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BigAssMidget

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posted March 20, 2001 01:27 PM

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I'm currently 3'11" 145lbs I'm wanting to get real cut up to do an adult film. Would 100mg winstrol-V per day stacked with something else do the trick? I can't use deca at all because it gives me deca dick really bad and Im gonna need the big guy working for this film.

Thanks for your help!

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One good thing about having a 14" inseam is that your penis doesn't have to be huge to hang to your knees- Big Ass Midget


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted March 20, 2001 01:30 PM

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WTF?!?LOL!!!This has to be a f*ckin'joke,haha...


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whodaman

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posted March 20, 2001 01:35 PM

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That's some funny shit....


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coolhandluke

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posted March 20, 2001 01:35 PM

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2thick- why do you insist on using a new alias every time you post?


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BigAssMidget

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quote:
Originally posted by HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex:
WTF?!?LOL!!!This has to be a f*ckin'joke,haha...

Its the big people like you that make us feel bad about ourselves. The sad thing is I probly get more women then you do.

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One good thing about having a 14" inseam is that your penis doesn't have to be huge to hang to your knees- Big Ass Midget


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted March 20, 2001 01:38 PM

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Well you're probably right,since I've been with the same woman for 15 years,lol...


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BigAssMidget

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posted March 20, 2001 01:39 PM

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Look if you dont know anything about juice then dont say anything. I just need help with my cycle. I thought i would ask for help, since I got gyno a while back that had to be removed.

I just don't want to go through that again...I looked like a freak. 3'11" with a B cup and an 8" penis.


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kingjohn

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posted March 20, 2001 01:44 PM

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HEY BIGASSMIDGET-

I'll help you.....look up Conan69's suicidecycle. Cut all the dosages in half (since you're half his height) and do it!

You'll be the most JACKED fucken midget ever..... since COCOA THE KILLER CLOWN (who is a must at every man's bachelor party)

YOU"RE THE MAN!


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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Look,my angry little friend,you need to lighten up...If you expect to be taken seriously,then quit making comments about your schlong,and ask a serious and direct question,without all the other B.S. that no one cares about...


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ajc

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posted March 20, 2001 01:54 PM

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Huck...Don't make me manbitch midget dick slap you.


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The_Iron_Game

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posted March 20, 2001 02:07 PM

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BigAssMidget, if you want to be taken seriously then post this on the chatboard


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MidgetPornStar

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They took my BigAssMidget account away...You big people are all alike.

Especially HuckleboobyFuckenprix


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HappyScrappy

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posted March 20, 2001 02:23 PM

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for the record - even though I have a midget thing going where I either hate 'em or love 'em depending on the day... this isn't me. maybe he's real, maybe he's not.
but it ain't me.
fucking midgets.

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I'm harder than Chinese arithmetic.


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Maxx Out

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posted March 20, 2001 02:27 PM

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Is this a joke...LOL.


Maxx >>>>>>


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conan69

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posted March 20, 2001 02:30 PM

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i want to see a pic first then i will believe you

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solidspine

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posted March 20, 2001 02:38 PM

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Post a pic!, Everyone would like to see.


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ajc

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posted March 20, 2001 02:46 PM

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You bros had me laughing my ass off out loud at work...I have to quit. I am the MIDGET PORN STAR! LOL


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PsychoSkitz

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posted March 20, 2001 02:50 PM

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Buy 2 stilts and call me in the morning.

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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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quote:
Originally posted by kingjohn:

You'll be the most JACKED fucken midget ever..... since COCOA THE KILLER CLOWN (who is a must at every man's bachelor party)

YOU"RE THE MAN!


This one had me in tears,damn funny sh*t bro,LMAO...


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Deepsquat

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posted March 20, 2001 03:12 PM

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well the first thing you need to do is lose some weight ! God you 're a fat little fucker aren't you? give us some stats....ARMS 6" legs 10" waist 30 " chest 28 " arm span ...3' 5" I killon myself here!
Seriously if your post is real then ( assuming that you have been lifting weights for a number of years) then how about trying 250 mgs of Sustanon per week and stack 3 d-bals a day to that ? Should dothe trick ....stay on 6 weeks use 1/2 tablet of clomid per day ( reduce chance of gyno) and at the end of you cycle do a tablet a day for 14 days.


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ajc

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posted March 20, 2001 03:25 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Deepsquat:
well the first thing you need to do is lose some weight ! God you 're a fat little fucker aren't you? give us some stats....ARMS 6" legs 10" waist 30 " chest 28 " arm span ...3' 5" I killon myself here!
Seriously if your post is real then ( assuming that you have been lifting weights for a number of years) then how about trying 250 mgs of Sustanon per week and stack 3 d-bals a day to that ? Should dothe trick ....stay on 6 weeks use 1/2 tablet of clomid per day ( reduce chance of gyno) and at the end of you cycle do a tablet a day for 14 days.


Bro...It was just me fucking around...That was funny though.


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Mass Monster

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posted March 20, 2001 03:33 PM

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Funny shit!! Gotta love it!

Mass Monster


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solidspine

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posted March 20, 2001 03:35 PM

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CONAN, JUST CHECKED OUT YOUR SITE, IT IS
GREAT, I love it, but what don't you like about deca?


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TheDragon

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quote:
Originally posted by MidgetPornStar:
They took my BigAssMidget account away...You big people are all alike.

Especially "HuckleboobyFuckenprix"


hehehe


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InstantGrowth

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posted March 20, 2001 03:57 PM

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This is some funny shit. I am on the floor LMAO.
InstantGrowth


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MUSTANG_18

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THIS IS SO FUNNY! THIS GUY COMES ON HERE ASKING ABOUT A CYCLE WHILE HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK AND INSULTING ONE OF THE MOST WELL RESPECTED MEMEBERS HERE (HUCK) AND EXPECTS US TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY. WHAT A JOKE ! LOL@THIS THREAD

M18

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jakethemus

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LOL, that was funny as f*@k!


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Ash

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Thats some funny shit! Ya I had his 3'11 frame when i was 5 years old so I now how one would feel. haha
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ThePitbull

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LMAO!

That's some funny shit bro's.

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ironbarbarian

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posted March 20, 2001 05:30 PM

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WTF?!! is this a joke?

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I am Conan, the Ironbarbarian back from the deep dark hell!


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ROIDRANGER

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posted March 20, 2001 05:36 PM

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FUNNY AJC---but how did those accounts keep coming up unregistered?????

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Fonz

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BBWAAAHHHH!!!!!

F*king hell I'm cracking up so bad my ribs
are starting to hurt lik hell.....LOL
Huck, man that was funny......
Deepsquat, I can't stop laughing, that was really
funny.
Coolhand, 2Thick is going to go ballistic...LOL

When I saw the 3"11 thing, I was like Typo?
But damn, I want to see this. I side with
Conan on this, POST THEM!!!!

Godspeed


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##spiderbaby##

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Damn hes pretty cut allready... bad case of gyno but he's a top 5 finisher;>


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pittbull2

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This is a funny as the guy that shoot the juice in his sack!!!


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Just_Grow

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thanks guys i need a good laugh.


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RADAR

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posted March 20, 2001 11:28 PM

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damn! That was funnnnnny


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BOOM

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Funny shit man I woke up my wife and children laghing


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i'm scared of midgets........lol. if this is real, i can't believe he said he needs the "big guy" working. i don't think it would be a big guy if you're a midget, anyone agree?

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