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Novice 
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I'm on my 3rd week of sus and deca cycle and I'm going to get drug tested for the air foce in 3 more weeks. Should I stop my cycle? Should I take clomid before my drug test? Is their anything I can take to help me pass? I know they don't test for steroids but they do check your test levels and shit..any info will be appreciated.     | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 36 |
No. I was in the Army for 3 yrs.(Special Forces). The usual military drug test is for weed, meth, lsd, pcp. ect. not steriods. My first sergent was the biggest d-bol junky I've ever known. He was 5'9" around 275 and no fat. He ended up becoming the battalion comand sergent major. In short they don't test for steriods in the military on a regular basis. Cad | ||
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Novice
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well, I know once your in you only take the piss test, but im talking about the inital test when they take blood and test it and the piss test | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 217 |
ten years of service in the army. that whole time i saw no one EVER get busted for roids.... EVER (on a test, that is!) don't keep the shit in the barracks like 1 dumb-ass i knew at ft. bragg. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 46 |
the military does not test for steroids unless they have some reason to believe your on them, and the military doesnt see gaining 20 pounds in a few months as steroid use so in short unless they find some gear in your room they will not test you. Their routine tests do not check for roids. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 22 |
Bro, if you're talking about the initial MEPS test, they only chk for recreational drugs and diseases (mostly STDs) Once you're in, the random pee tst is for recreational (coke, weed, LSD, X) unless they suspect you are doing it, then your commander can "command direct" you for a special test. I think even at that they have to test you for the specific gear you're on and testestrone test are not accurate. Can someone concur or correct me about the last part of my post? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 32 |
I took the meps test with winny in my system so dont sweat it bro | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
don't sweat meps bro. i took the test on my sus dbol cycle and it was fine. okay, here's the run down. the piss test is for recreational drugs like weed and shit like everyone else said. there's a paper where i read the fine print, not sure if you will get it, but the blood they take is for AIDS, not test levels and shit. half the time they don't check for rec drugs anyway, or here they don't. my friend dropped acid 2 weeks before and smoked weed 3 days before and still didn't get busted. and think of it like this, if you do get busted for drugs, they let you go back in 45 days to retake the test. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
NO the gayforce doesn't check for roidz cause their pussies, plus it costs them an ass load of cash for one puny test. They'll tell you if you're suspected of using roidz and ask you before they actually test you. I had a friend in the gayforce who passed with only high test levels, he used dbol and sust, and some deca, and said he used andro. You'll be cool if it's just gay random testing cause it's for the cool drugs not roidz bro so don't sweat it. Laterz | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
quote: Do you have a lot of gay friends? Maybe boyfriends. flamer | ||
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Novice
Posts: 8 |
First of all you can't be special forces with only 3 years on the Army. Somebody above said that so it's bullshit. Second they Army will only test for steroids if they suspect you. Don't rage and you'll be ok. Been there, done that. Peace | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
NO monkeyspank420 I'm not a fag, fag I was saying that the air force is gay and refering to it as the gayforce like other people I know who say it's gay. Fag | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 44 |
Fuck you Superman just cause your dumbass aint smart enought to get in don't knock it faggot. I've been in for 3 years and it way better than any other branch we are far beyond any of the other services. Navy=Faggots (except Seals) Army= Dumbasses nothing is good about them. Marines= Tough but not to smart Air Force= We kick ass!
