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Cool Novice 
Posts: 40 |
I know its kind of off track but I have kind of a strange question. I have been on 400mg Deca and 200mg of Cypt per week for about 8 weeks. I have heard and read on the site that Deca will give me what you guys call Deca Dick. Well I must react to Deca differently than most b/c I just want to have sex every 2 hours. My wife doesn't know Im on the gear so she just thinks Im a horny bastard. So any way I want to get something for her to make her want to have sex more than 1 time a month. Any one have the same prob.? If so what did you do, its killing me!!!!!!!!! is Yohimbine a source for women? Please help guys.     | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 2891 |
The reason why you may not be suffering from 'deca dick' is because it doesnt exist! hehe just kidding, its because you are also taking 200mgs of cypionate. Peace | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2818 |
Slip her a "roofies" and you'll both be just fine with having sex whenever you want. LOL Just kidding. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 235 |
Sheesh dude you're talking about a Spanish Fly that actually works! If you find it(something that makes women incredibly horny) you let me know, and we will be a couple of rich SOBs. It will be more valuble than the best winny out there. And the best part we won't have to do any cardio(at least the running kind). | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 534 |
THIS MAY NOT BE THE BEST ADVICE, BUT I CAN'T SEE MYSELF WITH A CHICK WHO WILL ONLY KICK DOWN ONCE A MONTH. YOU MIGHT TELL HER THAT SHE ISN'T DOING IT FOR YOU, BRO. IF SHE CARES, SHE'LL TRY HARDER. IF SHE DOESN'T CARE, FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO FUCK AND ENJOY LIFE. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 40 |
Guys I fucked up and married her b/c I thought she was a nymph. It turns out she's a damn nun. That means I get none. I have heard of a lot of herbs that GNC sales to up the lobido of women but I have know idea what they are called. Any one know of such things???? Do you guys think Viagra would work on women? I could buy some of that and place a little in her drink or food. What do you think???? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
There is a product that I saw in one of my wife's Cosmo magazines (I like to look at the pictures, ok?) called Lady V, the V stands for Viagra. It's supposed to kick up the libido of any woman like 20 times. It's an herbal product, I don't remember what's in it, but it sounded pretty safe. Could be your ticket. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 40 |
KRAZYK You may have just saved me a lot of cheating dude!!! I just called the GNC and they have one bottle left and the guy said all yea when I ask for it, he told me it has been saleing like mad!!! Dude Im so damn excited now I cant wait to throw one down her throat. Hell maybe even two or three ha ha ha.... KRAZYK Keep reading that COSMO dude you are the man if this shit works. HAVE YOU TRIED IT KRAZYK???? [This message has been edited by ABBS (edited March 27, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
Correct me if I am wrong (and thats very possible), but won't he have to worry more about the "deca-dick" after he comes off the cycle, and not while he is on it ? The test he's taking will keep him "strong like bull" while on, but unless he hits the Clomid or HCG when coming off, his natural test levels will be hurting for a little while and his soldier might not want to stand at attention for some time. I had this problem when I was younger after coming off a d-bol cycle and didn't use anything to jump start my natural test and MAN was it the worst trying to explain to my girl at the time why I couldn't get it up. It might not be the wife you will be worrying about, she might be worrying about you !!! Any others care to elaborate or correct me, please do... | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 13 |
I must be lucky becasue my girlfriend wants it all the time. She said she was never like this before, its becasue I am able to please her so well. I just started my first cycle, it tell her that it is going to get better. My sugestion would be to perform better and she will want it more. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
LOL, glad I could be of help, bro. I have not tried it myself, cause my wife is still horny enough for me, just got it 4 days in a row, hehe. Hope it works for you! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 135 |
Abbs, maybe all your wife needs is a boyfriend on the side? Just kidding, Viagra works great for my girl friend, it simply intensifies the sensation in that area plus increases the blood supply. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 534 |
IF SHE TAKES TEST, THAT WILL UP HER LIBIDO BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE. TELL HER IT WILL MAKE HER THINNER OR SOMETHING. DUDE, WHY ARE YOU MARRIED IF YOUR LADY DOESN'T LIKE TO FUCK? DAMN, I'D DIVORCE THAT ASS SO FAST IT WOULD MAKE HER HEAD SPIN. I'M SORRY, BUT LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO GO WITHOUT THE SIMPLE PLEASURES...LIKE POUNDING PUSSY ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 40 |
