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b fold the truth

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posted March 26, 2001 03:10 PM

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I am looking to add about 50-60lbs of lean body mass over the next 3-4 weeks. Here is what I have in my "stash".

Any stacking ideas?
Please note that I have 500mg prop, 5 anadrol and 5 dbol...but would like to use them sparingly. The stress liquid is for the anadrol/dbol stomach upset. The evening primrose oil and the milk thistle is to help with my liver as I stack the crunch n munch with my Beam and Absolut. I do have some vitamin c, centrum, andro, and dhea in there too. Any ideas on doses?

Have fun with this.

B True

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RJNCMEDIC

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posted March 26, 2001 03:17 PM

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you're not even worth a decent reply


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ch0ke

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posted March 26, 2001 03:19 PM

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funniest post today


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hookitup

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posted March 26, 2001 03:20 PM

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Take the absolut in the evening and the Jim Beam in the morning. Good choice having the absolut "Citron" - you will get a good 5 or 6 milligrams of vitamin c.

Now for the easy cheese - its a little known fact that it works the same as synthol due to its high oil content. In fact, its better because you have to manually inject synthol, but the easy cheese is already pre-charged so you don't have to plunge it in yourself. Also, unlike synthol, the ingredients are printed on the side so you know exactly what you're putting in your body. If you were on a cutting cycle I would recommend sharp cheddar because it improves your definition.

You can eat the crunch and munch all day long, but it is best to eat it bare handed prior to a workout because the sticky residue will help with your gripping strength.

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ROM

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Blend together in a blender for 4-5 hours. Then insert an iv into your temple on the side of your skull and pump into brain using a 500 gallon compressor at full force. You'll notice a slight irritation and some mild headache like symptoms...LOL funny guy...

Dude...sell crazy somewhere else...we're all stocked up here !!!


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b fold the truth

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posted March 26, 2001 03:32 PM

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Glad to see some humor on here!!!!!! Hope everyone has fun with this.

hookitup----I laughed and laughed and laughed at that one. You put more thought into your reply than I did my post :-)

lol guys

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ROM

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posted March 26, 2001 03:40 PM

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laughed and laughed at which one ? all i suppose..the one about injecting the squeeze cheese...funny as hell !!!


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LCBUTLER

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posted March 26, 2001 03:54 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by hookitup:
Take the absolut in the evening and the Jim Beam in the morning. Good choice having the absolut "Citron" - you will get a good 5 or 6 milligrams of vitamin c.

Now for the easy cheese - its a little known fact that it works the same as synthol due to its high oil content. In fact, its better because you have to manually inject synthol, but the easy cheese is already pre-charged so you don't have to plunge it in yourself. Also, unlike synthol, the ingredients are printed on the side so you know exactly what you're putting in your body. If you were on a cutting cycle I would recommend sharp cheddar because it improves your definition.

You can eat the crunch and munch all day long, but it is best to eat it bare handed prior to a workout because the sticky residue will help with your gripping strength.



That is some funny sh%t!!

No flame but I have to say that anyone who knows anything about this kind of cycle would do the Citron in the morning....If you drink enough, it could be considered "carb loading" Once you wake up from the citron loading you should then hit the cheese and the can!!

Just my .02


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The_Iron_Game

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posted March 26, 2001 03:57 PM

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lol, I dont know which school of thought you come from but my school emphasises that the rumour about mixing creatine with a fruit juice is all bull, mix it with Jim Beams


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LCBUTLER

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posted March 26, 2001 04:01 PM

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Iron Game...you are right on. As long as you know your Jim Beam is legit you are good to go. I think I remember something about the Crunch-n-Munch acting as an anti-estrogen as well.


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ThePitbull

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posted March 26, 2001 05:25 PM

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LMAO!!!

- post bro!

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primetime

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posted March 26, 2001 05:31 PM

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rofl!! your gonna get hyoooggeee!!!
esp. with the andro fuel, it'll pack on like 30 lbs in one week all by itself!! Enjoy your liquor


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Ash

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posted March 26, 2001 05:34 PM

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Wow you will be huge! haha
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ArnoldWannaBe

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posted March 26, 2001 09:07 PM

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While "hookitup" was correct in stating that you will need to take the Absolut Citron in the morning he/she forgot to mention that the half life of the Absolut and the Jim Beam is very short and you will need to take some every 4 hours.

I also can see that you have done your homework! Take the milk thistle every day. Divide the dosages into 2 capsules 2 times a day. In a heavy cycle like this you will need all the liver protection you can get.

Centrum can be supplemented with Geritol if you are over 35.

The DHEA combined with the Crunch 'n Munch should really give you some huge pumps and the Easy Cheese should help relieve your Pepto-Dick. But, if the Easy Cheese isn't helping your Pepto-Dick then try an injection of squeezed out tuna water and creatine. That always works for me.

Be sure to take the creatine only once a week and in 50 gram dosages.

Good Luck!


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Vanilla Gorilla

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posted March 26, 2001 09:14 PM

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I have been having a stressful ass day and that shit made me laugh. I appreciate it.


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