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
Fuck you idiot you dumb fuck, I am in and hate every day I have left. Hence the name Gayforce which is hella gay with a lot of disgusting fat bodies. You should check out this one article I read on military and working out we (AF) rank the lowest of all the branches doing physical activity and it shows. Especially in the medical jobs they look like a fat bag of ass, so shut the fuck up cause the military is overrated and almost any dumb fuck can get it that's how they want it cause hardly anybody wants to join the military so they drop they're standards. Then you get fags like you that are all ate up with you're spandex bdu's and penis haircuts, and think you're the shit cause you're in the military. So fuck off biatch... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 345 |
first off, dont you know that deca can be traced in your system for up to 15months after its discontinued use, and I would like to say, I have never been in the military, but why do you think all these guys get out and join militia groups that oppose the US military and government, if you cant figure it out by now that your in a hole with a bunch of dick whipped dumbasses who take shit and orders from ignorant racist bastards then thats exactly why you are in there, you dont know any better. I think the military is for 1)dumbasses who have no hope in the world, 2)ignorant propaganda fed young dumbasses who are like you, 3)gays and lesbians who think they are wanted in the military, but really arent, and 4)just plain ignorant dumbasses who will suck cum from a donkeys dick if their sargeant told them too. [This message has been edited by CN1 (edited March 26, 2001).] | ||
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Novice
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don't worry, brother.the military only tests for the rec stuff, like someone already said.. had a group of friends who cycled the 2 1/2 yrs i was in germany...we had plenty of piss tests and they never can up hot..i dont think they will even test for it in special occasions.. just watch your ass when making friends at the gym, you never know who are C.I.D(dont know air force's equivilant)..all the military needs are two sworn statements saying someone sold or saw you with an illegal substance and kiss your rank good bye!!good luck and the service is just like anything else in life- it's what you make of it!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
Aye CN1 that's exaclty my thoughts on all the dipshits in the military, it's so true, I never met more rejects from mainstream society since I've been in. These retards were nothing in the civilian world and then they come in and no one knows anything about them and they think they're the shit. Fuck the military and the government, I don't belong in the milatary cause I don't believe in following all thes stupid orders that don't make sense, that's why I always get in trouble. I came in without a clue and FUCK, that's all I got to say. You should see the other side of this world it sucks. It's like being trapped in the matrix and no one's gonna offer you the red pill to face reality.. these dildo's are blind and still dependent on the system. Sorry if I rambled. No more comments from me. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 45 |
ok... first off I think it's funny how some of you get agitated by some of the shit other ppl you don't know say. anyway... I'm a reservist!! and curse the day I joined the the army. I met the biggest fucking idiots in my life at basic/ait. I'm sure these same idiots are civilians walking streets right now. however, there's a difference--- I don't have to deal with them, ever!!! moreover, there are ppl that get out of the force and become successful in the civilian world, others don't. like I said I did Army... whish I would have done airforce. better benefits!! funny thing is, that I see marines that just get out of boot camp. I admit it they go through a hard regimen of training. they come out completely brainwashed!! no personality a really sad thing and they think they can fuck anybody up. well, two marines came back home on leave and they decided to go to a bar that I was just hanging. I wasn't looking for any trouble I never do, even on gear. I'm only 5'8". one must have been 6'2" and the other maybe 5'10". well you know what happened. i wouldn't tell the story if I got fucked up. I choked them both out. a little jujitsu goes a long way. the moral of the story is wether you are in the airforce, army, navy, marines or just a fucking computer geek like me...don't stereotype.. you might get choked out!!!!! good luck... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 345 |
bro Im a bouncer at a nightclub, well its a korean nightclub to be exact, anyway one night this guy, you know asians are already small, well he proceeds to tell me, "man Im in the marines" "I know pain" "Im a badass" Im in the marines, you know all this bullshit, he was drinking heavily, well later on that night in the club at closing time this dumbass had drank so much he was wobbling and couldnt even walk or get up, in a chair almost passed out drunk off liquor, I went up to him and said I thought you were a marine, you know pain, well basically your a fuckin baby who dont know shit..........I cant stand it, all fuckin military people think they are the toughest individuals on the fuckin earth, and half of them only go about 5'6 135lbs. Now who the fuck ever taught them they should walk around like mike tyson is evidently stupid himself, because most ghetto girls in LA could whip their asses. [This message has been edited by CN1 (edited March 26, 2001).] | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
Hey Superman420 Keep that dick in your mouth you fukin dumbass. All your shit talkin is retarted. Anyway you are talking shit about yourself you fucin moron. How many people join the air force for the physical challenge anyway. you are the dumbass. Most people join it for the training. The air force are not GI joes they are more technical and if you have not realized that by now just put your boys dick back in your mouth. I hope you get raped by a bunch of disseased gorillas fuckin you in every oraface. Sorry for the flame to everyone else, but you just suck donkey dick super fag.. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
hey super fag since you are so used to it lick em. maybe even humm on em. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 345 |
