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Cool Novice 
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Got this off the anabolex board. Date: March 19, 2001 03:05 PM Author: Erik the great ([email protected]) Subject: swollen nutbag I am new, so please don't give me shit about my question. I injected 2cc of susanon into my nutbag, and now it is totally blue and swollen double size. I used an insulin needle I took off my grandmother (for her diabetes), and I am wondering if it was dirty giving me an infection. It hurts like a motherfucker to piss, and I have a slight burning sensation that doesn't quit. This asshole at my gym that sold me this shit told me that I should shoot there to add to my natural test. Can my next shot be in my arm or something??? Should I see a doc about my balls, or let it ride a couple days. I need to take another shot tomarrow, so any help is very needed.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NO the guy at your gym is correct. But he forgot one thing, you alternate between your pee hole and your nut sack. SO tomorrow will be time to stick that little pin where the pee comes out. LOL Don't think you should even be touching a syringe bro!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- go to the doctor and then crack the fucker at the gym over the head for telling you that. then crack yourself over the head for listening to him.
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 475 |
that is the funniest shit i ever read.... do you think he is full of shit or serious?? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 188 |
thats hard to believe..lol | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1026 |
That is too fucking funny!!! Mass Monster | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 190 |
It would be more funny if I thought there was any chance this was real. I wonder what would happen if you had Sust sloshin' around in your nut sack. Someone try this and post their results lol | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 24 |
I just read that post, its the fuckin funniest thing I ever read. Look now, cuz dudes all pissed off at everyone that responded. These boards get better and better everyday. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 264 |
It's assholes like that, that makes this country think we're all a bunch of assholes...DUMB FUCK! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
Thats sad, I heard a guy on loveline come on. He was a College football player, he said he was on the juice for 2 and a half years straight! He came on to ask what the long term effects were. What a freaking Knuckle head!!!!! Who juices for two and a half years then all of a sudden realizes Oh what are the side effects????? Sad Sad Sad | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 102 |
inject sust into yer teabag - are you crazy??? you'd be walking around with blueball-like pain for 3 days. OWWWWWWW. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 26 |
This was his reply. Hes gonna start to look like the squirrel.. Date: March 19, 2001 09:54 PM I am not kidding...This is my first ever cycle. I am only 18 years old, so why don't you guys back the fuck off. You are probably all just some fat, bloated, stupid motherfuckers who don't help shit out when someone is in trouble. As for you Bigcap33, or whatever your gay name is, maybe I'll come over there and kick your nutsack so you know how it feels fucko---or maybe I'll have your mom massage my balls after I fuck her. If there is anyone intellegent here, please help--otherwise fuck off.
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 717 |
I have read some funny shit here in the past, but I believe that this one takes the cake. Hell, this one has it all. It's hilarious & freakin' sad all at the same time. ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 2138 |
never believe what people tell you..do your own research..you probably paid $20 an amp as well | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
bump | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
That's almost as bad (it may be worse) as that fuckhead who shot a dart in his cornhole! It brings new meaning to the concept of dedication. | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 3 |
damn im new with this shit to but im not a fuckin idiot. this has to be a joke. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 184 |
That's pretty funny. I think the guy is full of shit, but you can never really tell. There are a lot of dumb-ass-mutherfuckers out there. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 717 |
This lack of knowledge reminded me of my very first post. It was back in April of 2K when I first posted on "What is clomid & where can I get some?" Boy, oh boy, I got the shit flamed out of me. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 100 |
Tomorrow use an 16 gauge needle and put have the juice in the other nut and rest inject into the tissue deep under your tonge. Its also important to swallow the syringe, so you don't waste anything. Stick yourself in the butt, leg or arm, follow the directions on this website and use a sterile technique. If you really did stick your self in the balls the swelling will subside in about 5-7 days, black and blue is normal, red or red lines inticate an infection. Use a 1.5 inch needle 21 or 22 g. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 100 |
Also if your only 18 you might want to think about how tall you are and if your still growing. If your short and have growth spurt coming, wait on the juice a couple of years. If you do a serious cycle say good-bye to any bone (real bone) lengthing. | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1581 |
HEHEHE THAT IS GREAT  LOLM18 ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 116 |
i'm fallin outta my fuckin chair, LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 418 |
This Louisiana bro is crazy, or this is a joke? has to be a joke? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 630 |
COOL! BUT A-HOLE INJECTIONS THREAD (YOU CAN FIND IT IN ELITE ARCHIVES) STILL A WINNER ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
