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swolupdieter

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posted March 24, 2001 10:06 PM

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hey bros-- I was wondering if the border patrols were being very picky with searches. What I mean is that springbreak is here and there are alot of people trying to smuggle back gear. Need advice on where to store my gear in a chev.Z1 pickup truck year model 1997. Is there a place under my hood where I can store gear or should I put the gear inside the truck.

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Eramthgin

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posted March 24, 2001 10:14 PM

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First keep your gear down to about $500. And don't be a bud and buy for someone else. Because they are not your buds and they won't bail you out of jail or pony up the money for the fine. Plus carry that much cash ($500) because that is what your fine will be if you get caught. Vials cant be sniffed by dogs but pills can. Don't try and get smart and hide the shit...because you aint. Not an insult but pros get caught all the time. If you are going to drive just put the shit in your luggage. A vial here a vial there. By some cheap shit but no booze. Tell the border you have nothing to declare except the cheap trinkets.


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ultragainz

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posted March 24, 2001 10:24 PM

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bro this isnt a joke i saw this on the news today...see what well happen is if they see juice on you you are hit...ya bro that is from the back...ya hit from the back....see this guy i saw on the news was bring back juice and they caught him!!!i was like shit bro!!! shit!!!!run for your life!!!!but the poor guy was not too lucky...hell no not at all...see what happened was when they caught his roids they.....hell no i cant say it bro it was sick!!!sick bro!!sick!!!....well i give it to you.....sit back bro and get a bag cuz you might throw up....ok ready?see when they caught him they got a blue glow in the dark thong and made him wear it!!!ya he was wearing it!!....then they blind folded his eyes and bent him over and you know what happened next.....the poor guy his in a mental hospital right know......be safe down there....be really safe......later

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Your_Moms_Kneepads

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posted March 24, 2001 10:53 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Eramthgin:
First keep your gear down to about $500. And don't be a bud and buy for someone else. Because they are not your buds and they won't bail you out of jail or pony up the money for the fine. Plus carry that much cash ($500) because that is what your fine will be if you get caught. Vials cant be sniffed by dogs but pills can. Don't try and get smart and hide the shit...because you aint. Not an insult but pros get caught all the time. If you are going to drive just put the shit in your luggage. A vial here a vial there. By some cheap shit but no booze. Tell the border you have nothing to declare except the cheap trinkets.
Dogs are NOT trained to smell pills. They smell coke,pot,smack,ect.
Please get your facts straight. Misinformation is a bad thing.

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littlearnold1069

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posted March 24, 2001 10:55 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Eramthgin:
Vials cant be sniffed by dogs but pills can.
since when can dogs sniff pills...and how would they be trained to recognize all of the different smells of pills and distinguish between aspiring and d-bol

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CN1

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posted March 24, 2001 11:04 PM

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I always heard they are trained to smell that pharmacy smell, it is foreign, so thats what I was told, but Im sure its all bullshit.


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Slopain

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posted March 25, 2001 12:21 AM

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Those dogs cant even smell weed good even after blazing it. They are looking for big shipments anyways then the dogs sdo their thing. There is always a risk youll get caught NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, I know some people that are 'pros' at that and they got busted so even if you do everythign right there is a chance (maybe small) that youll get popped. Not trying to scare you just to let you know it can happen.

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Zeke_B

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posted March 25, 2001 12:32 AM

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Dogs can smell pills!!! They aren't trained
to though. The number one thing that will
get you searched is profiling...if you look
like a juicer or a drug dealer you are in
trouble. Number two is your reaction.
Border dudes can sense nervousness. It's
their job. I've heard than on your person
is the way to go...anyone have any opinions
on this? Tape it to your nut sack or your
ass. Dogs sniff there anyway.


