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Author | Topic: How do you guys handle it when somebody calls you a steroid user? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 783 |
Know this isent really a anabolic topic but sure some of you guys have some experence with this. Some little punk kid or hater calls you a roid freak just because of envy or they heard it through the grape vine. I sure the fuck am not going to admit it. How do you deal with this shit. I just love how much people love to gossip. Almost beat this one kid at school down for saying it in front of a hall full of people just snapped that shit is embarising. Sure I just spelled that wrong. Little help | ||
Guru Posts: 5697 |
YOU USE THE SEARCH BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN BROUGHT UP AT LEAST 10 TIMES IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS YOUR ANWSER IS IN THE SEARCH | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 783 |
That search has never done me any good finding anything. have a hard time using it. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 17 |
Tell them this: Tell you what, if I pop positive, ill pay for the the drug test. However, your dumb ass has to pay for teh test and blood tests are not cheap! after that you tell him, after i pop negative, i will sue your ass for slander and defamation of character, and make u look like a complete and utter idiot. If that doesen't work, just tell him his sister or mother gives one hell of a blow job.......... and if that dosen't work, tell him u need to talk with him inthe locker room and make sure you are are alone...... Then u hit him in balls has hard as you can. then tell him, if he talks more shit, youll cut his balls off and feed it to him for lunch. Its a good protein source too. ICEMAN ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 397 |
My reply. "You smoke to much!" "You drink to much"! "You eat fat soaked junk food"! "I look better than you!" "Your gf thinks i look better than you"! "Your gf's correct"! | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 568 |
LOL @ Iron Ghost !!! That's too funny | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 38 |
rock on Iron ghost ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 429 |
Fuck them, they have no knowledge or just jealous. You see who gets more attention, you or him! Someone said it to me & I ignore them or flip the script and tell them how they want to be me. Don't get mad or defensive. Some people tell the truth and say "hell yeah, I juice". | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 568 |
I like to say, ' Actually no, but thanks for thinking I did. It's cool othat you think that my size could have only been acheived through roids. I appreciate it, you just made my day." ------------------ | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 42 |
Hey glp, dont sweat these mother fuckers. I know where you comin from though, i've been down here 5 years and you have alot of disrespectfull actin scumbags down here. I grew up in youngstown and up there if you got outta line, you got a smack in the face in 2 seconds flat. Just remember for every asshole, there is 10 good people walkin around. some dudes, you just have to let it roll off, but if comes down to your manhood, give some asshole a good wack and he'll think twice about disrespectin the next dude. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 172 |
I agree with BlackTop play it off as a compliment. Thank the guy for letting you know your hard work is paying off. Than go up your dosages. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 69 |
Just laugh it off and say "do I really look that big? Thanks!" False modesty is the only way to handle this thing without looking foolish. Turn it around and make it look like a compliment. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 230 |
"It wasn't me" I usually say that if I'd do roids I'd be a lot bigger than I am right now. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 25 |
Tell him this The smaller my testicals .....the bigger my arms.....and that'll just make it easier for your girl to fit my balls in her mouth. Then beat the shit out of him so he knows why you do it. theres your help | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 72 |
I TELL THEM YEAH? SO WHAT AN THE I BACKHAND THEM INTO A FUCKIN CORNER!!! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 253 |
Tell him actually you right! Then tell himyou do them not for big muscles but you actually need them to shrink your nuts! Since evrytime you sit on the toilet your nuts touch the water and you don't like that! Then ask him if he has verhad that problem! Bootyshaker | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 734 |
The 15 yr old rumor still gets to me too. I live in a small town so I stock pile the shit on others. Nothing shuts them up like their own shit tossed in their face. Its a cop too. He fucks around and he's not exactly clean so he watches his shit now. I think he did my ex mother in law. I wish I did. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 727 |
bitch slap them, they like that. ------------------ | ||
Moderator Posts: 7241 |
Ignore them... Or tell them how many years you have been training.... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 919 |
bro... What good is denying it? I dont lie about it... I figure, if i am gonna do it, why no admit it... Why are you guys afraid to admit it??? If its cus its illegal, i hear people in the gym talking about smoking weed, snorting coke, all sorts of illegal stuff... Why not just be proud of being a user, and admit it? I dont get it
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Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 559 |
if any one wasys ant thing.. i say tis and it will shut up every one anytime "It must be all those steroids im taking, because god knows hard work, dedication and a strict diet wont do shit!!" works every time people dont say anything any more | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 14 |
just tell him so what.........wots it got to do with his skinny ass anyway!! if someone asks me if i done roids i dont deny it.....but most of my 'natural' bodybuilding friends have done pro-hormones. i just say to them i paid less money for a better quality drug and its more or less the same as wot they've done........i was just a bit smarter about how i used my money. but dont let pigeon chested wannabe put u off training.....u trained hard to get big.....he'll never be were u r! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 226 |
Ask them if they want any. If they say no, stab them with your syringe. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 226 |
You must kill them quickly, but quietly. No seriously, just say 1. "yeah, i wouldn't know where to find that shit" 2. "I get nausious when i give blood, do you think i could handle sticking needles in my self everyday?" 3. "That must be it, it has nothing to do with my going to the gym 5 days a week" 4. "If i did, i would be a lot bigger, don't you think? | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 523 |
If someone calls me a "steroid user" I kindly correct them and say that I prefer to be called a "steroid afficionado", I prefer something a little more high end thank you. It's become a hobby, I am more of a collector now than a user. However everything I collect I use. Oh well. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 356 |
I like Rugby's reply the best. I wish I could do that, but there are literally about 10 to 15 local sheriff's deputies that work out at my gym. I usually just say its creatine, and most people are stupid enough to believe it. Makes you wonder what they think though when they don't see the same results when they get on creatine. | ||
Novice Posts: 9 |
Dude. It's simple. Fly into a complete rage. Let spittle fly off your bottom lip. Scream "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!!!?!?!". Then punch him in the throat. Then, if he has a girlfriend punch her in the throat. Then urinate on them both. Walk away and mumble something about him looking at you funny, and if anyone says anything blame it on "the rage". | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 356 |
Can I change my answer? I think I like Proton's answer better now! LOL | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 922 |
Shit I tell them hell yes and then ask them if they want me to jam a dart in their ass for them. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 31 |
YEAH!!! LOL i also like protons answer to this. vinnie | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 692 |
I just laugh, but where I lift everyone knows everyone, so I dont encounter that probelm much. No big deal if I did tho. Just deny, deny, deny. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1057 |
do this bro...it works........ "other person"-----damn bro you getting big!!how?! "you"-----well bro see....i was bending your wife over and it seems to give me a great boost in the gym.....so there is your answer. and after you say that to him and there is a look on his face like he is going to take a shit....slap him.....its that easy....later goodluck.. ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 165 |
BIG BUMP MASK quote: ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 406 |
I just tell I'm eating like a horse every 2 hours but I sure wish I knew where to get some can you imagine how big I would be on that stuff.. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 929 |
I say, "What a steriod user, ha, I guess taking a potein shake once a day really is working, thanks man!"
