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Author | Topic: Mass cycle.......gonna grow now!!!! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 954 |
I am looking to add about 50-60lbs of lean body mass over the next 3-4 weeks. Here is what I have in my "stash". Any stacking ideas? Have fun with this. B True [This message has been edited by b fold the truth (edited March 26, 2001).] [This message has been edited by b fold the truth (edited March 26, 2001).] | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 77 |
you're not even worth a decent reply | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 105 |
funniest post today | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 170 |
Take the absolut in the evening and the Jim Beam in the morning. Good choice having the absolut "Citron" - you will get a good 5 or 6 milligrams of vitamin c. Now for the easy cheese - its a little known fact that it works the same as synthol due to its high oil content. In fact, its better because you have to manually inject synthol, but the easy cheese is already pre-charged so you don't have to plunge it in yourself. Also, unlike synthol, the ingredients are printed on the side so you know exactly what you're putting in your body. If you were on a cutting cycle I would recommend sharp cheddar because it improves your definition. You can eat the crunch and munch all day long, but it is best to eat it bare handed prior to a workout because the sticky residue will help with your gripping strength. ------------------ | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 46 |
Blend together in a blender for 4-5 hours. Then insert an iv into your temple on the side of your skull and pump into brain using a 500 gallon compressor at full force. You'll notice a slight irritation and some mild headache like symptoms...LOL funny guy... Dude...sell crazy somewhere else...we're all stocked up here !!!
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Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 954 |
Glad to see some humor on here!!!!!! Hope everyone has fun with this. hookitup----I laughed and laughed and laughed at that one. You put more thought into your reply than I did my post :-) lol guys B True | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 46 |
laughed and laughed at which one ? all i suppose..the one about injecting the squeeze cheese...funny as hell !!! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 86 |
quote: That is some funny sh%t!! No flame but I have to say that anyone who knows anything about this kind of cycle would do the Citron in the morning....If you drink enough, it could be considered "carb loading" Once you wake up from the citron loading you should then hit the cheese and the can!! Just my .02 | ||
Freak Posts: 2851 |
lol, I dont know which school of thought you come from but my school emphasises that the rumour about mixing creatine with a fruit juice is all bull, mix it with Jim Beams | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 86 |
Iron Game...you are right on. As long as you know your Jim Beam is legit you are good to go. I think I remember something about the Crunch-n-Munch acting as an anti-estrogen as well. | ||
Olympian Posts: 1586 |
LMAO!!! - post bro! ------------------ | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 40 |
rofl!! your gonna get hyoooggeee!!! esp. with the andro fuel, it'll pack on like 30 lbs in one week all by itself!! Enjoy your liquor | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 84 |
Wow you will be huge! haha ---------------------------- "Names Ash...Housewares" | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 155 |
While "hookitup" was correct in stating that you will need to take the Absolut Citron in the morning he/she forgot to mention that the half life of the Absolut and the Jim Beam is very short and you will need to take some every 4 hours. I also can see that you have done your homework! Take the milk thistle every day. Divide the dosages into 2 capsules 2 times a day. In a heavy cycle like this you will need all the liver protection you can get. Centrum can be supplemented with Geritol if you are over 35. The DHEA combined with the Crunch 'n Munch should really give you some huge pumps and the Easy Cheese should help relieve your Pepto-Dick. But, if the Easy Cheese isn't helping your Pepto-Dick then try an injection of squeezed out tuna water and creatine. That always works for me. Be sure to take the creatine only once a week and in 50 gram dosages. Good Luck! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 118 |
I have been having a stressful ass day and that shit made me laugh. I appreciate it. |
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