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bigbabybodybuilder

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posted March 25, 2001 12:52 AM

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Hey bro that was me one week ago. Went south got $500 worht of gear and threw it in the back of my jeep. On the way through the boarder, I saw a few cops, and a Dog!! I was scared shitless. The line moved foreward and they walked right by my car and the line stopped so the back of my jeep was right straight with them. I swear the dog looked straight at me through my side mirror. I thought I was up the creek. I started to think of what I would tell my aunt when she came to pick me up from my cell. But he didn't bark, he sneezed. I think he had a cold or something. I got to the toll guy and he asked what I was bringing back and why I was in MX. I held up some p.o.s. souveneers, told him I was in TJ partying with some friends, and before I could finish he told me to go ahead. Holy $#!& was I relieved.


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Caduceus

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posted March 25, 2001 12:53 AM

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Go to a smoke shop and get a stash can. There are fix a flats, engine cleaner cans ect. They don't give a shit about little roid shipments, their looking for illigals and trucks of coke and smack. The real risk is the Pharmacys. Alot of them narc you out to get thier drugs back. Thats right, they tell the border patrol your car and liscense and in return the border patrol return what ever you bought from them. I'm practically family to my pharmicy other wise I'd worry. Hope this helps. CAD


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Zeke_B

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posted March 25, 2001 01:05 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by Caduceus:
The real risk is the Pharmacys. Alot of them narc you out to get thier drugs back. Thats right, they tell the border patrol your car and liscense and in return the border patrol return what ever you bought from them.

I heard something similar. I heard that
the pharmacies near the borders charge
completely outrageous prices and when anyone
comes in, sees the prices, and says they
will take their business elsewhere, the
guys at the pharmacy give a description or
license number to the border guards. I
think the best advice would be to figure
out who you are going to buy from before
you even leave home and then don't tell
any of the locals why you are there. Don't
go pricechecking or window shopping at other
pharmacies. Assume they will rat you out.


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Caduceus

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posted March 25, 2001 01:14 AM

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I agree partly Zeke_B. In my opinion if your buying from a pharm you don't know which I assume you are. Then go deeper into mex. I mean there are two guys that have $2,000,000 on there heads in TJ so the border patrol isn't going to spend a whole day waiting for a 92 blue ford festiva with a black male 20-30 yrs old to come rolling through. Cad


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Zeke_B

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posted March 25, 2001 01:29 AM

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In this case, I'm repeating anecdotal
information. I'll readily admit I don't
know shit. Perhaps these tips sometimes
get on a list which sometimes gets
distributed which sometimes are observed
by the guards you drive past. Thousands
of cars pass through, but if they only got
a handful of tips with license plates....


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Caduceus

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posted March 25, 2001 01:37 AM

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Dude don't think I'm flaming you at all. At least I hope you don't. It's fact that certain Pharmacies rat you out. If they can get their shit back and keep your money then that's what their going to do. I'm not admitting to knowing everything about border transactions but I've been doing this for awhile and this is what I've heard from the pharmacists in the TJ area.


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Your_Moms_Kneepads

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posted March 25, 2001 03:21 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by Caduceus:
Dude don't think I'm flaming you at all. At least I hope you don't. It's fact that certain Pharmacies rat you out. If they can get their shit back and keep your money then that's what their going to do. I'm not admitting to knowing everything about border transactions but I've been doing this for awhile and this is what I've heard from the pharmacists in the TJ area.
There is one fatal flaw with your reasoning. If customs takes your goods how the HELL do the Mexican famacia's that sold it too you get it back. Again- another false rumor.
SOME places or particular people will inform on you but its not nearly as common as people would like to believe.

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Olympian

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posted March 25, 2001 03:22 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by swolupdieter:
hey bros-- I was wondering if the border patrols were being very picky with searches. What I mean is that springbreak is here and there are alot of people trying to smuggle back gear. Need advice on where to store my gear in a chev.Z1 pickup truck year model 1997. Is there a place under my hood where I can store gear or should I put the gear inside the truck.

Stay Hungry


BTW the Border Patrol has nothing to do with this.Its actually customs agents.

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Caduceus

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posted March 25, 2001 03:52 AM

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I was an agent. just kidding

[This message has been edited by Caduceus (edited March 25, 2001).]


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MikeBrooklyn

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posted March 25, 2001 06:32 AM

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The main thing is not acting like you smuggling a family of immigrants across the border Try to forget your carrying anything. Suspicion is whats gonna make them really look nothing more


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