Man if this guy isnt the stupidest guy ever. Ive heard some crazy stuff on this web, but this is the best-I give this guy credit though-he does have balls to stick a needle in his sack-I cant even think about it without me almost crying from thinking about the pain. Just joking man if I were you I would go to the doctor and I would definetly jack-off to see if it still works. "Always on the edge" thelegacy | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1353 |
Of course it's shit. You could'nt inject Sust. with an Insulin needle (called U100 here). The gauge of the needle is too small! ------------------ [This message has been edited by Julez (edited March 20, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 613 |
Thats funny  I hope this was a joke and this guy didn`t inject his nuts with a 10cc of sus | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2600 |
FUNNY....but i still like the one a ways back about the guy taping the syringe to a wall, and then trying to back-up on it!!!!!!!!!! that one had me crying... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 669 |
god..think how much a ball injection would have hurt...what a dumbass ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 26 |
bump for Erik the Fu(king idiot. and anyone else with a swolen nutsack. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 477 |
quote: YOUR THE ONE WHO SHOT IT IN YOUR COD SACK , DON'T GET PISSED AT EVERYONE HERE FOR YOUR LACK OF RESEARCH ! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2060 |
Its funny, but I think someone is fucking around. He can't be serious about that! I don't care how bad I wanted to get big, I wouldn't shoot it into my sack! But you never know, maybe someone IS that stupid! I have a hard time believing it though. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1148 |
Not possibe. Sustanon doesn't flow through an insulin needle. Way too small. The guy has got to be lying. I'm with Vovan on this though, the A-hole dart thread is WAY funnier and REAL to boot.LOL Godspeed | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 26 |
quote: Thats not me jack ass. Look on the anabolex discussion board I got it from some dumbass on there. Erik the great is the author smart guy not Juicemonkey420. Read next time. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1220 |
I was going through the posts purposely looking for the obvious. Sust is just too thick to make it through an insulin needle. I have a hard enough time with certain Winny's. Regardless, there are some complete assholes that kids look up to, try to emulate, and thus become the victims of bad advise given by bad people. I hope to hell he is kidding, otherwise, my sympathies go out to him and his swollen junk. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 134 |
its dumb shits like that, that make my day. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 31 |
Well, this is helpful. Cause every time I inject straight into my anus, it just kind of runs out, I think I am losing good gear..........Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 39 |
Juicemonkey you have to get this guy on our board...HA !!! Joking.... That is the funniest shit. I think I'll forward all this to let him know how much hummor he has brought the world ?!?!? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
i don't know who's stupider, the guy who was sticking it in his asshole or this dumb fuck!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 494 |
that is some funny shit! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 24 |
I think this bro is for real, cuz I saw the exact same post on Anabolicworld complaining of the same shit. This dude sounds like the motherfucker that shot himself in the head with an air-nailer after cutting his finger off. Gotta be the same family tree or DNA. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 31 |
Uhhh it was a tongue in "cheek" post Assbeater | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 155 |
But this should give everyone some indication as to just how gullible these kids are. I actually feel bad for the bro. I mean he would, like a lot of bros, inject themselves wherever, and with whatever, they're told -- or for whatever reason, pressured -- to. Damn, that's sad. All I can say is that should be quite a lesson learned. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 346 |
This is funny as hell, but it's a total joke. Even if the kid was dumb enough to try to inject into his nut-sack, there's no way you could pass sust through an insulin needle. LATE | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1566 |
LMAO!!! It's kinda hard to believe though. Still, it doesn't take the crown from lunatic and his spincter shot! Here's the link: ------------------ | ||
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Novice
Posts: 9 |
OOOHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO FU--ING WAY | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 77 |
HAHAHAAHAAH You go guy just a little deeper next time | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 11 |
what a guy everyone knows you inject sus in your eyeballs!or your ear drums! so that it reaches your brain quicker which tells your body your on roids and makes it go strong and muscular! what a comedian! and that has to fucking hurt | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 292 |
LMAO, it hurts just thinking about it. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 11 |
bump anyone who has not read this will be cheered up | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 291 |
Whats that all about man !! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 11 |
bump | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 39 |
quote: Acually your right bro it is sad and I slammed him too but it's just so hard to believe anyone would really do this...ya know.. As funny as it is I hope it is a joke though ???? ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 43 |
thats some funny shit.i`m suprised he can actually dress himself in the morning to go to the gym DUMB ASS!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 14 |
This guy must have read this post from the infamous "ass hole" injetion thread.
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