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jacked8

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:New York
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posted March 26, 2001 12:05 PM

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How many of you while on, get some the the worst smelling shit coming out of you ass that you ever smelt. I guess that it must be from all the protien.


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crazyguy

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posted March 26, 2001 12:11 PM

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yeah its from the protein...i get it all the damn time


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FirstTimeUser0001

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posted March 26, 2001 12:21 PM

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me too, its the most horrible smelling gas ever. I am starting to think it is all the milk I am drinking. I layed off the milk a little and stuck w\ water.. and my stomach felt much better... but it might just be the protien in the milk..


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jacked8

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posted March 26, 2001 12:29 PM

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My gf yells at me all the time because I always have it. From the eggs and the shakes.


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Badatta2d

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posted March 26, 2001 12:31 PM

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Clay

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:Your sisters closet
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posted March 26, 2001 12:48 PM

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FirstTimer, you may be lactose intolerant. We just had a discussion about this over at Anabolex. Whey protein is the killer for me. Gotta keep the fiber up also to avoid the roids....hemmeroids that is.


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thefacelessballer

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From:im from canada eh.
Registered: Oct 2000

posted March 26, 2001 01:11 PM

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its protein.. it how i tell if im getting enough.. if people dont want to be around me j/k


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Superman420

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posted March 26, 2001 02:26 PM

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Protein farts rule! I love clearing a building after a big protein shake, watching all those poor people gag in the workplace. I take probably two good hearty shits a day, my problem is it's like shitting oatmeal. Is their anything to harden up my shit so I can have little or no wiping? I hate having to finish the wiping job througout the day, I just wear a tampon so as not to stain my calvin kleins..hehehe!


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mike001

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From:bakersfield, CALIFORNIA
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posted March 26, 2001 02:52 PM

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you are one sick S-O-B
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Originally posted by Superman420:
Protein farts rule! I love clearing a building after a big protein shake, watching all those poor people gag in the workplace. I take probably two good hearty shits a day, my problem is it's like shitting oatmeal. Is their anything to harden up my shit so I can have little or no wiping? I hate having to finish the wiping job througout the day, I just wear a tampon so as not to stain my calvin kleins..hehehe!

[This message has been edited by mike001 (edited March 26, 2001).]


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Superman420

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posted March 26, 2001 04:03 PM

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Aye, you from bakersfield? THat's right close to where I'm from. In the farmland.


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Riker29

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:San Diego, CA, USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted March 26, 2001 04:28 PM

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Here is a GREAT suggestion for lessning gas due to protein shakes.

After you mix the shake (I use a hand mixer) be sure to let the mixture sit for a few minutes. This will allow a lot of the air which was captured in the mix to rise to the top and escape. Them just give it a quick mix with a spoon again THEN drink it.

Let it stand for a few though - this works wonders.


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g-zilla

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posted March 26, 2001 04:36 PM

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ive been known to melt eyebrows with the pungant flames that come from my ass---
G-ZILLA


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ROM

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From:Canada
Registered: Mar 2001

posted March 26, 2001 04:50 PM

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Haven't seen it in the states but in Canada I use this stuff called Bio-K it's live active 100% Acidopholus. It taste and looks like sour cream. I know that most people think that farting is good but it's not ! When I don't take it I fart and when i do there is no problem with gas. It also helps you digest everything you ingest better thus deleted the gas problem. Sure many of you guys use it but lots don't. It helps absorb more protein !!! I would take it through out the day..bet you'll see a difference in less than a week but it takes a couple of days to get used to it..Watch out..if you take to much the first couple of times, you'll be pissing out your asshole !!!

cheers


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