My wife said ever since our kid she has had problems feeling horny. She said it hurts when we start and once we get in to it more she has no problems at all. Like I was saying earlier she never had a problem before the kid. The kid is 1 year old now and Im getting pretty sick of hearing that excuse but that's the one she keeps using. I really don't think its my performance at all. I can make her cum a few times every time I want. So I have to take her word on not feeling horny do to the child birthing. I don't know but the pregnancy must do things to women that a man will never know. Dudes I am buying the Lady-V tonight and see if that will help. Thanks for all your help guys. Hey Big Johnson Word on the pounding Pussy. I hear you dude But I cant leave my kid no matter what. Ill just go get a little on the side. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
I can give you passwords to my pornsites...I de$ign them for living...  Good luck man !cheers | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 13 |
ABBS - Did she have an episiotomy when the kid was born? Did the OB sew her back up right? My wife on our second of four kids had a bad epis sewup and she hurt till she was way lubed and even then she would hurt like she had ridden a horse (me) for days. When we had the third the new OB said what's this and took out the double up layer and resewed her flat and man what a fuckin difference, One more kid and a Vas later it's still great. So what I am saying is make sure there isn't anything physical that makes her not want your third leg especially when she can tell you are horny as hell. Later man - LTR [This message has been edited by LongTimeR (edited March 27, 2001).] | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 4 |
What about PROHORMONES? Slip one into her kool-aid and see what happens. Testosterone is suppose to be one helluva libido booster, so why not a prohormone? Hell you never know...ANYBODY HAVE ANY THOUGHTS? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 197 |
Try some NorDiol and Kava Kava. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 534 |
SORRY BRO. I DIDN'T KNOW A KID WAS INVOLVED. YOU ARE DOING THE RIGHT THING TO TRY AND WORK IT OUT WITH HER. GOOD LUCK. OH, AND IF ANYBODY HAS PASSWORDS TO PORN SIGHTS THEY WANT TO GIVE AWAY, EMAIL ME! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 484 |
Try DHEA it sopposed to bring up test levels according to gnc. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 251 |
This would be funny if it wasn't true. Hey dude I feel for you...honest, but it's illegal and just plain wrong to slip anyone anything against their will, under false pretenses, or without their knowledge. That includes your wife. Besides, there's a good chance her problem isn't physical anyway. Women have all kinds of weird reasons for not being turned on that men can't even begin to understand. She could feel unattractive or underappreciated. Buy her a card and some flowers and try being extra nice to her all day. Sometimes it works wonders. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 38 |
zeke b is right, do nice stuff for her, tell her how beautiful she is, tell her how much she turns you on, tell her you love her and don't listen to anyone telling you to divorce! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
I've heard of this stuff from Pinnacle called Monkeying around. According to the ad it says it's a sexual enhancer designed especially for women to spark and support healthier, more satisfying relationships. It contains Monkey Ti Kuan Yin, Oolong Tea, Zallouch Root Maca Pure and Horny Goat Weed. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2168 |
HORNEY GOAT WEED..IF THIS DOESNT WORK..LOW DOSE SHOT OF KETAMINE....i HAD MY GIRL ON GANABOL FOR A WHILE....A BUCKING BRONCO SHE WAS | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 57 |
Give her a nice shot of test, that should do. In about 8 weeks at about 250mg/wk she should have a clit big enough to fuck you and your dog! LOL. Sorry, just jokin'. I know where your coming from big fella, it's got nothing to do with your wife - it's that thing called marriage. I'm 24 married for two years, my wife was a nymph - not any more. I think it has alot to do with them losing confidence - over a long period. Guys don't come up to them and try hit on them, they feel fat and ugly (even if they're not) and take it out on you by not putting out. Sorry, had a bad day today - few personal probs. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 251 |
The real problem is that men age better than women. This is biological so that women are most attractive when they are most fertile, but men are most attractive when they are best able to provide food, shelter and protection...when they are physically larger and smarter/wiser. If your woman finds you either too ugly or too attractive you are pretty much screwed. By male standards, every woman is totally insane. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 32 |
Yo Abbs I've had the same fuckin problem. Wife said the same thing, since she had our first kid (2yrs ago) her sex drive hasnt been the same. Shit, I wish I could get it once a month from her but nope. So I did what most other hornyass mofos who were on test would do- found some girls on the side. But man if I could've found something to prevent me from fuckin around on her I would've cause I kinda feel like a piece of shit for doing it. Oh well, what the hell can you do? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 161 |
Testosterone gel is the hot ticket here. It is used all the time to increase women's libido when it is lacking. It is not enough by any stretch to cause side effects and all it takes is a little rubbed on the vagina and she will be fired up in no time!! Trust me it works....I tried it on my ex. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 251 |
quote: Dude, if she's letting you rub on her vagina, |
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posted March 27, 2001 03:04 PM