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Mutant Posts: 3014 |
Just scream, "I don't use steroids, and if you accuse me again I'll stick this loaded 22 guage right up your fucking ASS! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 51 |
Protons answer wins this one hands down! I laughed pretty good while I made mental pictures. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 929 |
Yea I am with you spider, that's pretty damn funny! Mass Monster | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 23 |
Pull the Lattimer from the movie "The Program"...walk out of the gym with your eyes buggin out of your head, scream "Starting Defense, place at the TABLE...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" then put your head through a couple of car windows. Or Tell him "They're coming for me...for us all!!" Laugh hysterically, then give him a big hug and cry. Hawk | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1210 |
I try not to surround myself with people who judge me and my actions. As far as strangers are concerned, it is pure jealousy so I feel sorry for them. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 783 |
I am just going to start breaking noses and biting peoples ears off! There were a couple funny post in here. There is one person that is trashing me to anybody who will listen it is the same kid I almost beat the hell out of. Think im going to plant some watered down t200 and bout 100 dbal with some other drugs in his car then call the cops and say I over heard this kid say he had a gun and was going to kill somebody at school over a drug debt. That will fix his little red wagon! | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 46 |
Well the truth is that you are a roid user but so what who gives a shit. You know how much WORK it takes to build a half decent body. Fuck them, ignor them and work towards your own goal. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 845 |
Well if they a little yuppy fucks, just intimidate them, and find their weaknesses to piont out. If they are normal people, beat the shit out of them with a bar of soap in a sock (my friends LOVES doing this!), and throw it in a sewer...evidence dissolved. Or grab 'em by the neck and squeeze so you leave bruses. I would tell you one thing to do, that I did, but being that I could be sitting in jail now because of it, let's just say I don't advise it. Guy was talking shit about my and juice, I was on a heavy anadrol,Test cycle, so the next night, I knew which club he would be at, he was out on the deck by the lakefront, and pulled a .235caliber semi auto out, fired one round off right next to his head (from behind him), and informed him the next time he talked shit about me, the bullet would stop when it hit the front of his skull. I guess that makes me "Mean" lol | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 179 |
Like posted above, tell them no you don't use them and then tell him that is the best complement you've gotten all year. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 662 |
i just tell 'em...you know steroids are expensive and you know i ain't got a job, so how could i afford it... ------------------ | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 46 |
Why are some of you saying say no you dont use them etc etc... Fuck that, are you ashamed of what you are, are you kidding yourself that you are not a steroid user? The reality is that you are a steroid user but it is your own business so simply ignor them,or if like Meanone you can't then show them, but PLEASE don't feel like you need to justify it to some pencil neck fuck up. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 845 |
Not sure if that was a swipe at me or not...hmmmm. Oh well, not everyone will admit to it because it's a personal choice. Do all coke addicts admit? NO, so why would steriod users be any different? | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 46 |
No swipe Meanone... I can relate to the frustration and laughed when imagining the dudes face (I would not have the balls to do what you did) | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 23 |
it just buggs the hell out of me, i work at a local gym, the other trainers here are so fucking stupid, they think that the body for life book is the best training advise they can give. one even tried to tell me that gear could kill you in one day if you did to much. and these people went to college to become so fucking dumb. all but one belives that you should not even take protein powder | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 32 |
Last summer some chick comes up to me at the door of this bar I was bounching at says the following. "You do steroids!". I just look at her with my eyes wide open and replied "THANK YOU." She did not stick around for long after I said that. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 253 |
To the facelessbawler on your reply! "if any one wasys ant thing.. i say tis and it will shut up every one anytime" Come again!!!! Bootyshaker | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 52 |
I really don't give a shot at all. All I can say is don't believe the HYPE!! Try turnig off your TV and reading once in a whyell. ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 377 |
George, Please invest in a spell checker for this site..thanks ------------------ | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 22 |
I guess you could "Just say no to drugs" Then give them a gentle grin, while you crush the bones in his hand. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 446 |
If you're like me and deny your use of roids, just tell them you'd be twice your size if you were using steroids ! This should shut their mouth ! - Andy |
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