe. If this cop is an ass---e, there are ways to get to him, believe me.

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posted April 01, 2000 01:25 PM            

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Thanks For the advice guys. I Have Decided not to kick his ass but to grow fucking huge right in front of him!!!!!!

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posted April 01, 2000 02:58 PM            

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big dog
i know what you mean about he cop. is he a street cop or just one of those jailors. if he isnt a street cop them fuck him. just remember that they fight all the time in the jail. i would take real pleasure in crushing that fool. as far as his narcotics partner goes---they are nothing but low life pieces of shit with a lisence to commit crimes. they are all crooked. fuck him to. its a wonder how none of them make much money but half of them live on golf courses and in very nice neighborhoods. they wree all nerds who got picked on in high school. i hate all the bastards. FUCK BOTH OF THEM AND TELL THEM NVR2BIG SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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posted April 01, 2000 08:11 PM            

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Keep in mind also, I hear that hitting a police officer is a felony. You don't want that on your record.

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posted April 02, 2000 12:50 AM            

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Bro, I've worked out with cops before and they have a saying....."you fuck with one cop, you fuck with them all", just be careful and dont drop to his level. "B"

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posted April 02, 2000 01:08 AM         

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HAHAHA, who said throw an 80 pound dumbell at his head? That's fucking hilarious! That's not just an oops, that's like a sorry about your permanent brain damage. I've always wanted to take one of those little ten-pound plates and whip them like frisbees at people. Heh heh.

Anyway, I like the idea of just calling him slim. Always call him that, and act real disgusted and revolted by him.

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