juicemonkey your grammar and english spelling is horrible, you know what it takes a smart individual to realize that the situation he or she is in is a bogus bullshit brainwashing fag haven, you know what most people in the military never figure it out, but for the ones who do figure it out it takes a real man to come out and chastise his or her affiliation with a government agency, one that he is in or represents. Like I said all military is for dumbass ignorant gay stupid moronic imbissil losers..........all these are in the military category........LOSERS!!!!! who is stupid enough to be shot and killed for what, their country, yeah right, no mans life is worth a sargeants command, do you know how families feel who lost a loved one in battle or a military related incident, well when their loved one dies what does the country do for the family, nothing, they lie, cover up, and practically spit on them.......do you people in the military want to die for the cause, do you want to die for that ugly tobacco spitting sargeant who sux dick? Well I never would!!!!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
MOnkey spank you are a very ignorant individual, I didn't come into this shit for physical challenge but for training, and found out the training is stupid, a four year old could do my job. I am not willing to die for this bullshit cause, all you are is a number nobody gives a fuck about you or who you are. If you died no one would even care, they would make up a lie to your family to make it look like the government wasn't involved. Where you at Keesler, you LA pussy. You brainwashed idiot, you need to take a look at your ignorance and what you believe in. But it probably doesn't matter there's no hope for you just another statistic who can't make it on the outside. My favorite is when they try to tell you if you get out you could only work at like burger king, just because they have such low expectations of themselves doesn't mean everyone else does. I have about thirty friends in the AF, and some in the Marines and all of us realize we are idiots and can be doing a lot better. We feel stupid for joining good thing I got a year left. WEll lets stop this cause you just keep making yourself look more ignorant everytime you post a reply. So please go fuck yourself and your firstskirt. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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At first I was not going to reply to a post like this(and I proberly shouldn't). I take great offense to what was said above. But i'm sure y'all can careless on how I feel or what the other board memebers might feel. It comes down to having respect for one another. First off i'm not in the military! I'm a college student, with a good GPA, I am not claiming to be smart, but I am a hard worker who gets the job done. After I get my degree I plan on joining the Navy,to follow my long life dream of being a Navy SEAL!!! My reason for joining the Military is personal, but I want to be the best of the best, and I personal believe SEALS is the way to go for me. You see being second best doesn't set well with me. But from the comments above, I guess I'm a dumbasses who has no hope in the world, i'm a loser, i'm gay, and whatever other general statements were said above.
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
Sorry if I offended you, but some people are for the military, and some arnen't. I know people also who went in like you do to fulfill life long dreams and regret it, and some that love it. I'm just not into it, I know a lot of good people died for this country but that's a different topic. THey were appreciated at the time, only in America can a vietnam vet sleep in a cardboard box and a draft dodger sleeps in the white house (billy boy) think about it. THey don't respect us or the vets for the bullshit and things we do. We have to be overworked and underpaid for the amount of bullshit we put up with and worry about spending time with our families, while most college kids only have to worry about which university they want to attend or which color mustang they should pick out at their parents expense. Just like the Dale Earnhart thing, he made ass loads of money for driving a car and no one cared about those army guys who died in the training accident around the same time. NOt trying to flame you, but my advice which really doesn't matter is, use your college for something better. Just at least think about it, or good luck with whatever you choose to do. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
I know many people who have gone into the military AF, navy, marines, and army. A few of them regret it, but damn near all of them do not regret it. The government is not perfect. In fact is sucks, but if they can give me the training I am looking for then I am going in. Some people do not like it. That is their opinion and everyone is entitled to thiers. Do not blame the whole military if you do not like it. Just because you picked a shitty job does not mean there are not better ones out there. And as for my grammar who givezz a phuck.?>>/ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 141 |
You guys should relax a little with the name-calling. It's really unnecessary. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 20 |
im in the coast guard and i have no idea why all of the branches just talk shit about each other.. we are there for a purpose.. not to see who's better.. we all do something different you know? i just think its dumb to argue crap like that | ||
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Cool Novice
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Bros, have to give my 2 cents..The ppl who are in the AF know we're not the most gung ho of all branches...I highly respect those who are marines, navy, army, even coast guards. These branches are fill with highly disciplined people and those who are willing to give up a lot in defense of their country. I joined the AF because of their education benefits and the quality of life. Sure, we don't have it easy as non mil ppl, but much easier than the other branches. Also, ppl who join the military are not dumbasses..etc.. Some of us join because they want to see the world, other join to get their college done for free, I can go on and on. I take orders for 4 yrs in return for I get a Pre-Law degree with University of Maryland, a tiny pay chk, housing and food allowances. All I'm saying is take it easy on us Military ppl. Besides, someone have to defend the country. Peace | ||
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Novice
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Holy shit. Where did all this come from?...im sorry for the post. How did we go from passing a drug test to dieing for a country. And don't even start to diss the military, everybody should join the military for at least 4 years. You are living in a free country, how do you think it got this way?? Thanks for all the responses that helped answer my question. I will be taking the test in 3 weeks..wish me luck, I will let you guys know how it goes... |
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posted March 25, 2001 01:55 AM